DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
One of his big owns on PPP is that they didn't have enough clout to secure segments with Mutahar and ItsAGundam.

But Mutahar showed up on Kino Casino for a multi-hour segment on Nick Rekieta, and Gundam is coming on KC this week to make fun of him. It just proves that Phil is so unbearable that drama streamers didn't want to interact with him.
 
One of his big owns on PPP is that they didn't have enough clout to secure segments with Mutahar and ItsAGundam.

But Mutahar showed up on Kino Casino for a multi-hour segment on Nick Rekieta, and Gundam is coming on KC this week to make fun of him. It just proves that Phil is so unbearable that drama streamers didn't want to interact with him.
TLDR: most people who have half a brain don't want to get sucked into the autism vortex. Any sane person that takes a look at this 10+ year long shit fest immediately wants nothing to do with it.
 
Its 0% that DSP actually masterplanned this, but lets say he did...

So he went into this relationship to squueze out any money and fame he can, but he was ready from the start to drop them as soon as he doesnt get what he wants... Am i close? And he is wondering why no one wants to do anything with him.

Also. He said yesterday he got his full partnership for Kick or something like that and the very first thing he does is shits on the platform biggest, being homophobe and spreading their PRIVATE messages. What a way to introduce himself as a new parther.
 
Sorry if this has been posted already, but I can't read every one of the thousand+ posts of the past day.

DSP doxed a denthead in his DM release?

The one thing I don't care about at all with DSP is his dents, so I'm not sure if Fern Dog is someone that people know.
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Another thing I noticed: The day after DSP got snaked by Steve, he was still talking to PPP about "how to spin it" at 11:33 his time right before this Feb 14th stream. When did he appear on stream? 11:35, and he talks about technical issues and tries fixing stuff. Basically confirms he doesn't do shit until he is on camera and just gets off on wasting his viewers time.
edit: I don't know posting etiquette so i'll edit this to reduce spam. DSP in the leaks also claims he TOLD HIS MODS ABOUT THE RABBIT DYING. One brave soul could destroy phil's retarded cope, even though it's obvious to anyone with a brain that he is lying about his master plan. Also, he legit brings up the rabbit after over a day of no contact, their previous message was just about scheduling their show. It wasn't some manipulation to gain viewers and money, just one sad guy reaching out to his supposed friend.
 
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So we have gone from Phil not interacting with anyone because he is a greedy loser, to Phil going on SideScrollers to claim he isnt a greedy loser anymore and he's changed, to Phil snaking Kino Casino for 8 months and lying about the health of everyone in his family for money and clout because he is a greedy loser.

The life of a compulsive liar ladies and gentleman. All because he doesnt want to cook himself a meal and has a gambling and alcohol addiction, and most importanly, is scared to death of people making fun of him on the internet.
 
Sorry if this has been posted already, but I can't read every one of the thousand+ posts of the past day.

DSP doxed a denthead in his DM release?

The one thing I don't care about at all with DSP is his dents, so I'm not sure if Fern Dog is someone that people know.
It's an OIShe sock or Phil, he writes like Phil. Where is that from, email, Tweet, DM?
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What else is there to be said? Everything that's bad about DSP is already out in the open and been so for years... So, what would be the meltdown?

Also, RTU is unredeemable, probably the biggest loser in all of this.


I came to like DSP after this involvement with KC. I don't really give a shit about the moral grandstanding going on in this thread. Like him lying to PPP and Warski, who cares? Same thing about him lying about the validity of the bank leak—did anybody really believe he would own up to it? 🤣
So you’re a retarded tourist. Please, tell us how we should think.
 
After this how could anyone call for the fall of DSP?

Bill Gates could spend his entire fortune and never distill cringe half as pure as the absolute perfect harmony of self delusion, narcissism, and I was only pretending to be retarded we just witnessed.

I hope Phil has many years of semi successful streaming ahead of him and he continues to find shockingly retarded new ways to embarrass himself.
 
Keep in mind that Phil curated this one.
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So Phil, now that he had money from the Kino buff, took his Wife who he thought had cancer, but didnt have the money to get it diagnosed, into a Dr's office, did a test, and found out she didnt have cancer, all on the same day.

It makes sense if you dont think about it.
 
Even putting the lies about his wife and family's health aside, these DMs are pretty interesting by themselves. I bet that after doing his selective reading while blocking his own messages with his camera he thinks no one in his audience would actually go through the trouble of reading months of messages between him and PPP... and that would probably be right.

Jayde ain't reading shit, Kirk and OIC are here for life, so no worries Phil. Ignore the two crested crowns just straight up leaving you, they weren't real fans anyway. :)
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I did get to read some of it myself and man, DSP is such a helpless child when it comes public perception. I don't know exactly what is the criteria for triggering this panic mode in his brain, but when he thinks he will be laughed at by his audience AND the detractors at the same time, it doesn't matter how much money he is getting, he will act. And by act I mean he will ask for help from his friend PPP.
"My viewers are going to 100% say this is a second Sidescrollers and I've learned nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if I actually lose some followers bc of the way he went about it, this is undoubtedly going to bring drama that nobody on my end wants. He really villainized me and people will ask why the hell I did this, and I really have no answer unless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thing. If I'd known he was going to go that hard i would have told him why it wasn't a good idea"

"The bigger issue here is that Steve is a friend of the Casino and now if I continue to do content with you, people are going to want to know why. This 100% is going to look like you set me up and all my detractors will say this was the snaking you planned all along. So if I say nothing and just keep doing stuff with you guys I look like a Grade A cuck. I honestly have no idea how to handle that now, especially after you'd just apologized to me about the stuff you'd said about Kat in the past"

