DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

Ain't nobody watching his boring ass COD stream so I might as well post it
BOY MOMENT
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[Niggernerd]

He's live, but I don't see anything about alcohol.

At this point, it's always safe to say alcohol is involved. He's like a fish!

And yeah subs for unbans and shitty badges no one wants

 

[brapbruddah]

If snaking KC was part of his plan, then why did he blow all of the money from the clout buff that he got from them?

 

[Your Landlord]

He's live, but I don't see anything about alcohol.
E: Nvm he looks wasted as fuck
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Most men learn to never act like this, ESPECIALLY in public, by the time they're 25-30 years old.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

And yeah subs for unbans and shitty badges no one wants

I thought he was pulling a OUMB and hitting that bottle, my bad

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

The face of a pashtive, mature streamer.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Yes he is live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqtyqCooJqk
What the fuck does "doing fire sales on kick" mean? Is he doing shots or what. Can you please not talk in obscure lingo because its really hard to understand this kind of stuff.

A fire sale is when the streamer drinks alcohol for money, like $50 for a shot or whatever. He's not doing that tonight, somebody either lied or doesn't know what the term means.

 

[Cubanodun]

Did he just nuked Iron Chef? now the paypigs are also getting the boot? damn

 

[Lean In Ban]

I know I shouldn't be taken aback about this nigga lying about his family's health but then I remember this faggot brought up Kat's restraining order unsolicited on SC to cover for his Champions spending lmao

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

I'm greatly enjoying your mental decline, Phil. You brought this all upon yourself, so the balls are all in Kat's gunt. Dont push too much on the accelerator now; this season's best is just starting.
Altho theres no risk to that happening, as reality might as well be a SCP for you.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I can't help but realize, the reason no one likes DSP isn't just because of the lies, but how easily he brushes shit off and insults people. In his "I lied about the rabbit to delay Smark Guys," without wasting a breath, he runs into "PPP believed me because he's guillible." So what I'm getting Phil is you're not only a massive fucking liar, but you're a malicious one as well. I already knew this to be true, but when I slow down and listen to the shit you really say, knocking all the teeth out of your mouth is what you deserve, at the very least. I almost understand why you're so scared about going outside. I can only imagine how many people you've ran your mouth at, and enough of them squared up and told you to step the fuck up.

So he lied about knowing he was being played by KC...or he lied about his rabbit dying so he didn't have to do a stream....or he lied about the rabbit's existence in the first place....or he lied to KC for 8 months straight...or all of them. Or some of them. I mean, if you asked me, he really had a rabbit that died but didn't want the HOA to know, then used it to manipulate PPP. He also got played for 8 months by the Casino and did today's stream in an extremely misguided, failed attempt to save face, because to Phil saying he lied for 8 months, made up stories about family members being near death or having cancer is no big deal because he's a sociopath who has done that shit before. But that's just my take.

Oh, and because late in the stream Phil did the "detractor memes are all old news" bullshit, the messages to PPP about the dead rabbit were sent last week. You know, March 2025. So you're a liar and manipulator right up to this second Phil.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Detractors are eating so good today. It's like we're eating a giant cut of steak.

I suggest all detractors to visit their doctors and get tested for gout ASAP. Too much red meat is bad for you!

I'm still trying to process it all.
It's like when someone posts something so fucking stupid, I can feel my face tightening up as I'm having a hard time understanding what they are trying to even say.

But it was vocal and told from someone with a very grating voice that was stretched out for hours. That DM leak reading was just like watching him autistically comb through his LEGO pieces while they are in a bag and aligning them up one by one.

I cannot believe he would do that. It was like he was down to his last Pokemon in a battle, and it was a Graveler(because he has no friends to trade to evolve it into a Golem), and he proceeded to use self-destruct which didn't put a dent in the other pokemon at all, and now he has no more pokemon.

Like why would you bank up so much of your bullshit into it "It was a master plan all along"? Like we just got done talking about how he's actually fucking stupid. I think he just doubles down on things because he's actually arrogant and stupid that he doesn't think there's any other option available.

He's so used to his audience soaking up all the bullshit he says that he's just so used to saying the most half-ass daming shit ever. It's like he forgot that the old games didn't have checkpoints and he didn't save his game manually.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

In honor of one of Phil's darkest days, AI DSP tries It: Ackapella cover of "No Children" By Mountain Goats

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

Safe to say that he didn't take Andy's advice (likely due to being a drunken lazy faggot):

 

[Niggernerd]

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Safe to say that he didn't take Andy's advice (likely due to being a drunken lazy faggot):

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Alternate reality DSP with some banger titles

 

[Crooked 16th]

If Kat doesn't leave him after this i will be amazed. Imagine your husband tells his new best friends all your health issues and personal problems, Then calms that it was all a ploy to get back at his detractors. how fucking insane do you have to be to do this even for Phil I'm shocked at this whole thing.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Did he just nuked Iron Chef? now the paypigs are also getting the boot? damn

Iron Chef got nuked a few weeks ago during the Lex drama

 

[IsaACKRepentance]

2025 is making its way to being one of my favorite years of all time. Not just DSP but in general.

Holy fuck man what an incredible stream.

How much do you guys think is true vs lies to cover his ass why hes busy? I'm leaning on everything other than his mother dying being true.

Begs Bunny is absolutely real, I can't imagine making that up even for Phil

 

[Hectic Heckler]

If Kat doesn't leave him after this i will be amazed. Imagine your husband tells his new best friends all you health issues and personal problems, Then calms that it was all a ploy to get back at his detractors. how fucking insane do you have to be to do this even for Phil I'm shocked at this whole thing.

Phil should have just given Kat a pill...and that's it, since cancer was just going to waste his time again!

Spoiler

Shoutout to Fly Eagles Fly for $5

 

[neger psykolog]

How much do you guys think is true vs lies to cover his ass why hes busy?

I mean we all know he has lied out of his ass forever about "being busy". He puts no effort into his streams, never has anything prepared, always has technical issue and acts like he has a rough day sitting on his ass playing games that he doesn't like.

The truth has always been that as soon as he finished streaming he feels like he has earned the right to have a "decompression session" and takes out his bottle of gin and puts on a movie or TV series and starts watching it and then sits playing WWE Champions the rest of the night and gets wasted.

We know this because he used to post photos of what he was watching on his downstairs TV all the time on Instagram before (until he stopped suddenly in like mid-2022).

And I get decompressing after work but he literally does nothing of substance in terms of self-improvement and just does the same fucking thing every fucking day.