DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

With how lazy he is I wouldn't be surprised if he let it expire.

I think its likely phil still has a drivers license, he just doesn't have the REAL ID yet. As far as I know the REAL ID isn't actually required for flying yet so it's just another excuse anyway.

It shows how much he cares about his parents though. They could end up in the hospital on their deathbeds and phil legally wouldn't even be allowed to fly out to see them. Being Phil though he loves having a pre-made excuse for why he can't travel- "Phil you need to get here immediately, your father only has 2 weeks to live." "Sorry mom I don't have a REAL ID and can't travel on a plane *snake laugh*"

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I mean out of all the claims and shit do we even need receipts for this? Based on the amount of evidence so far, and the fact he tried to lie about it for ages only to come out and admit it later on (which meant he was lying about all the of the financhu crisis bullshit) there are jurors who would vote guilty on this just the same as if it were a murder case.

To me, the fun from WWE Champions is the amount of absurd lies stacked on top of each other that he has accumulated over all these years, and not necessarily proving them wrong (as you said, now it's beyond the point). I hope he addresses it and comes up with a new lie.

 

[Coke Zero]

We're so close to a Kingcobra crossover.

RIP Puff

 

[Son of Big Boss]

What if Phil is dumb enough to drive without a license? Ack ack ack

 

[GibMoneyPls]

It's totally possible he just never leaves the fucking house. The only proof from the last 5 years is one photo, and his haircuts. And kat can be going with him for those. He has said he hasn't been on the highway or in a convienence store in over 10 years. He wouldn't need a license if Kat is in the car with him and she has one.

These are such stupid theories now. Pets, driving, wwec. On to the reciepts.

 

[San Dimas High School]

What if Phil is dumb enough to drive without a license? Ack ack ack

Then he'd get a citation if he was ever pulled over, and a judge would have him get a new license and cancel the citation? It's not exactly the crime of the century.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

As the Resurgence Arc comes to an end, let's celebrate 6000 pages with our favorite moments from the Kino Casino saga.

Mine is definitely the time he was watching them roast Rich and he moved his camera to make it look like he was on Kino Casino. I still think of that moment randomly and cringe. Just completely embarrassing.

I desperately tried to remember whether this was during the resurgence. But unfortunately I was felted by bugged time mechanics. Nonetheless I loved this dumb thumbnail he used for Kat's first return stream that looks nothing like the hershey's kiss shaped monster that he bought on stream.


Bro really thought he was cooking. He really expected this to be a thing. What an IDIOT

Edit: Okay I figured it out. The time he forgot how to Blink and begged his dents to remind him to fucking BLINK. That was the best part of this arc

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Right now I'm listening to yesterday's Lard and the Tard show and Lard let it slip that all the shit that sounds outlandish is a most likely a lie by Phil. Every time they wanted him to do something that they pitched to him, that obviously doesn't involve him just sitting on his fat ass while Lard and/or Tard do all the yapping or send their dents over to his stream, he would invent someone or something being on their deathbed or dead or some other outlandish shit like the alleged lack of driver's license.

 

[nearbycoral]

I was thinking Phil has snakes and lizards so he can enjoy watching feeding them live animals.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Come ooooooooooooooohn, there is no way this lazy ass can take care of reptiles. They are not your regular cats you can just lock in a room. They require care he and his wife definitely cannot provde

 

[Very Honest Content]

Will DSP actually unban Derich after all this and justify it by saying he was pressured to ban Derich by two guys who were using him for their personal gain?

It's a coin flip, currently. That will be a self felting incoming if it does happen though.

 

[nearbycoral]

Come ooooooooooooooohn, there is no way this lazy ass can take care of reptiles. They are not your regular cats you can just lock in a room. They require care he and his wife definitely cannot provde

Put them in a terrarium, here's water and food once in a while, clean it once in a while, no other interaction needed. So much care, so much harder than a cat.

 

[Peko]

No matter what kind of insane shit Phil said to Tri-P in DMs, I will still never forgive KC for introducing the term "felted" to Phil and on a lesser note making himself think he's a King. The king thing at least is pathetic so it's sometimes funny

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Weren't we supposed to get those DMs by now? If I remember correctly DSP had the weekend to apologize to KC and if he failed to do so, all these DMs, about how DSP has a zoo and khet is trying to appeal to the gods to escape her mortality, would be released.

The weekend has passed and still no DMs- I'm starting to think the zoo and all that other shit is just made up.

Because why not just release the DMs right away to confirm what they were saying was true?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil reacting to the new Kino emote referencing Phil’s hair combing. Keep in mind that this was all in his Kick chat. He was sitting there bitching about KC after he finished streaming.

Weren't we supposed to get those DMs by now? If I remember correctly DSP had the weekend to apologize to KC and if he failed to do so, all these DMs, about how DSP has a zoo and khet is trying to appeal to the gods to escape her mortality, would be released.

The weekend has passed and still no DMs- I'm starting to think the zoo and all that other shit is just made up.

Because why not just release the DMs right away to confirm what they were saying was true?

We get that on Friday with Gundam joining in.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Weren't we supposed to get those DMs by now? If I remember correctly DSP had the weekend to apologize to KC and if he failed to do so, all these DMs, about how DSP has a zoo and khet is trying to appeal to the gods to escape her mortality, would be released.

The weekend has passed and still no DMs- I'm starting to think the zoo and all that other shit is just made up.

Because why not just release the DMs right away to confirm what they were saying was true?

Imagine walking around day to day giving Phil the benefit of the doubt. Couldn’t fucking be me.

 

[sentrandeti]

Weren't we supposed to get those DMs by now? If I remember correctly DSP had the weekend to apologize to KC and if he failed to do so, all these DMs, about how DSP has a zoo and khet is trying to appeal to the gods to escape her mortality, would be released.

The weekend has passed and still no DMs- I'm starting to think the zoo and all that other shit is just made up.

Because why not just release the DMs right away to confirm what they were saying was true?

Money

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

If Phil has a bearded dragon, he should realistically be goin to get feeder bugs for it roughly every three days, which doesn’t match the leaks.

Planned ant infestations so his bearded dragon can feast

 

[Lady Adjani]

Put them in a terrarium, here's water and food once in a while, clean it once in a while, no other interaction needed. So much care, so much harder than a cat.

I just don't see it, Phil makes a big deal out of EVERYTHING. Going out once a week to get groceries is a noteworthy event, he dedicated an entire stream to reveal ...that he went to the shelter and got a cat. Now we're supposed to believe that he has an entire menagerie that he hasn't tried monetizing or milking on social media for easy clicks?

Weren't we supposed to get those DMs by now? If I remember correctly DSP had the weekend to apologize to KC and if he failed to do so, all these DMs, about how DSP has a zoo and khet is trying to appeal to the gods to escape her mortality, would be released.

The weekend has passed and still no DMs- I'm starting to think the zoo and all that other shit is just made up.

Because why not just release the DMs right away to confirm what they were saying was true?

Wasn't this the plan for the upcoming friday? The kino guys are going to try milking this for all it's worth, straight up just dumping everything isn't the smart thing to do in this case.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Can you blame a drama lolcow show for milking a lolcow they were cultivating for months? It's fun. Phil's suffering heavily. Just enjoy the ride and verify what's real after we have all the info. We are in a storm of gold dust the last week or so and it should continue at least through this week. Gotta enjoy it while we have it cause Phil is going lockdown boring mode for a while after this.

Also um acktually my mommy combed my hair till I was 17 not brushed it you no load dunce!

Spoiler: DSP Scary Face