Previously on Killstream
"I don't really care if it is an a-log, but I did sell theralphretort.com"
From the ashes of the Peacefully Sunsetted Ralph Retort... Comes a familiar,
unabortable Report:
"I won't scatter your AIDS into the heartless Gulf."
3/18/25 - Ralph Survives Another Overdose, Loses Mind over Rape Story
During the weekend, Ralph admitted that his loopy, psychotic behavior lately was due to abusing Antabuse, a drug made to increase sensitivity to ethanol.
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its side effects are extremely severe, and at the dosages ralph was taking (+250mg over maximum dosage) could've easily ended with a peaceful sunset (a coma). So those clips from last week of Ralph passing
out mid-stream were actually clips of him almost passing
away.
But the hilarity doesn't stop there, as Ralph also
had an encounter at a sushi restaurant named Gojira that led him to
flee the scene and vow to never set foot into the establishment again.
we'll revisit this again soon, but first lets begin with Ralph opening his show stating he will be playing March Madness and creating a bracket despite not following the sport this year or last year:
"Ids Marthh Mahdnethh babby ah juthth cahnn resistt"
The actual reason Ralph "can't resist" making a bracket is because Twitter sent an alert to everyone on the site that making a bracket could win you 100k:
So yes, Ralphafinance crises in full swing, as he's now resorting to the sports betting equivalent of scratch offs.
Ralph VS. the King of Monsters
Ralph drops juicy deets on a surprise attack at his favorite sushi restaurant he has been documented talking about (and definitely NOT living nearby btw) multiple times:
"If you have taken one more of those pills, you mightve been dead" (1:20), Ralph states he entered the restaurant high on drugs and demanded service, which then began a confrontation with a Gojira-log (2:10), The Gojira-log risked getting AIDS by getting in the rage pigs face and asking him why he doesn't speak the language (2:20),
"Why don't your people speak English in America?!" (2:25), The Gojira-log stated he knows Gojira personally, which Ralph then ran to the cashier and
pointed at him screaming "aren't you going to arrest him?!" asked politely if he was going to get sushi or not, which they responded with "No" (2:45), Ralph then proceeded to run away (3:00), A bird is audible for the remainder of the clip (3:30), "I had to catch an Uber there and all this shit and its like oh my god *starts tweaking his neck, as he does when high on drugs* Well, it'll save me on Uber trips and gasoline when I get my truck back" (4:30)
some important retorts to take home from this clip:
Later, as the show was nearing its end and the goal was around $87 dollars under reach,
Ralph would begin losing his fucking mind about rape. before we get to that here's a few clips of what Ralphs show is like now that he has sold his retorts to stinky pajeets.
Battle hardened Killstream fans may re-call the
Tools are Cool clip from last year. For whatever reason, the donation has returned:
Since donations weren't coming in, Ralph has decided to record himself eating again, has troubles with Cleo and Smoke attacking each other ever since he moved into Cleos room for reasons unknown:
Ralph retorts to hearing the former president stating you cannot sit in your own jury:
Rape Retort
Ralph sees a young woman and instantly plays Rape or Abscond, Ralph says shes a definite Rape (0:55), Ralph lowers his sunglasses "can I see a... tit?" (1:00), Ralph strangely sticks his tongue out and hides it with his hand (3:10), "Now show me them titties, Bitch! Bend it over-- Drop it low: It's International Women's Day, Bitch!!" (12:40), Ralph soberly takes a swig from his pink sippie cup and begins a lucid hog dance (13:00), "Why are they all raped? Like what in the fuck?" (19:10), "Can you just not get raped? Is that offensive to say?" (19:25), "Almost every woman i've ever known has been raped by somebody" (19:35), "Can we bring back the chastity belts back or something? ...Can one of you bitches just not get raped?!" (19:40), Ralph mocks his wifes rape stories (20:00), "Either all these bitches are lying or they're all getting raped, and it's like... Can you just NOT get RAPED?!" (20:30),
Can we hit the goal in honor of all the raped bitches? They need our support. If we hit the goal, i'll make a $1.33 donation to RAINN, which is the... whatever-rape-activation(?)-network I-I don't even know what it stands for (21:55)
Ralph takes back his $1.33 donation statement, says he'll just call Grace Thorp a dirty slut on twitter instead of giving the liberals (?) 1 dollar (2:20), Ralph calls out all the dumb whores on Kiwi Farms he's obsessed over (5:20), "That is the thing about the Farms, it's literally a bunch of fat whores Josh amassed over the past years that still won't even touch his dick-- Yeah I know, once you realize that you crack the code." (6:30), "the rest of you whores are nothing, You're nothing!
YOU NEVER WERE ANYTHING, THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN TREATED LIKE SECOND CLASS FUCKING CITIZENS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD! IT WASN'T A FUCKING MISTAKE! IT WASN'T SOME ACCIDENT OF EVOLUTION-- IT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE!!! AND THERE'S A REALLY GOOD MOTHER FUCKING REASON FOR IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AS SHIT! AND YOU CAN'T STOP GETTING RAPED,
that's the
other reason!" (7:15), SO YOU HAVE TO BE PROTECTED FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING... SAFETY! DUMB BITCH!" (7:50), "Maybe you bitches should stop getting raped!" (12:45), Ralph lists a few ways women can stop getting raped, like never leaving their house, never drive a vehicle, and to never elect people who want to rape you (12:45), "Now either they're full of shit, which is very possible, or... they're not doing a very good job at stopping themselves from getting raped." (14:45), Ralph loses his mind over a comment in sneedchat calling him a predator (17:20), "I would much rather have a non-raped female!" (17:35),
"So again, wrong! Sorry you're a slut who was probably raped willingly(?) if I had to guess, and I know you're a whore by just the way you type @Braphamut over on Kiwi fucking Faggot Farms." (17:55), Getting a girlfriend who was raped is like buying a car that's a "clunker" (19:00)
Ralph reads porkWellingtons comment below, says it's funny even though it's a genuine recommendation for someone who finds no luck with women yet loves half-naked men (1:15), Ralph hopes a Kiwi Farmer gets raped repeatedly and wants his statement clipped (3:20),
Someone donates a song and Ralph knows the lyrics by heart, he sings the opening lyric: "If you think i'm straight you better think twice!" and begins a hog dance (7:00), "Hit the goal to spite these faggots and in honor of me taking a stand on these fucking whores!" (8:00), "This is not a-uh in support of rape you idiot bitch!!" (10:30), "Man we gotta hit this goal, i'm trying to do that I don't know how..." (25:45)
"$54 away. Whaddya want me to do?! I'm not gonna commit any crimes, other than that... I'm gay."(27:00)
"a lot of them [women] aren't even human, i'm just being real with you." (1:10), "What's this bitches name? I'm gonna have to
bookmark this one for later" (6:35), "I mean look at her sure she likes anal." (10:25),
"I've got 4 bitches i'm talking too right now" (12:45), Ralph spits out his drink (16:00), Ralph mocks Farmers that are WWE fans for being part of the new, faggot community, despite quite clearly
being enamored with the faggotry as well (18:40)
Ralph plays Aaron Imholte GOAL song for the 5th fucking time to harvest money (2:30)
Ralph goes after the Kiwi Farm's Humanitarian efforts that are attempting to avoid further rape pig attacks on innocent women, claims he'll be around for a long time:
Ralph decides between some songs to end the show with. Ralph was going to play
Kim, but instead played and sang the same TayTay song from last week:
bonus clip: Ralph is reminded of
the stroller, cringes in agony at the money he lost on it:
