DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Ill assume youre just some tourist that randomly decided to spawn here. That said, RTU is a loser, but in this instance he ended with a small W. He called dsp out on things and although he should have let dsp cook himself a little more, he came up the winner in between them.

If you like dsp, thats great man, you know where to find him but be ready to opem your velcro wallet because your king will need your money for all the alcohol hes gonna buy this weekend from total wine. Finally please tip.
Yeah, I just disagree. What did RTU say that was damaging? That DSP goals are to eat fast food for his audience? Also, just because I think DSP is in a better light than the rest in the current drama, doesn't mean I'm a financial contributor.
 
I came to like DSP after this involvement with KC. I don't really give a shit about the moral grandstanding going on in this thread. Like him lying to PPP and Warski, who cares? Same thing about him lying about the validity of the bank leak—did anybody really believe he would own up to it? 🤣
I'm not morally grand standing, as much as I'm saying I understand why he's such a coward. He's the literal definition of a keyboard warrior; he's strong and tries to big dick people on the Internet, but you get him outside of his house and he jumps at shadows. He's the naked emperor who claims he wears only the finest garments; in fact these garments are so fine, he was secretly having them made a good six months ago. But what did he really show, that he's a massive fucking liar; okay, the only reason anyone could believe he got one over on PPP or Warski, is because they believe Phil's explanation of what was going on. With Phil we have to understand there's more than three sides to a conversation; The Kino side, the Phil Side, the Truth, and then the Ret-con. This was just a few hours of trying to ret-con what came before and pretending he's some fucking Light Yagami. You want to believe that, by all means, I won't stop you; go ahead and throw him some money and come back with the PayPal receipt so we can fucking laugh at you.
 
Yeah, I just disagree. What did RTU say that was damaging? That DSP goals are to eat fast food for his audience? Also, just because I think DSP is in a better light than the rest in the current drama, doesn't mean I'm a financial contributor.
From where I stand RTU was very quick to call Phil on things that just didn't make sense in his claims. He tried to disarm Phil entirely by talking about Phil's lack of reliability as a narrator (citing the microphone because ???) but Phil's own dented-ness kept him from even noticing. Realistically Phil was a coward for kicking RTU, rambled for hours about nonsense that didn't make any sense, and ultimately amounted to "I was just pretending to be retarded felted", which was clearly untrue. He shared the chatlogs which don't paint him in any amount of a positive light and debunks shit he claimed in the stream and shows his priorities are just fucked.

Also it's not moral grandstanding to say someone lying about their mom/momwife/pets are dead/dying is sociopathic shit.
 
Hello tourist! Admitting that he lied about his wife having cancer and his mother and pets dying for money and clout is a whole new low for Phil.
It's funny because I fully believe he shared that stuff and that it is true but he just had to fucking lie about lying about it?!
I think people would've had a lot more respect for him if he just came out and said "those things are true, but I never brought them up in public because they're very private to me. I've been under a lot of stress because of them and didn't want to make my streams be about that kind of stuff"

He just had to pretend he was the master felter instead of apologizing to PPP in fucking private. Jesus what a fucking moron.
 
It's funny because I fully believe he shared that stuff and that it is true but he just had to fucking lie about lying about it?!
I think people would've had a lot more respect for him if he just came out and said "those things are true, but I never brought them up in public because they're very private to me. I've been under a lot of stress because of them and didn't want to make my streams be about that kind of stuff"

He just had to pretend he was the master felter instead of apologizing to PPP in fucking private. Jesus what a fucking moron.
I believe Vito the Pedo when he claims to be a pedo, and i believe Phil will lie about his family's health for money when he claims he will lie about his family's health for money.
 
