Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[An Sionnach Seang]

Maybe because she raises a child in a Jewish? Queer commune. A queer. Commune.

or as someone on here once called it, a faggutz

 

[fagnarok]

Funnily, she has complained about her neighborhood being lily white at least a couple times before. (Gee, Becky, then why did you decide to buy a McMansion there??)
She also got some kind of generic Christian leaflet in her mailbox once, and she shrieked about how that meant her "Jewish" family was in danger or being threatened or something. She ranted so much about it on Nextdoor that she got temporarily banned from the app.
See: https://kiwifarms.st/search/30788766/?q=nextdoor&t=post&c[thread]=25523&o=relevance

Spoiler: One of her rants

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Lol:
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(I think she wanted one of her neighbors to commit a "hate crime" against her, but she never gave an update on this, so you can safely assume no one cared.)

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#BLM (Becky's Life Matters!)

I remember this arc now. Fantastic!
The neighbors definitely refer to Cuck Mansion as a trap house and have decided to lol-pity the residents from a distance in order to avoid Becky.

Spoiler: Hate crime

There is actually some antisemitic activity in Altadena and The Valley. But 1. that's not Thousand Oaks, and 2. it seems mostly centered on the synagogues, where Becky never goes -- not so much on residential areas where some random has put up a gaudy gay unicorn menorah inflatable on their lawn.
That thing doesn't even look like a menorah, but it's a miracle no one committed an act of self-defense on it for the hate crime it performed against everyone with eyes.

Becky was definitely baiting the neighbors with that, and they proved themselves too classy for her. Obviously not a high bar to clear, but they did, and that mostly proves Becky is in no actual danger ... from them.
If she gets merked, the call will have come from inside her house in the form of someone she knows.

 

[sarna]

It's almost funnier if it's not him. He reply guyed Becky for ages and she ignores it, only to fuck someone who's his slightly even uglier doppelganger with more hardcore fetishes? What an insane insult. What an unrecoverable putdown.

Consider also how Jake Alley must feel. She's gone on a shopping spree for sad sacks and trannies to move into the mansion, and I bet she won't even stream Kamen Rider with him.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Have we considered that *Alex Chu is possibly the most recent addition to the McHostel? The one a Becky talked about a week or two ago?

Something like "I'm such a great person, our [giant] house is currently full [except Becky's office] so this other guy can sleep on the couch, teehee"

I know she said he's young but Becky lies and also behaves like Sam at 27 is practically a fetus.

Anyway if he hasn't moved in yet I give it a month.

*Not to be confused with his twin, Arthur Chu

 

[Law]

Have we considered that Alex Chu is possibly the most recent addition to the McHostel?

She needs more funny online housemates so this can become the spiritual sequel to The Tranch. The fetlife randos don't do much of anything besides look gross and sad.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky's having a nonverbal day, I guess


Lol "away messages", what on FetLife?

She can't marry Daniel because the US doesn't recognize polyamory, guys! Weird, I thought it was because he hates her now.


Ask people with privilege! Says the white heterosexual woman in a two million dollar home with two fireplaces and a pool in Thousand Oaks CA.

 

[Law]

She can't marry Daniel because the US doesn't recognize polyamory, guys! Weird, I thought it was because he hates her now.

She's trying to sponge up his immigrant oppression points cause she's an American citizen so she can't insert herself into immigrant discourse otherwise.
"Oy Díos Mia! El Trump has committed trans-genocide on all us suffering migrantés! Please donate to my PayPal if you can, I fear for my life. See you all at the primal scream party." Classic Becky stuff.

Lol "away messages", what on FetLife?

She set her MSN Messenger away message to Paramour lyrics, she'll really own all the haters at school tomorrow, they'll be sorry, just you wait and see.

 

[Mellorine]

But even in the super Jewish (and rich) area of my town I never see them. Maybe people don't really make them any more?

When I lived in a region thick with Jews, I'd sometimes see sukkah outside of community centers and local colleges but not private homes. I don't know if that means they weren't building them at all or if they were deliberately choosing someplace with privacy.

Most performative converts I've met have been all about "Look at my challah cover! Look at my collection of menorahs, everyone in the family can light their own and we'll still have extras! Look at my giant ornate framed ketubah dominating the living room wall!" There's a lot of frilly Judaica available for Becky to purchase and horde, but I guess she's too lazy and stoned to bother.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

if they were deliberately choosing someplace with privacy.

The mostly observant Jews I know - granted, not a huge sample - go camping for Sukkot.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Don't use those shitty AI matching things that people like Jackie Singh love. They're ridiculously inaccurate.

