DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[strandedcastaway]

He should have just jerked off on stream again. It would have been less embarrassing and less gay then this.

He started the stream with Rich and got shot in the foot. Then Phil dropped Rich, took the gun, and fired shots at his own head until he was finally dead.

 

[NibelWolf]

The kasino has burst the bubble of boredom that has long shielded phil.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Wild theory but is it possible that DSP made up this whole story to get ahead of the Casino so Kat would not divorce him? I don't know in what universe his version of events make things any better, but she is fat and dented so who knows.

 

[neger psykolog]

Ironchefsakai is officially a "fuckwad" according to DSP and he also never mentioned any of the stuff about his parents or Kat's health on stream because he knew people would say he was using that stuff for money.


DSP never did mention any of it on his stream so for all his faults he didn't use this stuff to fish for donations whatsoever. Many people have claimed over several years that he would 100% use his parent's sickness for sympathy points and to get more money but he never did.

 

[Mr. Brown]

You have to think about this from Phils POV.

He has just published 1000's of messages where he's used his sick and dying pets, his parents who are hanging onto life and other stuff to manipulate kino casino and he's calling it a win.

He's saying that publishing his mother has 1 year to live is a victory for him. What did he gain from this manipulation?...

This guy deserves nothing.

 

[Coke Zero]

I think its likely phil still has a drivers license, he just doesn't have the REAL ID yet. As far as I know the REAL ID isn't actually required for flying yet so it's just another excuse anyway.

It shows how much he cares about his parents though. They could end up in the hospital on their deathbeds and phil legally wouldn't even be allowed to fly out to see them. Being Phil though he loves having a pre-made excuse for why he can't travel- "Phil you need to get here immediately, your father only has 2 weeks to live." "Sorry mom I don't have a REAL ID and can't travel on a plane *snake laugh*"

Phil is too easy to read

 

[FormerPro]

What a way to spend a Friday night. All part of the master plan.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I think DSP is vastly confused in that guy relationships are gay as fuck. Guy friends fuck around with each other and tussle with them a bit and do practical jokes and mess around with each other and shit like that.

It's very obvious DSP has never had real guy friends. DSP keeps playing up the "they're gay" shit because he just doesn't understand it and PPP is 100% spot on that DSP is so desperate for affection and friends that he will not only do anything but he misreads the room entirely.

Or maybe the only guy friend he ever had (Rambo), Phil was very attracted to, so he thinks any time a guy wants to hang out with him he must be gay because why else would you want to hang out with a guy? More projection.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

What exactly is Phil decompressing from? He booted Rich like an hour in and went at his own pace.

 

[myone]

How much of that is actually true though? During the Marriage saga he was hardcore on the parents dying. For all we know this could just be another lie.

True, but the part about his parents begging him to visit is 100% real.

 

[HorseSense]

So lying about terminal illnesses, reinforcing the major gripe against DSP, is both W and not like other harmful streamers that...lie about cancer?

 

[thirstymcgee]

You're telling me he didn't get 1 donation?

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

Was it known that Ralph was communicating with DSP in Discord DMs before now?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Also a "top dollar" pet sitter is like $15 - $20 per day. Cheap motherfucker.

 

[FormerPro]

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

The cognitive decline, this man is going through is kind of scary and sad. He should be institutionalised and spoonfed apple sauce, for the rest of his days. Khet should be put down and so should Jasper, if suitable foster parents can't be found.

 

[Elbe]

Ironchefsakai is officially a "fuckwad" according to DSP and he also never mentioned any of the stuff about his parents or Kat's health on stream because he knew people would say he was using that stuff for money.

And he admits he knows his whales are using various socks to donate.

 

[neger psykolog]

So lying about terminal illnesses, reinforcing the major gripe against DSP, is both W and not like other harmful streamers that...lie about cancer?

There's no indication that he lied about anything and there's little way to actually prove it. He told it to PPP in confidence and apparently some of his mods might know.

 

[Choom]

The only thing Phil may have done by releasing the DMs ahead of the Casino boys was making some people disinterested in the whole thing, because holy fuckin shit Phil made this whole thing boring a hell.
BTW, be sure to take note of the fact that Phil spent hours going through and organizing DMs and planning all this just to beat KC to the punch and try to do damage control.
Anyways, the only way this situation could have been any gayer was if Phil and the Casino boys got on stream together, did crotch chops, and said the whole thing was a work. (You know, like he wanted to do with Viscant that time once he realized he was actually going to get the shit beaten out of him.)

 

[Luigi Mangione]

So Phil is trying to claim he was lying when he claimed he had 4 pets...in the same message he claimed his mother was dying? He's trying to act like he's some psychological master manipulator throwing truths into lies to mindfuck people, but I'm not fucking buying it.

It's either he lied about his mother dying (possible, but I'd say unlikely unless he's an absolute psychopath), he lied about having 4 pets whilst telling the truth about his mother (also unlikely because why would he throw such a random lie on a sincere message), or he told the truth about both. I think he told the truth about both because he trusted PPP, and he's pretending he didn't.