DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

So, not applicable to him at all because the things he calls "tips" really aren't what the law is talking about.

Not to get into the weeds but it really only benefits those who make tips through electronic methods. The vast majority of people aren't recording cash tips on their taxes anyways. And the only difference is that the "taxable" income off a W-2 wouldn't include the tip amount.

Phil gets a 1099-K which does not even have a section for that. In classic US form, you'd probably have to prove some of that income is "tips" but Phil would be a moron to try that for all "tips".

 

[Squatty Potty]

The banning spree hasn't stopped:

Talk to your wife or something while waiting for the doordash, you corny ass honky.

LMAO

 

[DerpyPunch]

Phil is getting the full Wings treatment today. Trolls are stream sniping his cod matches. He should really try appearing offline.

Phil has been super lucky so far that he hasnt attracted the attention of trolls dedicated enough to fuck with him on the level that wings has been fucked with, KC trolls are relentless.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Phil tried so hard to be a tough guy in his Kick chat after the cleansing.

People spamming an emoji="taking over my business" what a fucking retard.

 

[dent_whisperer]

- Do co-op with your community, you avoiding this only kills activity in your community

This would actually be something that would flip the narrative in his favor as normies would come in seeing Phil play with his severely disabled fans and his detractors making fun of said retarded fans. Almost instantly the detractor community would be cast in a pretty bad light and it would take a while to undo the damage.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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>tfw even DSP is late to his own stream because he has to watch 257 hours of detractor khantent to see what was said about him and try and get ahead of the lies and slander

He was late because he was LIMBing Kick names. See pic below. lol

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[snort inquisition]

People spamming an emoji="taking over my business" what a fucking retard.

in a secondary chat none the less

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil is somehow the chess master who's always two steps ahead and knows what everyone is planning but also the poor victim who always gets fucked over.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

PPP is promising a full log of all twitter DMs and other DMs.

 

[neger psykolog]

the good ending for phil went straight down the toilet the instant his parents left the toy store without the wolverine toy in hand.

I wonder if it happened like Cartman trying to get the Toshiba Handibook and his mom said no for the first time:

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil is somehow the chess master who's always two steps ahead and knows what everyone is planning but also the poor victim who always gets fucked over.

Yes he totally planned to fuck over his primary fanbase, people who CONTACTED him to tell him they didn't like what a smug asshole he'd become. He planned to lose number one good boy chatter PDFileDerich by giving in to peer preasure. He totally planned to draw the ire of the Sektur and Sektur orbiters. Totally, completely, utterly planned. This bitch is Light Yagami! Every lost fan was taken into account. Even the fucking dead rabbit was considered.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

PPP says that their ultimate plan after this all failed was after wrestling mania, KC was gonna have Phil come on to watch Project 7 and drink with them, then an hour in, Frank Hassle (Sam Hyde crony that caused the whole boogie gun thing) was gonna pop on and harass Phil. But PPP got pissed at the 3 paths thing and just blew up.

PPP always wanted Frank to talk with Phil other times, but Phil was scared Frank would show up to the Snort Fort like he did Boogie's.

 

[Corpun]

Will DSP actually unban Derich after all this and justify it by saying he was pressured to ban Derich by two guys who were using him for their personal gain? I know it seems unlikely, but this is DSP we are talking about.

Also I want to watch him crash and burn even more justifying unbanning a guy who he acknowledged is a PDF file and think it would be hilarious and the Derich spam is sorely missed from his dead chat.

 

[lupinthethird]

Apparently PPP had convinced DSP to try to become a Stake.com sponsored gambling streamer

 

[neger psykolog]

Found it
Shoutout Poems_Past
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what DSP thinks he looks like: (pictured above)
what DSP actually looks like:

(in the DSP extended cinematic universe, Kevin McCallister is Derish)

PPP says that their ultimate plan after this all failed was after wrestling mania, KC was gonna have Phil come on to watch Project 7 and drink with them, then an hour in, Frank Hassle (Sam Hyde crony that caused the whole boogie gun thing) was gonna pop on and harass Phil. But PPP got pissed at the 3 paths thing and just blew up.

PPP always wanted Frank to talk with Phil other times, but Phil was scared Frank would show up to the Snort Fort like he did Boogie's.

For reference: Frank Hassle follows tons of detractor accounts and during Fishtank openly said quite frequently that he wanted to visit DSP in person and something like he wanted to fuck his fat wife. I believe he said this more than once and has openly stated many times that he wants to bully DSP in public.

I can't find the fishtank clip but its definitely out there somewhere

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ludwig put together every DSP saying "KC won't snake me!" segment.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Apparently PPP had convinced DSP to try to become a Stake.com sponsored gambling streamer

I remember DSP showing interest in streaming that shit during the WWE Champions streams and maybe on KC. Makes sense tbh his dents would love the shiny colors and loud noises from the slots.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I don't know if the story about the that Marine recruiter pushing him to join was true but that was one hell of a bullet dodged by everyone. Phil's personality mixed with officer training would have gotten a lot more then 2 rabbits and T killed.

It would be the beggining of "Full Metal Jacket".

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Will DSP actually unban Derich after all this and justify it by saying he was pressured to ban Derich by two guys who were using him for their personal gain? I know it seems unlikely, but this is DSP we are talking about.

Also I want to watch him crash and burn even more justifying unbanning a guy who he acknowledged is a PDF file and think it would be hilarious and the Derich spam is sorely missed from his dead chat.

Consider that Phil literally has kids (at least the last I heard if was ArkhamEdits) that watch him and he still would allow a freak, degenerate, kid fiddler like Derich and the Dragon Fucker to have their pick of the liter in his community. Mr Sexualised Racial Style Humour for Kids. Mr. Lets Chase 13-Year-Old Girls around a Mall. Mr. Everyone Joked About Mister Wiz Molesting Kids in the FGC. Maybe he really would've been soulmates with Andy "race" Warski.

I genuinely want to know what AILS this fucking guy, Phil Burnell. This can't be Autism only. He legitamately lacks the respomsibilty, as an adult, to not carry himself like a creep. If he unbans Derich he'll be the Epstein of Lets Plays.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Apparently he's really going to flash his BIOS this time, looks like the flying piggies told him to do so.

By the way his cope was "Apparently last time I did it, it didn't flash properly". As an IT guy I can tell he didn't even try cause if there was a problem while flashing his computer wouldn't even be able to work.