"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Plum Smuggler]

We have duty….

to post about things Phil knows nothing about from the safety of his fart hovel.

More bouncing and squeaking.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Everyone is talking about the pepperoni, but I immediately zeroed in on the fact that, being a literal SPED retard, Phil doesn't have the fine motor skill mastery to slice the green bell pepper into small strips so they would cook evenly with the rest of the toppings and instead just hacked them into huge chunks and piled them on the bottom like a 3-year-old. Maybe Phil is so into his Muslim larp because the Middle East is full of fellow ugly, gross, thumb-headed, low-IQ genetic fuck-ups like himself from all the inbreeding.

The man lost a knife fight to an unarmed potato. He lacks the manual dexterity to cut his toppings properly.

That and his knives are probably dull as shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

We have duty….
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to post about things Phil knows nothing about from the safety of his fart hovel.

More bouncing and squeaking.
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One of my favourite things about when Fatso takes on a new identity is the way he starts lecturing others about it. He’d never heard of either of those places before watching that video.

It’s all pointless, Philip. Pigs are haram.

 

[The Dude]

The man lost a knife fight to an unarmed potato. He lacks the manual dexterity to cut his toppings properly.

That and his knives are probably dull as shit.

Not only dull as shit, but also cheap, crap quality, Bud-K tier mall ninja shit bought by middle school kids and edgy retards (Hi, Phil!) who wouldn't know a quality knife from their un-wiped asshole.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

More bouncing and squeaking.

I'd love to hear him read out that first sentence. I'm sure his Arabic pronunciation is excellent.

 

[a hapless toad]

More bouncing and squeaking.

The sheer lunacy... yes the Temple Mount is holy and has been to the Jews for millennia before the pedophile Mohammed ever married six-year-old Aisha and the Muslim colonizers took the site hostage.

They DO love taking hostages...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Man between Nick Fuentes and the groypers and this retard it almost makes me want to ironically support Israel. Not because I agree with them, but because it seems like the worst people in the world seethe at such a notion. This has to be a Mossad op.

Anyway while we’re on the topic of halal meats, are they all killed in that same barbaric manner to earn that title or is it something else like an Imam food processor hybrid guy says “Looks good” after saying a prayer over it

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Anyway while we’re on the topic of halal meats, are they all killed in that same barbaric manner to earn that title or is it something else like an Imam food processor hybrid guy says “Looks good” after saying a prayer over it

It usually depends on the situation. Both halal and kosher meats have a barbarism to them when it comes to the killing process. However, if it's a rush delivery or prep, a quick prayer is said and it's sent off.

This is more of a personal anecdote rather than a source, but I've had relatives in food services. They would often purchase foods from wholesales and farmer's markets. If it was a dire emergency, you'd see the rabbis and imans pop up and shop from there, once it was purchased, a quick prayer was said and the item was stamped as kosher or halal.

 

[Random Internet Person]

LOL! Phil eating pizza with dates and hummus.
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I guess that pizza was a Palastinian flag. Glad to see Phil is showing his support by shoving government funded food down his pie hole.
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LOL! Way to use pepperoni on the flag Phil.
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Poor kid at the pizza place had to make custom pizzas for a mouth breathing retard.

Well, at least the dates aren’t on the pizza itself so that’s a day to deal with how sweet they are.

Also, there’s olives but at least they’re on only one side of the pizza so I know which side to avoid.

As for the pepperoni, I have to wonder why that was there for the red component of the flag. Was that the only red topping this place had? I can’t wait to hear this be spun as “sure there’s pork on there, but there’s more than Muslims in Palestine. Did you know Bethlehem, the birthplace of Jesus Christ, is in the West Bank?”

And what’s that bottom thing that makes the green? Peppers? Because the placement is abysmal. I don’t know what place made that thing, but the pizza is way too small to make this design. Also, I get a “frozen pizza” vibe from it. If this fucker wanted to make a special Palestinian flag pizza, he’d be better of with a Sicilian style or that square pizza that’s done in Detroit.

