DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mysterious Figure]

what the fuck, the one time he legitimately has like 1400 people watching and he doesn't hit the fucking goal? when he has like 150 viewers he hits the goal most of the time.

Those 1400 people weren't dents.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Man, I took a nap and all this shit happened. I suppose it's the best possible end to RTU coming on stream, I was dreading a repeat of the KC arc except with the KC guys replaced with Rich.

Supposedly RTU is going on Kino next week to talk about Phil. Not sure if that's true though, someone said it in Phil's chat but I don't see any mention of it elsewhere.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Well looks like Dave told the truth for once: this disaster of a prestream did end up being something that you absolutely have to see!

 

[neger psykolog]

RTU is streaming currently about today's events: https://www.youtube.com/live/I_HW_Z29oNI

He just said something along the lines of "DSP you are delusional, you're like 3 years away from being placed in a psych ward"

 

[Pattern Noticer]

sneizure robutt, the real legend
Hope he finds someone competent to make a cobra game with.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I just finished the VOD and have 2 small things to say.


I think DSP's strongest segment was the Warski one because:
1. I assume those weren't ever going to get leaked, so it may have come as a surprise.
2. He briefly mentions MetokurMasochist, which is easily the most damning thing about Kino Casino.
3. The Twitter following thing was kind of pathetic.

The main issue is that he sped through that stuff. Like, how are you going to talk about the pedophile stuff for only like a minute??? He was so close to a small win and he JUST. CAN'T. DO. IT.

Also, he said Call of Duty Zombies is a bad game to co-op/stream with friends because you are too busy shooting zombies. I literally could not think of a single game I’ve had more fun with friends than COD Zombies, other than maybe Super Smash Bros. What a hunk of cope.

 

[Cubanodun]

Also, he said Call of Duty Zombies is a bad game to co-op/stream with friends because you are too busy shooting zombies

He hate games that require teamwork, in every single game that he plays online like for example when he did the beta of the new elden ring, he just went his way to play like he was alone, get killed and be a overall deathweight to the team

 

[lupinthethird]

Love them or hate them, Single P and Warski have ushered in one of the greatest eras of DSP detractor content this community has seen in years. I shudder to think where we'd be if Kino Casino never decided to A-log him,
Kino bros, I kneel

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I keep seeing people say RTU came out on top during this and well that is true how hard is it to get a win on Phil? RTU is still a giant faggot.

 

[emitter]

While the whole "king snake" setup was one of the most profoundly homosexual things I have ever seen, it might have been the most prep work Phil has done for anything in a long time.

Was going to post predictions yesterday for this stream and I'm glad I did not because I was not expecting this level of (ineffective) lunacy. He only fueled the fire and earned zero victories. He made fucking RTU look like a mature adult, something DSP so desperately wants. The fallout from this will be very entertaining and I think we are now just waiting for the inevitable gigantic meltdown. He'll have a delayed reaction to how badly he fucked this up, like with Side Scrollers, but I don't think even his self-deluding skills are strong enough for this one.

 

[Niggernerd]

I just finished the VOD and have 2 small things to say.


I think DSP's strongest segment was the Warski one because:
1. I assume those weren't ever going to get leaked, so it may have come as a surprise.
2. He briefly mentions MetokurMasochist, which is easily the most damning thing about Kino Casino.
3. The Twitter following thing was kind of pathetic.

The main issue is that he sped through that stuff. Like, how are you going to talk about the pedophile stuff for only like a minute??? He was so close to a small win and he JUST. CAN'T. DO. IT.

Also, he said Call of Duty Zombies is a bad game to co-op/stream with friends because you are too busy shooting zombies. I literally could not think of a single game I’ve had more fun with friends than COD Zombies, other than maybe Super Smash Bros. What a hunk of cope.

They kicked metokur masochist to the curb pretty quick without being asked. whereas people had to BEG Phil for years to just get rid of derich, and still feels bad he banned derich. Phil knows he doesn't have a leg to stand on

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I just finished the VOD and have 2 small things to say.


I think DSP's strongest segment was the Warski one because:
1. I assume those weren't ever going to get leaked, so it may have come as a surprise.
2. He briefly mentions MetokurMasochist, which is easily the most damning thing about Kino Casino.
3. The Twitter following thing was kind of pathetic.

The main issue is that he sped through that stuff. Like, how are you going to talk about the pedophile stuff for only like a minute??? He was so close to a small win and he JUST. CAN'T. DO. IT.