"FYI my major problem will be spinning it that the Casino knew nothing about Steve going this hard on me, because everyone knows i wouldn't have done the interview if it was going to be the same attacks for 3 hours. everyone in my chat right now is saying you guys snaked me. so i really dont know how to counter that besides saying you've said you disavowed Steve's actions on twitter. but if you guys continue to have Steve on as a guest etc thats going to be empty and nobody will believe it. so ill look like a cuck. this kinds of puts us in a tough situation and im having a hard time figuring out how to get past it"

That's pretty much what I thought you were going to say. And I have thick skin and get it. The pickle I'm in is that people are now 100% thinking you're using me, and I'm just some ignorant idiot too dumb to see it. First the Steve interview, now Grill Phil going so far and what you just said about me on your show. Both my fans and detractors will keep asking me why I continue to work with someone who is seemingly abusive to me. And I'm not really sure how to answer. They obviously don't know, nor should they, that we've been very friendly behind the scenes, planned the Steve thing etc. So to them it totally looks like you are snaking me for content and I'm just a dumb ass [...] As you've said, this kind of shit talking isn't going to hurt me or my image. But it's sure as hell becoming confusing for the public watching.

tldr: I don't wanna look like a cuck. I don't know how to handle it in front of my audience because even they aren't retarded enough to believe me on this one. Help me figure a way to spin it, PPP.

Whenever both dents and tractors can clearly see he is the dumbfuck reeeetard in a situation, he will try his best to spin a narrative to make sure he is in the right. Like when he fought hard to keep Derich unbanned. ー"OK, HERE IS MY PHILOSOPHY" "BUH BUT I CAN'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES OUTSIDE MY STREAMS" "HE IS A POSITIVE MEMBER!!!" "MY DETRACTORS STALKED HIM!!! ITS NOT MY RESPONSABILITY!!!" ー Couldn't hang, had to ban him to not look like a pedo apologist. I can only imagine what he thought he would be called when he heard PPP would leak his DMs, and that made him go through this psychotic episode he called a stream.

I wonder if Craig and Adam will make a cameo this season... Make it happen, writers.
 
Last time we had such a reprehensible mask off moment was the Craig "doesn't matter if it's a lie or not, it's still an answer" interview from last summer. This is the most disgusting thing he's done in all 17 seasons I'm afraid. Either way, whether he decided to ridicule himself like yesterday or not his public reception wouldn't have changed much: either he's an uncooperative leech who takes and gives nothing back or a malignant narcissist and sociopath who sees people as leverage to get what he wants.

I recall seeing a DM from early on in the KC saga in which Phil says something along the lines of "that was a crazy stream had we met earlier we would have been multi millionaires by now". Tells you everything you need to know.
Nothing changes and all goes back to normal. He keeps doing his thing and some other dent is going to show up to give him cash at the end of the year. PPP (or fat fucking faggot) was just this years king tut.
It's what always happens after an event like this with DSP, he goes back to playing games and stuffing his face like nothing ever happened. For any other person this would shake their world but for Phil it's just another thursday in which he did nothing wrong and everyone who is against him is the villain.
 
Phil came out on top of this.
  • Phil essentially said that RTU was a toy in this scheme.
    • Obviously, he was upset by this and didn't play along with the story.
    • Obviously, he just was talking points that really don't stick much
      • "Your reward for your audience is to eat food" - I like this content, also the detractor content created from it 🤷‍♂️
    • Phil probably underestimated how much RTU hated him, which lead to RTU being kicked.
      • Along with Phil's chat telling Phil to kick RTU.
  • PPP & Warski
    • They are losers, more so than Phil.
    • PPP's response in the previous show was to outline all the supposed dirt that they had on Phil, which Phil notes that were planted. If that's the case, they took the bait.
      • The viewers are left in the dark since it's he said / she said argument.
        • Bank Statements
          • Do they reflect high purchasing in Petco?
          • Do they reflect high pharmacy costs or doctor visits?
      • Kinda cringe overreaction on PPP part with the repetitive wishing of DSP's wife to die, Your Christian sir.
    • PPP also is notorious for having dumb ideas for skits, I've watched almost all their content and they will usually come out with hypothetical instances, which are usually lame.
    • Will continue watch their content, since they are funny, I like the coverage of the sector and I like Andy's post show.
But the viewers win. It's a bunch of idiots who made seemingly stupid life decisions arguing with each other. I just feel like DSP comes out cleaner than the rest. RTU probably got the worst of it, as he should.

Wonderful content.
DSP should have just played the victim like he has done literally all his life up until yesterday. This was literally the worst time to try and make himself appear like some Machiavellian 4D chess-playing puppet master. Holy shit what a fucking dumbass autist.
It was to look good in front of Kat and them exposing he's gay. Kat yelled at him for a whole day after the Truthseekers interview, it must have been really bad with KC and PPP making fun of her. He was desperate to do damage control for them saying he's gay.
 
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It started out as a little pet project to bring Phil on and glaze him, but I think PPP and Andy genuinely liked Phil, they were making money and they truly wanted him to succeed. Somewhere in the last few weeks they realized that Phil is a lost cause; he is impossible to work with and the pity party shit started to get really annoying. We've all met someone in our lives who at every turn has some sob story and even the most empathetic person have their limits when dealing with someone like that. It all starts to blend together. Phil is just so addicted to pity and validation. With PPP being more involved Phil felt like he could use him as his own personal therapist.

PPP gave him so many chances to move past it but Phil being Phil he never can. Maybe there's a timeline out there where Phil takes PPP up on his Florida offer, and brings his wife and has a ton of fun and new content to share. But in this timeline, all Phil has time for is his wife, his cat-son, and his dents 6 days a week.
 
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