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[Aunt Carol]

T has given her horrific cystic acne.

When they consider the student's punishment, I hope she gets credit for not rapping about the teacher's pizza face. That's an easy setup and it's not even a protected identity.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

But why did they troon? Most of their hobbies went mainstream and became popular to the masses so liking Superheroes and Sci-Fi no longer made you an outcast and the left has spent the last decade saying being white gives you privilege so no matter what you suffered it wasn't enough. Trooning is their ticket to being a social outcast and a victim all in one fell swoop.

They can't escape the intersectional pecking order of course, nor get to the top. No white transgender could ever dare speak over a trans woman of colour.

 

[Chris Konon]

I'm not a rap expert, but isn't the correct response, when someone writes a rap about the hyperspecific ways in which you suck. to rap back at them about the ways they suck? Ideally off the cuff, although I assume it's like improv comedy and the rapper has some half-planned lines ready.

It could’ve worked but it would require her to be sensible to not look like a cringe retard with her response. And as we know, young blood rapped about her being autistic, so she had no chance at all.

Also if her gender identity requires everyone to adhere to controversial social norms, it’s bad idea teaching kids this age who naturally rebel against things like that.

Or it’s actually great, and the next generation will be immune to the troon whining.

 

[Dr Bathroom]

In fairness I feel like I could pick up sticks w my bumcheeks and it wouldn't be that hard.

Yep. Fuck em. If you have something to say, say it or fuck off. No-one is impressed by your "it's opposite day! " level of linguistic sorcery, dull bitch.

There will always, always be more men do this. Pretending more women do is weird and has no resemblance of the facts.
If women's prisons have more assaults, it's because women are easier victimised and therefore more attractive to preds.
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Is #3 The Amazing Atheist?

 

[Otterly]

Spoiler: The leprechauness herself.

She passes really well as a leprechaun.

 

[Starefag]

Nature is healing
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Tbf Pregnant man emoji is a great shame emoji to react with. I'll be a tiny bit sad to see it go
not nearly as sad as the troons are though

 

[Xev]

It's hilarious that pooners have no idea how to be a man

 

[Twix Eatr]

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“Mostly femme” nonbinary on getting her photo taken

 

[Cake Point]

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A rare moment of self-introspection and clarity followed up with a "No it's the children who are wrong moment."
It's nice to know that they know they ARE a groomer, sex pest and all of the above and hopefully know they will never, EVER be accepted into the larger society and be relegated to their weird little antisocial-circles.

Thomas, you had plenty of "equality" when you were an man. Now you're just a man in a dress wearing lipstick.

Thomas was right about him not being important.

 

[米津玄師]

“Mostly femme” nonbinary on getting her photo taken

So, exactly what part of her is supposed to be masculine here that warrants her calling herself "mostly femme"...? I'm not seeing any of it in her facial structure, expression, makeup, hair, nose ring, necklace, choice of clothing... Like, surely it's not just the "more masculine pose" she's taking, right?

 

[AfghanBlue]

It could’ve worked but it would require her to be sensible to not look like a cringe retard with her response. And as we know, young blood rapped about her being autistic, so she had no chance at all.

Also if her gender identity requires everyone to adhere to controversial social norms, it’s bad idea teaching kids this age who naturally rebel against things like that.

Or it’s actually great, and the next generation will be immune to the troon whining.

The thing is, Yung Terf could easily claim the rap isn't even about Poon T.
It may well not even be.
It could be her talking about someone entirely different (in the normal sense of 'you think you're a man but you're a boy' doled out to men across the ages).
Narcy pooner has assumed it's about her and it may well be but she has ample room for denial.

But lol, trying to get on the level of teenagers via rap has always been so fucking lame. Jesus christ is my nigger.
For some reason, any and every middle aged white person seems to think rap is totally open to any attempts and that it will certainly be taken well by teenagers, and it always falls so fucking flat.
The idea that she decided *this* was the key to da kids, but "discussed" with them at length about what is and I dint allowed in terms of insults. Sanitised and regulated, even the faintest of cringe edge prearranged to be filed off.
Why even bother. Just do anything in the world else.

 

[Barbenheimer]

That rap kid being punished will only encourage him to be more trans”phobic”

God speed little buddy

 

[Twix Eatr]

So, exactly what part of her is supposed to be masculine here that warrants her calling herself "mostly femme"...? I'm not seeing any of it in her facial structure, expression, makeup, hair, nose ring, necklace, choice of clothing... Like, surely it's not just the "more masculine pose" she's taking, right?

She'll streak a wet nap across her forehead and Sharpie her eyebrows back on in an aggressive style. It'd be like Uncle Leo on that episode of Seinfeld.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Holy Shit it's one of the Gruesomes.

Or the ghost of tryhard Joey Ramone

 

[biggacracka]

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"I want to be treated like a man"
"YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE A MAN DESPITE THIS BEING EXACTLY MY WISH, THIS IS HECKING VIOLENCE AND TRANSPHOBIA"
Lmao

 

[Pig Cups]

"I want to be treated like a man"
"YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE A MAN DESPITE THIS BEING EXACTLY MY WISH, THIS IS HECKING VIOLENCE AND TRANSPHOBIA"
Lmao

99% chance the council is just operating by idiotic rules that were enacted after campaigning by troons and their enablers to change the original rules that would’ve rightly placed her in women’s accommodations. Even when they get what they want, they still bitch and find problems.

You made your bed, Li’l Pooner. Now you get to rot in it haha.

 

[DootSkeleton]

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>Pooner wants to be treated like a man
>Gets treated like a man
>Doesn't like it

Many such cases!

 

[Syikeblade]

They sure seem to need men of a specific sexual orientation for validation, almost as if it's a fetish or something

Spoiler: Why are all these buff guys gay?

I get these on dating apps a lot. You match with someone who looks like they are at the gym 7 days a week. Very buff, big muscles, selfies of them flexing or wearing shirts that show off their muscular body. You start chatting. Quickly they ask you if you are a top or versatile or bottom. Then they tell you they are versatile or bottom. Four out of five muscle guys turn out to be a chaser wanting to take . In comparison, all the normal build or skinny or dad bods have zero interest in a girl’s penis. They want to see pics of my . Why is that???

And boy the comments are just fantastic:
"bc most of them are gay… they try to be overly masculine to hide the fact that they’re just gay deep down "

"Why not just transition? That’s basically the same as transbians who get married to a woman as a husband then come out to her shortly after wedding as a trans woman."


"As soon as a guy starts speaking in gay slang, I blockety block that bitch into oblivion.

[–]Marylin-hemorroids 5 points 17 hours ago
Unfortunately I think there are a lot of sissy, femboy, twink, cd that will claim to the trans and feed into that dialogue, so chasers think we are all the same!

[–]GlitteringWerewolf55 1 point 17 hours ago
Well at least they're stupid enough to use those godawful terms so I know who to avoid, yikes.

[–]Marylin-hemorroids 3 points 17 hours ago
I mean those people will also label themselves as trans. Just look at r/transpassing. Half of the posts there are not trans women. They get all the attention from chasers.

[–]GlitteringWerewolf55 2 points 17 hours ago
Don't get me started on those people "

"Its insane how hot the guys are that want to bottom. Just blows my mind"

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