And with the way it’s cut, I have to know who cut this thing, because fuck my life. I think an elementary school student learning about fractions could do a better job cutting that thing, but even with that improved, there’s no way to get around the fact that how the toppings are placed will make the taste be anything but uniform between slices because it’s so sloppy.

Looking at this pizza fills me with rage. May everybody involved with the making of this abomination face the obligation of having to answer for this in the basement of a better pizzeria.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If it was a dire emergency, you'd see the rabbis and imans pop up and shop from there, once it was purchased, a quick prayer was said and the item was stamped as kosher or halal.

And this right here shows that the whole thing is just a song and dance with no actual meaning behind it.

If all they need to do is say a quick prayer and it's magically kosher / halal then the whole way it's butchered is pointless.

It reminds me of Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld novels, where he talks about one of the rituals the wizards engage in:

The Rite of AshkEnte, quite simply, summons and binds Death. Students of the occult will be aware that it can be performed with a simple incantation, three small bits of wood and 4cc of mouse blood, but no wizard worth his pointy hat would dream of doing anything so unimpressive; they knew in their hearts that if a spell didn’t involve big yellow candles, lots of rare incense, circles drawn on the floor with eight different colours of chalk and a few cauldrons around the place then it simply wasn’t worth contemplating.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil has been very boring past few years but this pizza has to be a high point since vodka goblin saga.

It's just Phil to a T. An excuse to spend welfare money on crappy food and add to his larp while ingesting far too much cheese.

I hope he loses a foot to beetus. It'll be real fun when he's in a wheelchair in prison.

Since he's a Mexican and totally not an Italian i texted Zion Don himself and told him what Phil did.

He's going to be deported for this. Israel forever never forget the Holocaust (shitter).

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil's file has been amended. Looks like his trial is set for April 28th.

Otherwise he's just posting boring shit that he's too retarded to comprehend.

It's good to see that the Yemenis have adopted Phil's cosplay.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Double post(I can no longer edit the above)

I just noticed apartment 307 at 1524 North Sumner Street is a 1 bedroom.

We all know that Phil is a weak bitch and just like the last time, I'm betting the Zoe the alpha troon booted him from the bedroom.

 

[break these cuffs]

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I just noticed apartment 307 at 1524 North Sumner Street is a 1 bedroom.
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We all know that Phil is a weak bitch and just like the last time, I'm betting the Zoe the alpha troon booted him from the bedroom.

I will laugh hysterically if the impetus for Phil supporting Palestine was him getting cucked out of his bedroom again.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Double post(I can no longer edit the above)

I just noticed apartment 307 at 1524 North Sumner Street is a 1 bedroom.
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We all know that Phil is a weak bitch and just like the last time, I'm betting the Zoe the alpha troon booted him from the bedroom.

538 square feet is a tiny apartment! Either Zoe is comfortable with REALLY tight living conditions or he’s sharing a bed with our spud. Either option has hilarious potential, especially given Phil’s lack of hygiene. We need to get some recon on this troon because there’s a lot to laugh at.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Zoe is comfortable with REALLY tight living conditions or he’s sharing a bed with our spud has no sense of smell.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Double post(I can no longer edit the above)

I just noticed apartment 307 at 1524 North Sumner Street is a 1 bedroom.
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We all know that Phil is a weak bitch and just like the last time, I'm betting the Zoe the alpha troon booted him from the bedroom.

538 sq feet? That's a freaking shoebox. My first apartment was almost double that size.

How the hell are two fat people supposed to fit in there anyway?

 

[Demetrius]

538 square feet is a tiny apartment!

To New Yawwwwkers that's spacious

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

To New Yawwwwkers that's spacious

And probably going for 100k in annual rent

How the hell are two fat people supposed to fit in there anyway?

Bunk beds

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

How the hell are two fat people supposed to fit in there anyway?

Phil was able to live with Toren. If Zoe just lays in bed, drinking vodka and bitching on twitter, they’re set.

I hope we’re getting a sequel to the vodka ogre saga