Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
Do we know what happened to the 400 bucks from the gofundme? I don't remember him mentioning it in a while.
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If he had actually gave it to Angie he would have brought it up in an effort to show what a great guy he is so I'm assuming he has either completely forgotten about it or used it for himself, probably the first one.
 
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Your Landlord said:
That comes from smoking inside. No matter how tidy you try to be, you, your stuff, and your floor get covered by tiny specs of ash.

If his mopping is anything like that one GIF of him vaccuming in the cock-holster, it would be quite a sight to behold. He did work at Wendy's for awhile, so he at least knows the basics of mopping.
At this point I imagine he would just water-damage the hell out of that trailer and give up halfway through.
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I want to live in a world where Cobes is smart enough to tend after a roomba. Clint could easily get one of those super fancy sweep/mop models that would help Cobes day to day so much, but he would beat it to smithereens in a drunken rage cause it bumped into his feet a few times.
 
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I wanna say that the Gofundme is still up and finishes in like a week. I doubt he remembers and if does, he will find a way to fuck it all up.

Buy LN another pink sword or get himself some booze and chicken to slob on with Warlord.

See that’s why we watch, Cobes. I never expected him to do the right thing and that’s why it’s funny as fuck when you see the shannigans and excuses that follow
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wanna say that the Gofundme is still up and finishes in like a week. I doubt he remembers and if does, he will find a way to fuck it all up.

Buy LN another pink sword or get himself some booze and chicken to slob on with Warlord.

See that’s why we watch, Cobes. I never expected him to do the right thing and that’s why it’s funny as fuck when you see the shannigans and excuses that follow
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Cobes is so retarded that he’d scam dickheads out
of almost $500 of free money and end up breaking even with a net of profit of $5 because he’s $495 over drafted
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes is so retarded that he’d scam dickheads out
of almost $500 of free money and end up breaking even with a net of profit of $5 because he’s $495 over drafted
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Honestly if you let Josh Saunders who is a real life example of what a human with donkey brains would be like, you deserve it and he deserves to keep the money.
 
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Mushroom King said:
Here is a micro shitpost I played with today. I hope you cool Cobras enjoy it.

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Looks like the TV got jammed in the upper right corner. Better not be raspberry jam, boy.

edit: It decided to double up my post. rip


 
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