DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

He's already fumbling his narrative, showing this utterly retarded "exit strategy" was a last-moment effort to (somehow) save face.

• Claims he was hoping the KC wouldn't snake on him and just be nice to him - This goes completely against his claim it was all bullshit all along.
• Says he saw KC's snaking form over time, so "everyone was right" - Wait, what do you mean, "everyone was right"? This means that you were on the opposite side of everyone being "right".
• He had to "get the hell out of there" - Sounds like a hasty escape, not a pre-planned scheme.

 

[Telemeter]

I just woke up, but from what I'm hearing Phil pulled a "I was only pretending to be retarded"

He said he lied about everything including his wife having ovarian cancer and his mother dying for clout and money.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Niggernerd]

"I am not going to leak any personal information or DM's" - DSP a few days ago

The fool, now agents of tevin found their coordinates and are to attack his family. They couldn't get it from his WWE champions account but he slipped.

 

[myone]

I just woke up, but from what I'm hearing Phil pulled a "I was only pretending to be retarded"

It's so much worse than the basic meme.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

This is the DarkSydePhil equivalent of Operation Barbarossa.

 

[Coke Zero]

Why would phil be mad at the kino casino guys for being upset with him if his plan was to snake them all along? From Phil's point of view, shouldn't he expect them to be mad once he reveals his plan and says he was lying the entire time?

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

Wow. This is why DSP is the King of Lolcows. He figured out the only way to make an embarrassing L even worse. DSP is, according to himself, willing to make up an intricate web of lies about his life's most intimate details, and maintain it for months on end, just for clout. Rope Dave.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Stolen from Darksy De Flow

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I'm proud of Rich for knocking the wind out of him by taking a huge shit on the whole thing and not playing along like he thought he would for some reason.

My favorite was the exchange when RTU pointed out that the stream has 1300 viewers pretty early on and Phil said "They're not here for you, they're here for what I'm doing right now!" as if the entire stream wasn't advertised as DSP vs RTU. Dave got so offended when RTU brought up the microphone thing too lmao

 

[UsedUp]

Phil's mind is so fucked because the generosity of another person makes him think that, that indvidual is a gay lonely male trying to hit on him. You chose this life, DSP. You've gone insane for what!?

 

[General Insomnia]

Is he wearing an Izod mock button Sweater?

 

[Perverted Monk]

My favorite was the exchange when RTU pointed out that the stream has 1300 viewers pretty early on and Phil said "They're not here for you, they're here for what I'm doing right now!" as if the entire stream wasn't advertised as DSP vs RTU. Dave got so offended when RTU brought up the microphone thing too lmao

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Him calling out Phil for that and asking his chat "1 for me to stay and 2 for me to leave" and most of the chat was 1's was fucking chef's kiss. Imagine being such a tard you hand Rich a W.

 

[johnkimble123]

Legit have never condoned a-logging, but Phil is right up to the line where it's like... you kinda are asking for it.

There is no reality where telling anybody, in public or private, that somebody in your family is dying is OK. Like that's legit fucked up, even if you're doing some covert ops or whatever gay ass bullshit you called it Phil. Pets are typically off-limits to that shit too.

If you honestly could not come up with a better excuse to say "no" or avoid doing something, you are right up there with the biggest pieces of shit online. You're worse than Mr Beast or Boogie or whoever else you like to use to say you're not bad. You have no shame and when the next bad thing does happen to you (and lets face it, your wife is a whale and you're a skinny fat retard), I will legit throw a pizza party and celebrate. Can't happen soon enough.

 

[draculapenis]

Phil somehow made himself out to be both a manipulative narcissistic snake and a lonely gullible retard in this saga. True masterclass of a stream.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Legit have never condoned a-logging, but Phil is right up to the line where it's like... you kinda are asking for it.

There is no reality where telling anybody, in public or private, that somebody in your family is dying is OK. Like that's legit fucked up, even if you're doing some covert ops or whatever gay ass bullshit you called it Phil. Pets are typically off-limits to that shit too.

If you honestly could not come up with a better excuse to say "no" or avoid doing something, you are right up there with the biggest pieces of shit online. You're worse than Mr Beast or Boogie or whoever else you like to use to say you're not bad. You have no shame and when the next bad thing does happen to you (and lets face it, your wife is a whale and you're a skinny fat retard), I will legit throw a pizza party and celebrate. Can't happen soon enough.

"Can't do that I'm busy that day sorry" vs "My wife is about to fucking die same with my mom and my bunny who is a son to me just died I have to reschedule"

Very tough choice which to pick.

 

[Harract]

Legit have never condoned a-logging, but Phil is right up to the line where it's like... you kinda are asking for it.

There is no reality where telling anybody, in public or private, that somebody in your family is dying is OK. Like that's legit fucked up, even if you're doing some covert ops or whatever gay ass bullshit you called it Phil. Pets are typically off-limits to that shit too.

If you honestly could not come up with a better excuse to say "no" or avoid doing something, you are right up there with the biggest pieces of shit online. You're worse than Mr Beast or Boogie or whoever else you like to use to say you're not bad. You have no shame and when the next bad thing does happen to you (and lets face it, your wife is a whale and you're a skinny fat retard), I will legit throw a pizza party and celebrate. Can't happen soon enough.

Yeah he hit a new low today

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Does anyone know who this Cypress TV guy is and why he's taking pot shots at the Farms? I've never seen him before but he's a mod apparently, so he's presumably in Phil's inner circle.

 

[Comma]

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This retard is already in Raw Phil's re-stream dropping money:

 

[myone]

My favorite was the exchange when RTU pointed out that the stream has 1300 viewers pretty early on and Phil said "They're not here for you, they're here for what I'm doing right now!" as if the entire stream wasn't advertised as DSP vs RTU. Dave got so offended when RTU brought up the microphone thing too lmao

The whole big reveal part was so cringe. It must've played out so different in DSP's tiny mind, some epic reverse uno king snakening (and everyone clapped). RTU's apathy was perfect for it here, because him not giving any shits about DSP's narrative really put on the brakes for the whole shtick.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Wow.
We got a 220 on our hands.
Actual insane.
This sharing is worst than the Leanna hospital story and if anything this deserves a divorce arc.

Wow.
The funniest thing is how much this overshadows RTU making an appearance.