Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Trombonista]

Wait, Bex believes in organized gangstalking?

Um, shouldn't her thread be labeled "skitzocow"?

We don't have that label in the Beauty Parlour.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

(I think she wanted one of her neighbors to commit a "hate crime" against her, but she never gave an update on this, so you can safely assume no one cared.)

Only problem is that white people in million dollar houses don't tend to graffiti their neighbors' homes.

But even in the super Jewish (and rich) area of my town I never see them. Maybe people don't really make them any more?

If you walk through an Orthodox neighborhood where people have yards (as opposed to the middle of NYC) you will see a ton of them go up right after Yom Kippur.

 

[Temperance]

Posters in the Arthur Chu thread are pretty certain that Becky's new Fetlife friend (Maninthemirror84) is indeed Arthur Chu.
See the discussion on this page: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/arthur-racian-chu-arthur_affect.13907/page-75

I’m not gonna PL but you asked for an Arthur expert and I’m telling you, it’s him.

Grain of salt and all that, but...

 

[AfghanBlue]

I've lamented the TTRPG community problem in the r/polyamory thread before; finding a couple to play games with who don't also want to play games is way harder than it should be. Why is there so much overlap? I don't feel enjoying board games was always equivalent to an upside-down pineapple on a cruise ship door.

Becky, clean your bong you filthy hobag.

Evergreen:

Things have only gotten so much worse in the 7 years since this song

 

[Kosher Dill]

Posters in the Arthur Chu thread are pretty certain that Becky's new Fetlife friend (Maninthemirror84) is indeed Arthur Chu.

I'm convinced now, that little nose-bump is a smoking gun.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm convinced now, that little nose-bump is a smoking gun.

I agree. I didn't notice that. The eyelids could be lots of things, even just puffy eyes from allergies.

It's him. Becky is literally crawling with ants.

How are they this dumb? Did she forget we watch her FetLife?

 

[repentance]

How are they this dumb? Did she forget we watch her FetLife?

Of course she didn't forget. Bex loves having excuses to claim she has "stalkers", and people commenting on her FetLife gives her yet another one.

Posters in the Arthur Chu thread are pretty certain that Becky's new Fetlife friend (Maninthemirror84) is indeed Arthur Chu.
See the discussion on this page: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/arthur-racian-chu-arthur_affect.13907/page-75


Grain of salt and all that, but...

According to the Chu thread, not only is Chu a real life friend of one on Becky's housemates, he's been a guest at Passover at Becky's. I'd say that known, real life past interaction is extremely relevant.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Can we do a mini "Who's this Chu guy?" for those unaware?

What makes this pairing so funny?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

What makes this pairing so funny?

I mean... Just look at them. Both of them.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I mean... Just look at them. Both of them.

I see ugly people together every day.

Doesn't hit the same as insane cow behaviour.

 

[repentance]

Can we do a mini "Who's this Chu guy?" for those unaware?

No real need. He has his own thread.

 

[ubunr9kpkk69c4ex]

Can we do a mini "Who's this Chu guy?" for those unaware?

• Claims to be so intelligent that his parents and teachers hid his true intelligence from him until he was an adult in case he became the next Unibomber
• Made some video promoting himself hoping to be given a role on the Big Bang Theory
• Went on some American gameshow and abused the rules to such a degree that half the country wanted him dead
• Became an anti-gamergate opinion piece writer
• Wife divorced him after he was discovered on Ashley Madison
• Produced a documentary about himself where he renounces his American identity and starts identifying as just Chinese, all because he was bullied in primary school

 

[Temperance]

Can we do a mini "Who's this Chu guy?" for those unaware?

What makes this pairing so funny?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Chu
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/arthur-racian-chu-arthur_affect.13907/
Initially famous for being a Jeopardy! champion. Then he was known for being an extremely deranged/aggressive Twitter bluecheck with a lot of clout in the 2010s - basically a woke Chairman Mao. I believe he was literally the #1 most prolific Twitter user (by postcount) at one point and was friends with all the other influential bluechecks/superusers on the platform.

I don't know all the lore, but he was involved in Gamergate and other culture war stuff. I think his sanity snapped after awhile though, and it became known that he had horrific hygiene and was abusing (beating?) his wife, who then left him. After this, he became a recluse and has been mostly radio-silent ever since... until now, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I remember he once made an infamous statement about how he "mindkills" himself to more effectively be a "feminist anti-racist progressive" and a "social justice stormtrooper".

Even more ironic now that we know he's (likely) into sadism and rape roleplay.

In relation to Becky Gerber: Arthur used to be somewhat of a replyguy for her on Twitter, but she never seemed to pay him much heed. She must be really desperate to finally hook up with him now - many years later, when he no longer has his previous high status and was revealed to be a creepy abuser.

(I might've gotten some details wrong, but that's the gist, I think. Corrections welcome.)

 

[ubunr9kpkk69c4ex]

She must be really desperate to finally hook up with him now

I'd be surprised if they hooked up. I think he's just one of her couch goblins.

 

[Free the Pedos]

When I lived in a region thick with Jews, I'd sometimes see sukkah outside of community centers and local colleges but not private homes

Putting up the sukkah is a major pain in the ass full of autistic laws and you have a narrow time frame in which to do it, so only very religious Conservative Jews and Orthodox Jews really do it at home. Becky would never.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wait, Bex believes in organized gangstalking?

Um, shouldn't her thread be labeled "skitzocow"?

She doesn’t believe in anything much. She knows as well as we do that this thread is as far as we’ll go in terms of “harassment.” But she’s also a massive liar who will lie about anything for sympathy and attention.

I'd be surprised if they hooked up. I think he's just one of her couch goblins.

There was that “lost, queer man in his twenties” who was apparently moving in a couple of weeks back. Neither of those things describe Chu, but she also describes Sam as being basically a kid and also incredibly hot.

 

[AnOminous]

Putting up the sukkah is a major pain in the ass full of autistic laws and you have a narrow time frame in which to do it, so only very religious Conservative Jews and Orthodox Jews really do it at home. Becky would never.

Like she cares about the rules. If she did it at all she'd probably buy the most expensive prefab kit and then put it together wrong, once. Or more likely force the cucks to do it.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Jewish. Doesn't follow Jewish customs, such as family unity. An insult to the Jewish faith.
What does she even do today? Does she even have a job in 2025? How does she afford anything?

 

[salt]

Putting up the sukkah is a major pain in the ass full of autistic laws and you have a narrow time frame in which to do it, so only very religious Conservative Jews and Orthodox Jews really do it at home. Becky would never.

As I said, effort. Becky would have to actually participate in the religion instead of just whining about how she’s totally about to get Holocausted by Republicans.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

As I said, effort. Becky would have to actually participate in the religion instead of just whining about how she’s totally about to get Holocausted by Republicans.

It's a shame, too. I'm not Jewish in the slightest, but building a Sukkah always sounded so fun. Total harkening back to my days building forts in the yard out of old sticks and branches and stuff. What a boring Jew*.

*Not a Jew

Whoops, down another Cuck

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Jesus, how can Jackson ever get a job when he's Becky's Full-Time caregiver.

Probably won't last. She and SAD break up every other damn day, but still funny.

The Cucks seem to have started to get wise to the whole weaponized suicidality thing. Good, because that's SO hard to live with or even be around casually. If the Cucks weren't depressive and head fucked before, they would be after dealing with someone they ostensibly love constantly threatening to off herself because her life is soooooo hard.