Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
Now though, I just think he's getting high with Nick and he's banging Kayla
Wil lives in New Orleans (or at least Louisiana). I know people can travel (and Wil has, famously for his veneers), but I don't see that being a regular pipeline. It's like when people posited that Juju was Nick's drug hookup... in Minnesota. The logistics just don't make sense.
 
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Now though, I just think he's getting high with Nick and he's banging Kayla
He’d be getting high with Kayla and banging Nick if they lived closer to one another.

Nick is pulling Wil into his pathological obsession with Aaron. If Nick’s dumb enough to make it a legal matter (and we know he is), Wil has more to lose than he does. Wil is so addicted to the thrill of being part of the drama that he failed to abort mission when it started posing a threat to his livelihood.

This should end in an ugly way that is especially entertaining for us. All Nick can do now is keep guaranteeing KF stacks those Ws.
 
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Timid tiger has been trolling Nick for months with receipts and good memes. I'm a fan whoever they are. Based on the name, I assume it's a female They've quoted the farms and hate Melton. Link to his/her twitter replies. It's 85% Rekieta-related in the last few months.

Based on the description, sounds a tad like "K". (Pure unfounded speculation.)
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Interesting that Nick feels the need to respond. Often.
Related to April:
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References the Farms.
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Knows about Megan Fox:
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Knows about the Keanu drama including the Alec Baldwin thing.
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Funny memes about Rekieta:
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No, Nick will go the way of Ralph. Every so often, we'll hear about him. There'll be some crazy new shit. But he'll never reach the heights he achieved.
Nick's "draw" was his spectacular downfall. He basically had a guarantee of Easy Street for years, a totally kush life, but he was such a perverse, self-destructive faggot that he threw it all away.

Short of literally trooning out and sucking cocks in truck stops for meth, he can't get any lower in a funny way.

The stars aligned for him in a lucky way millions of YouTube retards dream of, and he still managed to shit his pants and tard himself out of a steady income.
WTF would even be the "proper time" to out this mysterious second villain peddling actionable defamation about bribes to journalists, other than when the lolsuit is served? On his imminent big comeback stream? At Hackamania? In "two more weeks"?
It's pathetic. This miserable skelly still thinks he can get some magic bombshell that will revive his reputation. Who gives a shit if there's some other snake in the grass? Nobody cares.

It isn't going to un-coke your daughter you filthy animal.
The inks not even dry on Nicks pleading guilty. Why was Herran pretending to be a non biased observer until now? Weird fuckin guy.
It would be funny if this dumbass snake-pig ruined his mainstream "career" by associating with the cocaine skelly. At least with the Dabbletards they're already pond scum with nothing going for them. Nothing good can come from palling around with a child abusing piece of shit like Balldo
 
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He can move to Poland, live in a village, and drink moonshine all day. Heavily lean into his Drunk Pollack genetics. I'd watch that stream.
Uh, how would it be different? Dude lives in rural Minnesota and drinks or takes what he can find. Poland would be a classy move.
 
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Uh, how would it be different? Dude loves in rural Minnesota and drinks or takes what he can find. Poland would be a classy move.
In Poland you'll hear "kurwa" a lot more often on stream. Also the scenery would be a bit more picturesque and cocaine is harder to get. Otherwise similar, yeah.
 
It's harder but not impossible. He would have to go to Germany or something. Rackets smuggling few ounces of coke in his asshole across the Polish border would make an entertaining story arc.
Me too, especially hearing his whiny fag voice when he gets busted the first time.

You'll dorks don't even keister coke.
 
It's harder but not impossible. He would have to go to Germany or something. Rackets smuggling few ounces of coke in his asshole across the Polish border would make an entertaining story arc.
So maybe baldo took this to heart and the real reason the 8 year old tested positive is the coke came from her toys? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztkOnt4OyIg that or we may be treated to condom exploding don't tase me bro baldo after school special.
 
It's harder but not impossible. He would have to go to Germany or something. Rackets smuggling few ounces of coke in his asshole across the Polish border would make an entertaining story arc.
You can buy OTC codeine, though, so maybe Nick could have a krokodil arc.
 
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