Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

When did this retard ever make us go crazy?
Maybe with laughter.
It's almost like he's trying to be Chrischan 2.0. He has:
  • Shit art skills that have never improved
  • Degeneracy
  • Welfare tard-existence
  • Coddled by family
  • Fat autistic man child
  • Hilariously inflated ego
  • Has a literal list of petty grudges
  • Curses everyone who slightly annoys him
  • A personal library of tard e-history
  • Perpetually malding online
 
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Sight is a blind girl for a reason, not making her blind defeats the purpose and again, Sight is not mine. Stop vandalizing zer0h's character.

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These people on KiwiFarms are still stuck in the precambrian where they adopt the regressive mindset of "kicking niggers on curbstomps" get a life.


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There has been an epidemic of the MAGA mind virus where it shrinks people's brains more than microcephaly people.

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Fucking MAGA people bullied Zyakulo off the internet. I am so fucking angry.

Even worse is that Elon Musk made it harder to archive tweets, FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

Keep in mind. No Curse Lifted isn't me. But I sense he's a hero defending me. Good work.
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Maybe with laughter.
It's almost like he's trying to be Chrischan 2.0. He has:
  • Shit art skills that have never improved
  • Degeneracy
  • Welfare tard-existence
  • Coddled by family
  • Fat autistic man child
  • Hilariously inflated ego
  • Has a literal list of petty grudges
  • Curses everyone who slightly annoys him
  • A personal library of tard e-history
  • Perpetually malding online
Will null protect Alex from himself?
Will Alex fuck his mother?
Find out on the next episode of Alex Ball Z!
 
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Sight is a blind girl for a reason, not making her blind defeats the purpose and again, Sight is not mine. Stop vandalizing zer0h's character.

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These people on KiwiFarms are still stuck in the precambrian where they adopt the regressive mindset of "kicking niggers on curbstomps" get a life.


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There has been an epidemic of the MAGA mind virus where it shrinks people's brains more than microcephaly people.

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Fucking MAGA people bullied Zyakulo off the internet. I am so fucking angry.

Even worse is that Elon Musk made it harder to archive tweets, FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!


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Did you hear that? Zer0h (totally original name donut steel) can see and needs more content of her, to the original content mobile!
 
Alex, you cant be mad if you're drinking buddies with Nyarlothotep, keep projecting when you see figures in the shadows while dreaming or awake. Face the inevitable, for you there is no escape.
That's N'Yar Lath Hotep!

If you are going to name drop the Black Pharaoh, you better spell it right before his minions suck your mind out through your nostrils, son!
 
>Announces he will go on a splinter site
>New account starts to sperg about the same dumb shit he spergs about with the same writing style
>Cries about null
>Omg how did they find out???

Idk
Wow it's almost like he learned nothing at all from me linking him to his YouTube channel based on the dumb shit he spergs about.
That's N'Yar Lath Hotep!

If you are going to name drop the Black Pharaoh, you better spell it right before his minions suck your mind out through your nostrils, son!
We wuz
 
The United Emirates of Sparkletoria has granted my wish and I am now the legal owner of Atria and Suhail. As a gift I give all current Kiwifarms members permission to use my characters however they want. Any former Kiwifarms members who are banned may not use Atria or Suhail and must discontinue using them immediately under decree of Exalted Sultan Spakletor-hammed (PBUH).
 
The United Emirates of Sparkletoria has granted my wish and I am now the legal owner of Atria and Suhail. As a gift I give all current Kiwifarms members permission to use my characters however they want. Any former Kiwifarms members who are banned may not use Atria or Suhail and must discontinue using them immediately under decree of Exalted Sultan Spakletor-hammed (PBUH).
I, Xef, second this motion
 
Alex's sperging out about Trump and Maga again...

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South Jackson, Mississippi looks like a dump. I imagine this is where redneck Trump supporters live.

North Jackson isn't as bad though.

Ok. I know the Mayor of the city is Democrat. And if Trump supporters are so unreasonable, might as well neglect them.

Actually, it appears a lot of black people live in South Jackson, Mississippi. Yes, I am aware a lot of black people lived in ghettos.

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Yes, I know of a lot of democrats who happen to mismanage and neglect their citizens. And that is also sad. You vote for the government with the least contempt. But MAGA is not the answer.

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The government is supposed to let immigrants integrate better, not put then in red zones, neglect them and condemn them to a life of crime. No wonder we had South Bronx charred and burned during the 70s.

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Kiwifarms logic.

Not Submitting to MAGA = Red Strikethrough

"Kiwi Farms is a family friendly website"

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It's funny how KiwiFarms is a family friendly website yet they use the word Nigger over 500 times on average a sentence.

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Funny how Paul Joseph Watson, a family friendly channel uses the word fuck kinda often.

Alex compares himself to Chris Chan.

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I am nothing like Chris Chan. My drawings don't suck either.

Well, at least the ones I like don't suck.
 
"Kiwi Farms is a family friendly website"

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It's funny how KiwiFarms is a family friendly website yet they use the word Nigger over 500 times on average a sentence.
I thought Alex wasn't racist... How come not only is he comfortable saying the n word, he's also fine with using the hard r? (:_(
 
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