DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Hungrymandinner said:
When you spend most of your waking hours pretending to be something that you’re not, does that then become your de facto identity? Is this man now mainly Darksydephil with his fabricated / ret-conned / rat’s nest of lies history that no one but himself can keep track of, and his alter ego is Phil Burnell for the few hours when he isn’t numbed by gatcha and alcohol? Is schizophrenia the inevitable result of this voluntary subsumption of the self? Future generations will study this man.
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Not really.

If anything, out of all the lolcows, DSP is the most genuine.

He's been the exact same asshole his entire life. The biggest bad loser/winner, selfish, manipulating, lying, entitled, abusive piece of shit since he was a child and his parents didn't buy him a Wolverine doll.

The only thing that has ever changed is the fact that he started to pretend to not be himself cause he was "mature" a few years back, but all that amounted to is that he now was also the biggest passive-aggressive faggot about being an asshole, but he was still all that i said before.

Only dents ever bought into the pignosis. :null:

Phil himself, he's exactly the same, it's actually remarkable how little he has changed in over 2 decades, he's just older, more out of shape and tired now.
 
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Telemeter said:
He's been the exact same asshole his entire life. The biggest bad loser/winner, selfish, manipulating, lying, entitled, abusive piece of shit since he was a child and his parents didn't buy him a Wolverine doll.
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Telemeter said:
Phil himself, he's exactly the same, it's actually remarkable how little he has changed in over 2 decades, he's just older, more out of shape and tired now.
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You'd think if a TV show put on the same episode every day people would get bored but somehow its really hard to stop watching his shit and the autism vortex that surrounds him.
 
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Apologies if already posted.

Phil's performance today blew my mind. I am struggling to wrap my head around it. As always he should have been silent about this and never mentioned it ever again. Instead he made this a nuclear event. He is the dumbest fucking person I've ever seen. Not hitting the goal after this too...man. He is going to drink himself to death this week.
 
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I can't help but realize, the reason no one likes DSP isn't just because of the lies, but how easily he brushes shit off and insults people. In his "I lied about the rabbit to delay Smark Guys," without wasting a breath, he runs into "PPP believed me because he's guillible." So what I'm getting Phil is you're not only a massive fucking liar, but you're a malicious one as well. I already knew this to be true, but when I slow down and listen to the shit you really say, knocking all the teeth out of your mouth is what you deserve, at the very least. I almost understand why you're so scared about going outside. I can only imagine how many people you've ran your mouth at, and enough of them squared up and told you to step the fuck up.
 
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Telemeter said:
Not really.

If anything, out of all the lolcows, DSP is the most genuine.

He's been the exact same asshole his entire life. The biggest bad loser/winner, selfish, manipulating, lying, entitled, abusive piece of shit since he was a child and his parents didn't buy him a Wolverine doll.

The only thing that has ever changed is the fact that he started to pretend to not be himself cause he was "mature" a few years back, but all that amounted to is that he now was also the biggest passive-aggressive faggot about being an asshole, but he was still all that i said before.

Only dents ever bought into the pignosis. :null:

Phil himself, he's exactly the same, it's actually remarkable how little he has changed in over 2 decades, he's just older, more out of shape and tired now.
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Phil's greatest attribute is that he was a lolcow without anybody egging him on. He's been a documented asshole and clown for 20+ years, long before Youtube was a thing. He should be thankful he grew up in the age of no internet & social media, because I would bet college Phil was also an asshole and clown.
 
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Just remember something - these are the final (penultimate) messages that PPP sent to DSP. DSP has literally made his entire life and existence for the past decade be about getting a win over on the detractors (who are retarded, myself included). He has literally sacrificed his life for a battle of literal retards and put it about his own personal wellness/improvement and his wife, his friends and his family.

He hasn't tried to work with other streamers and make interesting collaborations, he hasn't tried to do creative streams, he has stuck to his autistic schedule and has a 2 hour fucking prestream every day because he simply can't lose against the detractors.

Like what does he think he's going to get out of this?
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(I would edit it to say 4th place but I'm lazy)

What a fucking retarded, sad and depressing hill to choose to waste your entire life on. And believe me I'm saying that as someone who can be extremely petty and carry on dumb shit for years but fucking hell this guy needs to be sectioned for a month or two so he can move on from this shit.

Instead of just apologizing for some dumb shit he has done in the past (which we all have) he has spent the majority of his life waking up every day, waddling to his streaming setup and lying profusely to his audience and disrespecting their time and taking advantage of their limited intelligence. He hasn't spent a single dollar of that on improving his own life situation or seeing a therapist or driving for 30 minutes to go to a national park and take a walk for 20 minutes.

I've only ever encountered a few people during my life who have been liars and usually its over ego shit or they simply misremember things and try to argue that I'm wrong (I'm not, but again its stupid pointless shit) but I have never met anyone who even comes close to DSP in terms of delusion.

What a fucking sad and pathetic way to spend your life. He really cannot be mentally sound whatsoever. I was really interested in psychology when I first started following DSP and he is fascinating from that perspective but whatever the fuck is going on his head is just fucking bizarre.
 
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emitter said:
The fallout from this will be very entertaining and I think we are now just waiting for the inevitable gigantic meltdown.
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What else is there to be said? Everything that's bad about DSP is already out in the open and been so for years... So, what would be the meltdown?

Also, RTU is unredeemable, probably the biggest loser in all of this.

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I can't help but realize, the reason no one likes DSP isn't just because of the lies, but how easily he brushes shit off and insults people.
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I came to like DSP after this involvement with KC. I don't really give a shit about the moral grandstanding going on in this thread. Like him lying to PPP and Warski, who cares? Same thing about him lying about the validity of the bank leak—did anybody really believe he would own up to it? 🤣
 
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ionicd said:
What else is there to be said? Everything that's bad about DSP is already out in the open and been so for years... So, what would be the meltdown?

Also, RTU is unredeemable, probably the biggest loser in all of this.


I came to like DSP after this involvement with KC. I don't really give a shit about the moral grandstanding going on in this thread. Like him lying to PPP and Warski, who cares? Same thing about him lying about the validity of the bank leak—did anybody really believe he would own up to it? 🤣
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Ill assume youre just some tourist that randomly decided to spawn here. That said, RTU is a loser, but in this instance he ended with a small W. He called dsp out on things and although he should have let dsp cook himself a little more, he came up the winner in between them.

If you like dsp, thats great man, you know where to find him but be ready to opem your velcro wallet because your king will need your money for all the alcohol hes gonna buy this weekend from total wine. Finally please tip.
 
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