Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

[DrJonesHat]

"We do what we want, like Luann in the comics".

That remains my favorite quote from him.

 

[AnOminous]

I love how people say they're for free speech until it offends someone.

What spastic, autistic mental defectives like Guerin don't realize is that if the Internet Lumberjack is going to cut down anyone's free speech, it's going to be people like him, who piss off everyone who has to deal with their autistic spam.

 

[DrJonesHat]

What spastic, autistic mental defectives like Guerin don't realize is that if the Internet Lumberjack is going to cut down anyone's free speech, it's going to be people like him, who piss off everyone who has to deal with their autistic spam.

Pro-censorship types always assume they'll be the ones doing the censoring, instead of them also being at the whims of the authorities.

 

[bigshot]

Is Peter Gulerin the same as Peter Gulerud?

 

[MysticMisty]

This gem got posted this morning:

I guess by now you heard about the big time goof at the Oscars when they announced that La La Land won for Best Picture (it was the heavy favorite to do so) but it turned out that the Academy had actually voted for Moonlight instead. But once again the movie that was seen by the fewest people won instead of the movie that had the biggest box office gross, which hasn't happened since Titanic did in 1997.

They keep talking about having diversity at the Oscars. Sure, they need to have better representation of minorities, the LGBTQI community and the disabled there, but what about a bit more diversity for the Best Picture nominees? A few years ago they expanded it from the traditional five to ten. Now I'm suggesting that from now on, the movie that had the biggest box office gross for the past calendar year gets an automatic nomination. If that was in place for this year's Oscars, Rogue One would have gotten a nomination.

It used to be that the Best Picture winner went to the movies that everyone saw like Gone With The Wind, The Godfather, Rocky and Titanic. Nowadays it seems to go to these esoteric efforts that hardly anyone sees. Giving an automatic nomination to the movie that had the past year's biggest box office gross would help to restore something of a "people's nominee" factor to the Oscars.

What say you, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences?

First of all what the fuck does the "I" stand for (goddamn Tumblr). Second, I'm not at all surprised he wants sped actors to get nominated even though I've never seen any. Not in any major movies at least. I'm sure there are armchair psychologists who could tell me who they speculate is on the spectrum, but that's not want Peter wants. He doesn't want someone who passes as normal when the camera is rolling, he wants someone who is obviously mentally disabled at all times. Which goes back to never seeing them in any of the big budget movies.

I don't even know where to begin with the idea that the highest grossing movie automatically receives a nomination. It just so mind numbingly stupid. For what it's worth I don't think he's seen Gone with the Wind or The Godfather. Rocky maybe and probably Titanic, but he's pretty dumb (as this further proves) so I'm sure all of them have gone over his head. Including Titanic, which is just a chick flick during a historical event. We've seen ample proof that he can't form any sort of meaningful friendship with anybody, let alone a romantic relationship since everything always has to be about him in some way or form.

The reaction on the forum is glorious. Every single reply is openly mocking him.

 

[AnOminous]

This gem got posted this morning:

First of all what the fuck does the "I" stand for (goddamn Tumblr). Second, I'm not at all surprised he wants sped actors to get nominated even though I've never seen any. Not in any major movies at least. I'm sure there are armchair psychologists who could tell me who they speculate is on the spectrum, but that's not want Peter wants. He doesn't want someone who passes as normal when the camera is rolling, he wants someone who is obviously mentally disabled at all times. Which goes back to never seeing them in any of the big budget movies.

You never go full retard.

 

[Trombonista]

First of all what the fuck does the "I" stand for

Intersex, which isn't related to LGB and is only tangentially related to T.

On another note, Moonlight wasn't that obscure.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Surprisingly he hasn't bitched about us to Daria fandom. At least not to my knowledge anyways. I mean, he loves being a professional victim. Never mind that nobody likes him and would never side with him, the fact he's still active and refuses to take the hint suggests he would try to rally people against us. Yet not one peep about the Farms. I don't get it.

The owner of the Daria forum doesn't like Doc and has made it clear as crystal to him many times that he's on thin ice. If he did try to rally the troops against us Farmers, it probably would lead to him being permabanned. Not to mention a bunch of his past transgressions would be thrown in his face, like using rape as a punishment in his stories, not to mention people would object to his cries to take away free speech from whomever he disagrees with.

He's there not because he's a valued member, but because the mods pity him. And that pity only goes so far before he gets a talking to.

 

[Mrs Paul]

This gem got posted this morning:

First of all what the fuck does the "I" stand for (goddamn Tumblr). Second, I'm not at all surprised he wants sped actors to get nominated even though I've never seen any. Not in any major movies at least. I'm sure there are armchair psychologists who could tell me who they speculate is on the spectrum, but that's not want Peter wants. He doesn't want someone who passes as normal when the camera is rolling, he wants someone who is obviously mentally disabled at all times. Which goes back to never seeing them in any of the big budget movies.