Also, he said Call of Duty Zombies is a bad game to co-op/stream with friends because you are too busy shooting zombies. I literally could not think of a single game I’ve had more fun with friends than COD Zombies, other than maybe Super Smash Bros. What a hunk of cope.

Because just like a jilted 14-year old girl, the Enemy is PPP in Phil's mind and he must do any and everything to felt him. Andy is just some unwitting accomplice who doesn't know any better. Even though he might have a semblance of a point on Andy, he'll drop it in favor for whatever he thinks is a win against Triple P.

 

[Choom]

Also what the fuck was that shot at Leanna at the end? Phil alluded to the idea she messages his friends (he doesn't have friends) and family about things he did? I hope not but imagine if Leanna re-enters the vortex. Such a random mention.

Wait, did he actually say Leanna's name? Anyone got a clip? I couldn't stomach watching the whole thing.
It would be amazing if she got pulled back into the vortex and destroyed Phil, but that's almost certainly never gonna happen at this point.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

God dammit I finally get caught up with the thread only to go away for a few hours away and it jumps 30 pages.

Just imagine being the poor motherfucker who said "ok Phil is boring, I'm out until something happens" like a week ago.

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT. WHY DO I MOVE ONE PAGE AND THREE MORE APPEAR? LET ME GO. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, LET ME FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[00R-Gundam]

So i managed to catcg the stream of TBS although a few things for me to highlight:

>From the start he wanted to backstab them. Sure they were gonna fuck with him but it would've been beneficial for both and ppp in the long run would've trulh helped him

>This nigger instead of doing his taxes, spend the night(s) doing his gay "exposè" of KC

>If he think a dood asking another dood out to hangout is gay, then i guess we are all gay for wanting to hang with our friends.

>He lied using his parents and wife health which is scummy imo and tells how low hes willinv to sink to get the W(he didnt get the W)

>To exonerate himself from his actions he used RTU as the catalyst, as if he was the hero to save RTU from the bullying(that dsp partaked) in order to backstab them

Ill probably have to sit down and listen to it again for background noise, but this should be a warning for anyone wanting to involve with dsp. He will lie, manipulate and deceive in order to come out on top. This is why he will never have friends and he will be alone until the day he dies.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

When you spend most of your waking hours pretending to be something that you’re not, does that then become your de facto identity? Is this man now mainly Darksydephil with his fabricated / ret-conned / rat’s nest of lies history that no one but himself can keep track of, and his alter ego is Phil Burnell for the few hours when he isn’t numbed by gatcha and alcohol? Is schizophrenia the inevitable result of this voluntary subsumption of the self? Future generations will study this man.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I expected a very boring, autistic and akward conversation/debate between RTU and DSP.
DSP doing this whole "self immolation schtick" was one of the biggest, if not the biggest self destruction I've ever seen online.
Phil reminded me that politician who was accused with "corruption", and called the press to talk, but suddenly brought out a gun and shoot himself in the head.
He successfully combined Ralph's "loose cannon" attitude and Cyraxx's infinite delusions at once.
Such a broken man I almost pity him. I think DSP reached "horrorcow" territory now.

 

[neger psykolog]

When you spend most of your waking hours pretending to be something that you’re not, does that then become your de facto identity? Is this man now mainly Darksydephil with his fabricated / ret-conned / rat’s nest of lies history that no one but himself can keep track of, and his alter ego is Phil Burnell for the few hours when he isn’t numbed by gatcha and alcohol? Is schizophrenia the inevitable result of this voluntary subsumption of the self? Future generations will study this man.

yeah it happens a ton on the internet

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I expected a very boring, autistic and akward conversation/debate between RTU and DSP.
DSP doing this whole "self immolation schtick" was one of the biggest, if not the biggest self destruction I've ever seen online.
Phil reminded me that politician who was accused with "corruption", and called the press to talk, but suddenly brought out a gun and shoot himself in the head.
He successfully combined Ralph's "loose cannon" attitude and Cyraxx's infinite delusions at once.
Such a broken man I almost pity him. I think DSP reached "horrorcow" territory now.

The only horrorcow in the snort fort is named Khat.

 

[lupinthethird]

From the start he wanted to backstab them.

If you take Phil's word for it, sure. The general consensus (hell even RTU said this) is that this is all DSP desperately trying to retcon the whole Kino Casino saga.
"I didn't get played, I was playing them all along!" reminds me of his whole "I was playing a character that whole time!" schtick to excuse how he's acted in the past.