🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Lastly, Ralph dedicates a song "For the dumb bitch Haru" and ends the show:

Ralph unironically has fallen in love with Haru at this point. An anonymous anime avatar profile who he has never spoken to besides textual chat. Honestly sad.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ralph unironically has fallen in love with Haru at this point. An anonymous anime avatar profile who he has never spoken to besides textual chat. Honestly sad.

He started playing Persona 5 Royal to better understand Haru but he doesn't understand the social links to get along with his party members and he can't get past the first castle.

 

[AltisticRight]

He started playing Persona 5 Royal to better understand Haru but he doesn't understand the social links to get along with his party members and he can't get past the first castle.

did he actually?
That is so SAD.

 

[Vect]

Ralph cooking? I think he's sincerely interested in food but he'll be blind drunk if it ever happens.

Yet somehow I think he'll do a better job than Nick Rekieta.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph spent an hour yesterday discussing rape and his takes were "can women just not get raped" and "women need to disclose early that they were raped" and made himself out to be the victim if they didn't.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ralph cooking? I think he's sincerely interested in food but he'll be blind drunk if it ever happens.

Yet somehow I think he'll do a better job than Nick Rekieta.

TV show pitch: Iron Chef where Ralph, Rekieta and KingCobra go up against Jack Scalfani.

The winner is whoever's dish doesn't give Jack another stroke.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph spent an hour yesterday discussing rape and his takes were "can women just not get raped" and "women need to disclose early that they were raped" and made himself out to be the victim if they didn't.

Trying to establish new Ralpha-ettiquette for rape victims so that Alice doesn't count.

10000 IQ play.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

did he actually?
That is so SAD.

No Ralph will never again embarrass himself by showing off his low IQ inability to play video games

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Ralph starts a cooking arc, he'll burn down his tin shack. His lawyer/plumber/uber driver would be furious!!!

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph cooking? I think he's sincerely interested in food but he'll be blind drunk if it ever happens.

Yet somehow I think he'll do a better job than Nick Rekieta.

Jack Scalfani > Ethan Ralph > Nicholas Rekieta

No Ralph will never again embarrass himself by showing off his low IQ inability to play video games

Would he even progress enough to unlock Haru Okumura? A good 30 hours is required I think. It takes more than 100 hours to finish that game. Maybe we should just all change names to those characters so piggytits has to spend 100+ hours playing. Then he'll be way too preoccupied to do drugs and mix it with booze.

 

[Vect]

Jack Scalfani > Ethan Ralph > Nicholas Rekieta

Disagree, disagree. I'll bet...something that some of Ralph's shit will be cooked. Even if it's just his brain. He's been to restaurants, he's been cooked for, seen food cooked by sensible people, not skelly whisky-munchie ramen at 3 in the morning or frozen chuck that's been phasered in the oven, real shit - do not let me down on this, gunt!

 

[Blue Gunty]

did he actually?
That is so SAD.

Sorry it was a fib

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Talk of a cooking show brings back memories of the BBQ in Richmond with Mike Sisqo (sp?).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Talk of a cooking show brings back memories of the BBQ in Richmond with Mike Sisqo (sp?).

Yes where he famously served cheesed filled hotdogs with a slice of cheese over them

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Ralph spent an hour yesterday discussing rape and his takes were "can women just not get raped" and "women need to disclose early that they were raped" and made himself out to be the victim if they didn't.

"Could Little Ethan just not get beaten by Ronnie"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yes where he famously served cheesed filled hotdogs with a slice of cheese over them

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An elusive side shot of our boy displaying his majestic hunchback.

 

[Zaryiu2]

So what the odds the Indians might manage somehow to mage something better than Ralph's designated bitching blog or will they somehow make something worse?

 

[Muppetstudios]

The Indian's buying The Ralph Retort is fantastic brand synergy.

They obviously saw the video of Ralph huffing Faith Vicker's shit and concluded "Here's a guy who gets our culture we can do business with him"

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Yes where he famously served cheesed filled hotdogs with a slice of cheese over them

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This is the best Ralph pic of all time. If you put this on a PowerPoint slide you could convince the UN that eugenics and sterilization should be sanctioned.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yes where he famously served cheesed filled hotdogs with a slice of cheese over them

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THAT GAWD DAMN JOHM POTTER DOESN'T EVEN PUT CHEDDAH ON HIS CHEDDAH DAWGS, THE DAWGS WITH THE CHEDDAH IN DEM