I'm not morally grand standing, as much as I'm saying I understand why he's such a coward. He's the literal definition of a keyboard warrior; he's strong and tries to big dick people on the Internet, but you get him outside of his house and he jumps at shadows. He's the naked emperor who claims he wears only the finest garments; in fact these garments are so fine, he was secretly having them made a good six months ago. But what did he really show, that he's a massive fucking liar; okay, the only reason anyone could believe he got one over on PPP or Warski, is because they believe Phil's explanation of what was going on. With Phil we have to understand there's more than three sides to a conversation; The Kino side, the Phil Side, the Truth, and then the Ret-con. This was just a few hours of trying to ret-con what came before and pretending he's some fucking Light Yagami. You want to believe that, by all means, I won't stop you; go ahead and throw him some money and come back with the PayPal receipt so we can fucking laugh at you.
"You don't think the way I do? You must be a contributor." That's wild. It's believable that Phil will lie about personal details to PPP or Warski. It's also believable that Phil will lie about the validity bank leak and being an alcoholic. Also, the fact that KC is now saying that RTU felts DSP, is cope.
 
It's funny because I fully believe he shared that stuff and that it is true but he just had to fucking lie about lying about it?!
I think people would've had a lot more respect for him if he just came out and said "those things are true, but I never brought them up in public because they're very private to me. I've been under a lot of stress because of them and didn't want to make my streams be about that kind of stuff"
Not only that, but people outside the vortex especially would've sympathized with him. How does he think "I lied to these guys about my wife being seriously ill to fuck with them" comes off better to people than "I confided with these guys that my wife was ill and they betrayed me"?
 
"You don't think the way I do? You must be a contributor." That's wild. It's believable that Phil will lie about personal details to PPP or Warski. It's also believable that Phil will lie about the validity bank leak and being an alcoholic. Also, the fact that KC is now saying that RTU felts DSP, is cope.
It has nothing to do with us thinking separately, not did I accuse you of being a paypig; just that if this inspired you to enjoy DSP, I suggested you give him money, because I'm figuring if you enjoyed Phil's side of this, you're probably not liable for your own well-being.
 
Nah, just getting out of the pigpen more than once a week would be a start. Take a walk outside, go see a movie, go to Seattle or do anything outside the pigpen, preferably around other human style creatures.
Fuck that he needs to take a fucking hike in one of many state parks within a 5 mile radius from Renton. Phil needs to touch some fucking grass and enjoy nature.
"I was just pretending to be retarded for 6 months for hours every day 42 years"
FTFY
 
Not only that, but people outside the vortex especially would've sympathized with him. How does he think "I lied to these guys about my wife being seriously ill to fuck with them" comes off better to people than "I confided with these guys that my wife was ill and they betrayed me"?
All I can say is that I would never hire DSP for a role in public relations even if the company was about to go bankrupt and he was the last person on earth.

Quotes I wrote in 2018 (lol, see how much he has changed!):
I'm just amazed he can take a situation in which he obviously did less wrong than usual and prove that the person behind it has repeatedly said a buncha shit in chat.

But DSP's PR level is disaster tier.

Just saying "out of context" is fucking dumb, because if its genuinely "out of context" then provide the context.
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"You don't think the way I do? You must be a contributor." That's wild. It's believable that Phil will lie about personal details to PPP or Warski. It's also believable that Phil will lie about the validity bank leak and being an alcoholic. Also, the fact that KC is now saying that RTU felts DSP, is cope.
I think the cope is actually "DSP wasn't felted, what are you talking about? He's a great streamer, just give him a chance! That darn dirty Kiwi Farms is just making papa Phil look bad!" I'm not saying that you think this, but objectively speaking DSP is on the back foot and anyone with, as RTU put it, "upper double-digit IQ" can see that.
 
I'm going to use these brilliant "lies" from Phil to get out of unwanted social situations.

"Damn, man, I wish I could see this new Captain America capeshit movie in theaters too, but my wife get fat out of nowhere and she maybe has cancer and is infertile."

"Happy hour with the ladies from HR? Unfortunately, my mom is dying, and I don't have a Real ID. Oh, and my pet rabbit just died too. Bummer."
 
What else is there to be said? Everything that's bad about DSP is already out in the open and been so for years... So, what would be the meltdown?

Also, RTU is unredeemable, probably the biggest loser in all of this.


I came to like DSP after this involvement with KC. I don't really give a shit about the moral grandstanding going on in this thread. Like him lying to PPP and Warski, who cares? Same thing about him lying about the validity of the bank leak—did anybody really believe he would own up to it? 🤣
Hi Khat, make sure Phil doesn't neck himself; we need him for the corn harvest.
 
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