I don't even know where to begin with the idea that the highest grossing movie automatically receives a nomination. It just so mind numbingly stupid. For what it's worth I don't think he's seen Gone with the Wind or The Godfather. Rocky maybe and probably Titanic, but he's pretty dumb (as this further proves) so I'm sure all of them have gone over his head. Including Titanic, which is just a chick flick during a historical event. We've seen ample proof that he can't form any sort of meaningful friendship with anybody, let alone a romantic relationship since everything always has to be about him in some way or form.

The reaction on the forum is glorious. Every single reply is openly mocking him.

Where did he post this? I want to read the reactions.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Where did he post this? I want to read the reactions.

Probably the central hub for the Daria fandom, the Paper Pushers Message Board. You need to sign up before you can see the threads.

 

[MysticMisty]

He's there not because he's a valued member, but because the mods pity him. And that pity only goes so far before he gets a talking to.

My fiance has told me the same thing about him so I just forgot. I guess because he comes off as the type of cow to risk it because he's been a professional victim his entire life. To him it would be more proof about how everyone has been playing kick the autistic with him his whole life. Apparently though he'd rather be a valued member of the community (in his mind) and doesn't want to lose it, even though he contributes jack shit to any conversation and everyone just ignores him (except for today).

Where did he post this? I want to read the reactions.

The forum requires registration to view the posts, but I can take screencaps and post them here.

Edit:

 

[Mrs Paul]

I signed up for the site -- I gotta see how he reacts. I want to see a full on sperg out.

Good god, if they went with his idea, you'd have movies like Transformers or Jurassic Park winning. As if the Oscars don't suck enough as it is.

 

[crayolasword]

Updated photo of him in a tight ass fitting hockey jersey and the lastest thing he's milking for sympathy: kidney stones.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Meh, my sister had kidney stones -- they're painful. I'll cut him a wee bit of slack. Not much, but a teeny bit.

The hockey jersey though, no. They're supposed to be BIG on you. Dude's not even that fat, so obviously he's too dumb to know his own size.

 

[MysticMisty]

I'm distinctly reminded of those old photos of Chris squeezed into too-small jackets and sweatshirts. I wonder if it's because his mother is old and has been out of touch with fashion for decades while he never was in the first place?

 

[Mrs Paul]

Could be. If it's his mother buying them, she probably doesn't know what size to get. Either that or he's been wearing the same ones since he was in high school. (Wouldn't surprise me)

 

[AnOminous]

Could be. If it's his mother buying them, she probably doesn't know what size to get. Either that or he's been wearing the same ones since he was in high school. (Wouldn't surprise me)

He probably insists on wearing exactly the same size because :autism:

If his mom got him anything else he'd screech autistically.

 

[Reese Kaine]

Catching up, there was the question of whether Peter would rally the troops against this site. I will answer this question with one of my own:

WHAT TROOPS?!

I looked at that Gnesio-Darian Knights Blog of his, he has but a ragtag group of spergs who couldn't cut it in a walled-garden forum (PPMB) and couldn't compete with the spambots infesting the sister site (SFMB).

Here's an example of one of his "troops":

I do Twitch streams in my spare time, and I play what I've called "Golden Oldies". During one such stream, one of his friends wanted to come to a Mumble server that I frequent often. For the sake of this post, I'll just call him "JG". So I helped JG set up, and he's in, we have fun for two games. At least I THOUGHT he was having fun.

Days later, JG comes at me with "I just didn't sound right during the broadcast, and I'd like for you to take it down." I have no idea where he was getting at, nor would he provide any examples; He just wanted me to take down the videos he was in. Like any other moronic request, I ignored it.

Weeks go by, and JG just LOSES HIS SHIT, demanding to know why I haven't taken the videos down, and starts to question why we're even friends. This guy, who I only spoke to on Skype and Mumble combined for around 90 minutes, TOPS.

A year later, I'm doing a mass-export of my Twitch videos to YT, and the two game playthroughs are among them. Right on cue, JG messages me, but not in the usual way, because I blocked his ass. He got some random person on FB to message me and try to make me feel guilty about not taking the videos down.

All of this because he said he sounded awful.

Dude. *I* sound awful. But at least I accept it and move on.


Is this the army that Peter wants to rally? I think we're safe.

 

[MysticMisty]

He's pretty delusional though. I mean he thought sending a letter to Chris' judge would get him a not guilty verdict.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Twitter friend", god. I can't believe he's still doing this. This is 95% of his feed. For fuck's sake.