Kinda funny it's called betafaceapi

 

[Eventide]

My dude, she is a board member of End Networked Harassment.

(I don't know if it's already at the character limit, but if there's any way to do so it may be good to add that to her thread header. It's current and pertinent info)

Wait, Bex believes in organized gangstalking?

Um, shouldn't her thread be labeled "skitzocow"?

 

[salt]

Sukkahs are cute, and she could make a super ostentatious nerd one, so I'm actually surprised she hasn't.
But even in the super Jewish (and rich) area of my town I never see them. Maybe people don't really make them any more? Maybe a giant one isn't seen as classy?
I guess work is banned on the first two days of Sukkot so maybe it just wouldn't feel special since she never works ever?
Or maybe it's cause it involves going outside?
Does she make the fetlife flotsam light her bong for her on shabbos?

Buildings a sukkah takes effort and also actually caring about Judaism and Jewish tradition. Becky had one of her cucks bring her a Taco Bell breakfast Crunchwrap with bacon on Yom Kippur.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I'm on team "All Look Same" on this one, it's probably some other guy.

I think it isn't him, but the resemblance is eerie. I can't even make the usual joke about autistic face blindness. I also think the guy looks a little rougher around the edges, but a couple years of Chu's mentals might have done a number on him too.

I also don't think it's him because Becky had pretty pointedly utterly ignored him over years of pathetic reply guying and simping. I always think it's hilarious how Becky utterly ignores the simpering pussies who pine after her while paying constant attention to people who view her with absolute contempt.

I love this thread and don't have anything of substance to add but I did draw Bex last night. Just imagine the crying infant in the background.

Excellent. I think this is the best anyone has done at capturing her evil and insanity. She looks like something from a Russian folktale. Becca Yaga.

 

[salt]

When I lived in a region thick with Jews, I'd sometimes see sukkah outside of community centers and local colleges but not private homes. I don't know if that means they weren't building them at all or if they were deliberately choosing someplace with privacy.

Most performative converts I've met have been all about "Look at my challah cover! Look at my collection of menorahs, everyone in the family can light their own and we'll still have extras! Look at my giant ornate framed ketubah dominating the living room wall!" There's a lot of frilly Judaica available for Becky to purchase and horde, but I guess she's too lazy and stoned to bother.

People who are religious put up sukkahs if they have space, but often don’t have space. Like if you live in an apartment in NYC, there’s just nowhere to stick the dang thing. Urban living means going to a communal sukkah to fulfill the commandments involved.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky's having a nonverbal day, I guess

Yet another thing for the judge to notice. Imagine her doing this with a child. Some days mommy just doesn't feel like talking at all, so she won't!

In normal land, this is called giving people the silent treatment, and it's extremely immature.

 

[Law]

In normal land, this is called giving people the silent treatment, and it's extremely immature.

But how else are we supposed to gatekeep the broken-stairs out of our Super Secret Catan and Butt-stuff Club?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I saw her baby, this woman should be in prison for what she's done to that poor child. How fucking hard is it to pick up your child and turn them on their sides and give them three tummy time 5 minute sessions a day?
ITS FIVE MINUTES. You will make your baby not retarded by giving them 15 minutes total of care. Fucking monster.

 

[repentance]

She can't marry Daniel because the US doesn't recognize polyamory, guys! Weird, I thought it was because he hates her now.

All she ever had to do in order to marry Daniel is divorce Jackson, but she's never going to sever her connection to the Gerber wealth. Daniel also isn't dependent on Becky in any way for his green card status and likely already has a path to citizenship.

She is so full of shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's almost funnier if it's not him. He reply guyed Becky for ages and she ignores it, only to fuck someone who's his slightly even uglier doppelganger with more hardcore fetishes? What an insane insult. What an unrecoverable putdown.

I think it’s someone different, but either version is funny, because it means she’s so desperate that she’ll even open up for a greasy blob like Chu.

Unrelated, but new from today:

Becky’s life doesn’t matter, though.

God, what I wouldn't give to see her making her cucks build a sukkah out on the front lawn

Anyone who moves in with Becky is a sukkah.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

How dare a guy she knows for less than year REFUSES to give in to her demands to be on the hook financially for 18 years! THE UNMITIGATED GALL!

As usual, Becky only thinks about how SHE is inconvenienced, never about how OTHERS are affected by her getting knocked up again. She is the center of her own universe, and anyone within her gravitational pull gets crushed to death.