Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

edit: Imagine working at a fast food joint, actually picking up the phone and hearing "*gurgle* Hello? do you *cough* *snort* have that good double smash meat? *gurgle* *fart*" from this guy?

That's just a tuesday in fast food, Jack might be disgusting, but he's not even abnormal on the wider scale of disgusting fat boomers literally rolling around out there.

 

[densedance]

Absolutely shameless.

 

[LifeAlert]

JACK IN THE BOX BIG SMASHBURGER- FLAVOR EXPLOSION OR JUST A SMASH​

(03/19/25)

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Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

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Damn it another tammy eating one. I only watch these for jack's disgusting eating. Hurry up and eat you lazy fuck

 

[Dead Air]

I can't even watch Tammy eating videos. She's somehow worse and more disgusting of an eater than Jack.

 

[Marc]

Absolutely shameless.

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Somebody is going to create an image depicting this face buried in Jack’s ass; and I hate knowing it’s coming.

 

[LifeAlert]

Somebody is going to create an image depicting this face buried in Jack’s ass; and I hate knowing it’s coming.

Good idea

 

[AnOminous]

Jack says he would rather go to Chili's or Red Robin and pay $10 for a complete meal instead of paying $9.49 for just the burger at Jack in the Box. A (single) smash burger w/ side at the Chili's in Hendersonville is $13.49. How does someone who obsesses over prices not know prices.? How?

Jack is completely fucking retarded. These are Red Robin prices.

This is just with one side, not even a drink.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Who wants to watch a fat ass pretend to not eat food and said fat ass's wife eat fast food in a Youtube video?

It's important to only ask a question this literal once in a long while. Recently I was watching an old Jack episode and it suddenly dawned on me what I was doing -- watching a self-crippled goblin sample nine different flavors of tuna fish -- and I can honestly say it did my mental health no favors!

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack is completely fucking retarded. These are Red Robin prices.
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This is just with one side, not even a drink.

To be fair, Red Robin will keep slopping on whatever side you order. But I don't think fries, sweet potato fries, broccoli or salad are carnivore I don't know what his meal would actually consist of other than the patty and cheese.

Does Red Robin let you order just the burger? Why would he care about a "complete meal" when he can't eat most of it?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Mr. I hate Engagement Farming is back at engagement farming over non-carnivore foods



Bro they're still sending billions to Israel you stroked out fat retard



OH NO TRULY THE END OF THE WORLD



What about if the meat has bones? Or the type of diet the animal has like if it were grass fed



Gassing up DOGE



Jack compares cancellation campaigns to the devil ruining your life



Begging Elon for new twitter features



Jack's words of wisdom



Jack explains more about why the democrats are making kids not want to be president

 

[Buck Mullet]

"I like to call ahead" Who the fuck calls ahead to a damned jack in the box? Or any fast food? And he's surprised they didn't pick up the phone but still went anyway. No shit they aren't picking up the phone, it's a fucking fast food restaurant.

I can only imagine that if you manage a fast food restaurant any time the store phone rings it's going to be some bullshit you don't want to deal with, like a complaint or someone trying to scam free food. If the call was legit like from regional or corporate I'd take the risk of only answering my cell phone and making up some excuse. If they really needed to contact me that's what they'd probably call anyways.

 

[LifeAlert]

Tammy got lots of practice for this latest JOTG

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"I like to call ahead" Who the fuck calls ahead to a damned jack in the box? Or any fast food? And he's surprised they didn't pick up the phone but still went anyway. No shit they aren't picking up the phone, it's a fucking fast food restaurant.

I can only imagine that if you manage a fast food restaurant any time the store phone rings it's going to be some bullshit you don't want to deal with, like a complaint or someone trying to scam free food. If the call was legit like from regional or corporate I'd take the risk of only answering my cell phone and making up some excuse. If they really needed to contact me that's what they'd probably call anyways.

I think the only reason it could be fine to call a fast food place or any establishment that's a national chain is just to see if they have exclusive or limited items. Since not every location would have it which honestly is probably one of the few smart things Jack has done which is like the lowest bar imaginable.

Tammy got lots of practice for this latest JOTG

Spoiler: NSFW

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That's a lie, Jack is only into men, Tammy is his beard.

 

[Atypical Dog]

I managed, weeks later, to pull up the EXIF for a picture I took not too far away and using that location was able to work out where the restaurant was.

A true Kiwi is so powerful that not even they are immune to doxxing.

Jack not liking smashburgers "cause he's a meat guy" is crazy. It doesn't reduce the amount of meat and it adds a lot of variety to the taste and texture.

 

[Marc]

Jack not liking smashburgers "cause he's a meat guy" is crazy. It doesn't reduce the amount of meat and it adds a lot of variety to the taste and texture.

We’ve been circularly discussing the insanity of this matter for years: Jack chooses to believe that two smash burger patties equal in thickness and/or volume to one, frozen patty is somehow cheating him out of meat (despite being an earnest attempt to maximize surface area and maillard crust with a given amount of beef), and he just tantrums harder when anyone attempts to explain this to him. Jack isn’t satisfied with anything less than a brick of purple that’s still mooing. He has the palette of a fucking cave troll, yet none of the charm.

 

[Pig Cups]

Mr. I hate Engagement Farming is back at engagement farming over non-carnivore foods

How is this fat zilch hoping to get engagement from this dreck? There’s not even a poll attached to it.

Who the fuck calls ahead to a damned jack in the box? Or any fast food?

I think the only reason it could be fine to call a fast food place or any establishment that's a national chain is just to see if they have exclusive or limited items.

The only times I ever called a fast food restaurant in my life were when I was a dumbass kid making prank calls with friends.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack is the personification of sloth. The fact that he claims to be a Christian makes me sick to my stomach. I extend my condolences to the Christians on this thread and in the world. Fucking YUCK.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

We’ve been circularly discussing the insanity of this matter for years: Jack chooses to believe that two smash burger patties equal in thickness and/or volume to one, frozen patty is somehow cheating him out of meat (despite being an earnest attempt to maximize surface area and maillard crust with a given amount of beef), and he just tantrums harder when anyone attempts to explain this to him. Jack isn’t satisfied with anything less than a brick of purple that’s still mooing. He has the palette of a fucking cave troll, yet none of the charm.

Conservation refers to a logical thinking ability that allows a person to determine that a certain quantity will remain the same despite adjustment of the container, shape, or apparent size, according to the psychologist Jean Piaget. His theory posits that this ability is not present in children during the preoperational stage of their development at ages 2–7 but develops in the concrete operational stage from ages 7–11

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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Remember the JotG video he did at the Poke restaurant? He insisted that the large and small bowls were the same size, because they both had a similar shape. Another piece of evidence that Jack’s mental age is actually in the single digits, and that’s not even an exaggeration.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack explains more about why the democrats are making kids not want to be president

Yeah, fatty and his fellow MAGAtards never did that with Obama or Biden. Oh no sir.