DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shark]

DSP claims he knew Kino Casino would turn on him all along, like he’s some genius playing 4D chess. The truth? He just pushed them away with his own behavior. And the clearest sign? John Rambo, one of his oldest friends, still wants nothing to do with him.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Keep in mind that Phil curated this one.
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I can’t afford a test to rule out cancer but I can buy a fucking gaming PC. All on top of his mobile games addiction.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I know this is late but I have to say it: at the start when Phil was holding the brief case and talking about the snake I thought he was gonna open it and have an actual live snake inside and reveal it to be one of his exotic pets. I know this is but I wish it happened

There is a timeline out there where he has a pet python that wraps itself around his neck and squeezes, killing him live on stream as Rich sits there laughing his ass off and Kat is stuck in the door trying to come in and save Phil.

 

[MAWBD2]

When do you guys think it was truly over in his life for Phil?
I believe losing PandaLee has to be it.

When Linda stopped combing his hair.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It's the Wolverine toy. This was the true moment when a supervillain was born. It's only fitting it was over a superhero.

 

[arrivefriday]

Man, what a fucking shit show, I honestly didn't think it was gonna be THIS retarded but I am glad I was wrong. The Guy™ has lost his marbles

 

[Telemeter]

I can’t afford a test to rule out cancer but I can buy a fucking gaming PC. All on top of his mobile games addiction.

To be fair he put the gaming PC on an predatory high interest credit line he only has to pay like $30 a month for a minimum payment. That's basically a free PC if you think about it.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

To be fair he put the gaming PC on an predatory high interest credit line he only has to pay like $30 a month for a minimum payment. That's basically a free PC if you think about it.

Which will fall off with his second bankruptcy in 2027. Phil is street smart. Free PC!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So it turns out that Phil really is a king snake:

 

[KingofSomething]

I just can't understand why Phil would admit to making up the story of his wife and mom being sick as some sort of 4D Chess own against PPP and Andy and think that gives him some level of superiority. "Ha, can you believe these guys were sympathetic to me because they thought my loved ones were sick and didn't actually have ill will towards them? What morons" At least have some messages of them shitting on your family if you're gonna pull something that scummy.

Also another funny thing to mention is that in the beginning of their stream yesterday, PPP admitted he was too technologically inept to pull the twitter DM's into a convenient download to dump and was trying to figure it out when Phil just did all the work for him. Good job Phil, you played yourself.

 

[Book Thief]

I think I understand Phil's mindset with the photograph...

Phil has consistently taken L's in his life that he's really fuckin' desperate for a W. After all, he's known as "The Guy," who pulled his hog live on stream, something people who barely know anything about him are aware of. So, he thinks by showing this photograph on stream, he's hoping to turn PPP into another "The Guy," not realizing that the thing that makes his "Guy Moment" so funny is that he did it entirely to himself, while his story of him pretending to be PPP's friend, just so he could show off this image make him look like a fucking sociopath.

Basically, Phil's desperately wants a moment where he's the one dragging out embarrassing shit on other people, just like everyone does to him.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I think I understand Phil's mindset with the photograph...

Phil has consistently taken L's in his life that he's really fuckin' desperate for a W. After all, he's known as "The Guy," who pulled his hog live on stream, something people who barely know anything about him are aware of. So, he thinks by showing this photograph on stream, he's hoping to turn PPP into another "The Guy," not realizing that the thing that makes his "Guy Moment" so funny is that he did it entirely to himself, while his story of him pretending to be PPP's friend, just so he could show off this image make him look like a fucking sociopath.

Basically, Phil's desperately wants a moment where he's the one dragging out embarrassing shit on other people, just like everyone does to him.

It also shows how much he needs to touch grass.

I’m sure most people had drunken night-outs with friends, did stupid shit and took cringey photos. Phil’s immediate reaction was to call that “gay”, which displays how much he needs to leave the Snortfort. Humans are by nature social creatures, years of isolation will eventually mess you up.

Phil telling PPP was in desperate need of friends and had nobody is just nuclear levels of self-projection.

 

[strandedcastaway]

So in the space of a few hours Phil:

- Stated the only reason he spoke to KC in the first place was because he wanted to use and betray them
- Admitted to lying about his wife's medical issues to get sympathy
- Made RTU look like a normal and reasonable person
- Has pissed off a group of people who make a career out of ruining people they don't like
- Still didn't hit the goals

Phil just can't stop winning

Phil doesn't think lying matters because he's a sociopath with no conscience. He can say absolutely anything to get money or "felt the trolls" because he's the only playable character in the game. I guarantee when the Kick chat names like LiedAboutCancerREAL and MomOnLastLegsREAL start popping up, he'll say they're stupid dunce idiots and ban them. His brain won't make the connection between claiming he lied about everything and the actual lies themselves. That will all be made up.

 

[Balr0g]

I just can't understand why Phil would admit to making up the story of his wife and mom being sick as some sort of 4D Chess own against PPP and Andy and think that gives him some level of superiority. "Ha, can you believe these guys were sympathetic to me because they thought my loved ones were sick and didn't actually have ill will towards them? What morons" At least have some messages of them shitting on your family if you're gonna pull something that scummy.

Also another funny thing to mention is that in the beginning of their stream yesterday, PPP admitted he was too technologically inept to pull the twitter DM's into a convenient download to dump and was trying to figure it out when Phil just did all the work for him. Good job Phil, you played yourself.

Not to mention whenever he utters the words "Guys my wife is really sick" or "my parents are dying" who would actually believe him now? He can mask his big masterplan all he wants but future Phil will have real problems now. Then again present Phil always fucks futre Phil right up the ass and future Phil loves it

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

DSP claims he knew Kino Casino would turn on him all along, like he’s some genius playing 4D chess. The truth? He just pushed them away with his own behavior. And the clearest sign? John Rambo, one of his oldest friends, still wants nothing to do with him.

nothing he could do. he did everything right: belittling everyone, dehumanizing his "fans", and burning every bridge he sees.

 

[dent_whisperer]

but I think PPP and Andy genuinely liked Phil, they were making money and they truly wanted him to succeed.

Gonna say this as a general thing to everyone and your post is the easiest to use; Stop saying you think PPP and Andy were trying to help him succeed because they have straight up said that's what they were trying to do initially. The autistic meltdowns of the detractors threatening family members of people that work with them on KC had them thinking there was no way Phil nearly as bad as he was being portrayed, and Phil took it upon himself to prove that everyone that dislikes him right.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

All according to plan.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

This season has started off with a bang. In some shows, the characters start to become parodies of themselves. And while Phil is becoming more unhinged, I think the writers are remaining true to Phil’s character. Some will say its unrealistic that he has no real character arc or growth, but thats part of the fun. He is like a Seinfeld character He learns nothing along the way. Anyways, after a few slow seasons, the show is better than ever now

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Last time we had such a reprehensible mask off moment was the Craig "doesn't matter if it's a lie or not, it's still an answer" interview from last summer.

He was still defending this dumb shit yesterday when Rich brought it up, he said he was upset that Craig and the rest of the group said Phil was lying because an interviewer shouldn’t take a stance and should instead leave it up to the viewer to draw their own conclusions

Genuinely mental shit, he really thinks some shitty interview on a stream should be taken super serious and professionally,
Which to him also means staying silent while some faggot sits there and lies to you right to your face

 

[Huggler]

For me, this faggot didn't lie at all. It was all true because he believed they were his friends, that it would create a bond, they would feel sorry for him. The manipulation ends there. Kat is a fat bitch and because she's fat shes getting sick.