Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I could believe it - but where would the money come from?

To reiterate: I do not think they spent money on a PR firm. I was making a point about Nick being his own worst enemy.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Sometimes I'll just randomly remember the way DSP says "Nick Rick-i-eta" and it makes me laugh every time. Like, how Nick was so beneath Phil's interest that he couldn't be bothered learning how to pronounce his name.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a retard skelly freak.

I don't think he can figure out how to make krokodil. Nick doesn't strike me as the cooking type, judging by his hungry children.

You're telling me he's not good at cooking?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You have to wonder if it’s occurred to Nick even once that his internet activity has done him far more harm than good.

The scary part is I don’t think he has. Dopamine addicts rarely entertain the idea that they’d be better off getting their fixes in less harmful ways.

What’s galling is for him to continue to serve up humiliation to his children on a silver platter every fucking day while maintaining that he’s a good father and cares about them. He’s not and he doesn’t. Nick should never be allowed a moment’s peace or to forget that he loves internet attention more than his own offspring.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This is a bizarre and delusional theory.

We might be taking this a bit too seriously.

I dunno how we're defining a "real" news outlet here

What we primarily forget here is that I highly doubt FOX9 wants to air anything about cuckholding, swinging, polycules and unsavory sex practices like inserting Balldos into orifices.

That someone at FOX9 knows Nick's parents might contribute, but to be it is much more likely that
a) it is not really of public interest who slobbered on who's cock
b) Nick's and April's tweeting about this, plus superchats etc. (which a journalist should eventually find right here on KF)
c) Why torment the children by publishing any of this?

Right around the time when that FOX9 woman found out this was about a polycule gone bad she stopped asking about it and stopped writing articles.
It is entirely possible that her knowing people involved or related to the main actors has something to do with it, but as a journalist I would look at this and think: "Is it newsworthy that they fucked each other and how much harm would it do to the kids if this was aired for the public?"

Not broadcasting this garbage is in the interest of all children involved in Aaron would do well to STFU and stop talking about things that would get his and Nick's children bullied or traumatized for life. The last thing he should want is this gay swinging shit show up in mainstream media.

 

[AnOminous]

You're telling me he's not good at cooking?

I love how he looks pissed off and disgusted by the very food he's making, then shoves it at the viewer with a vaguely menacing expression like he's about to go all Daddy Dearest and beat you with a coat hanger while forcing you to eat this repulsive slop.

 

[AltisticRight]

I love how he looks pissed off and disgusted by the very food he's making, then shoves it at the viewer with a vaguely menacing expression like he's about to go all Daddy Dearest and beat you with a coat hanger while forcing you to eat this repulsive slop.

How can it be repulsive slop??!
He used A5 jap wagyu, the purest San Marzano tomatoes from Campania and imported Baldo Rice from Turkey! Using expensive ingredients must make the food better.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

How can it be repulsive slop??!
He used A5 jap wagyu, the purest San Marzano tomatoes from Campania and imported Baldo Rice from Turkey! Using expensive ingredients must make the food better.

Nothing flaunts nouveau riche like using $100 worth of ingredients to make a dish with absolutely no consideration to presentation. Though, I suppose, Nick is nouveau poor with zero income.

The fact Nick sat there for years being a libertarian, while getting welfare gibsmedat handouts from his ageing parents is just more evidence showing what a raging, hypocritical, man-child he is.

He’s the type of libertarian who only cares about liberty if it directly involves him. Oppressive things like the federal gift tax, the Controlled Substances Act, and speed limits. And, I suppose for a while, appearing Libertarian to draw in a captive audience before dumping his depraved sexual preferences on them.

 

[Jomi]

What's the "snuffs animals" about, has Nick been killing creatures?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What's the "snuffs animals" about, has Nick been killing creatures?

Nick bragged about snuffing racoons.
Failed to drown it once, drowned it a second time to make it stick.

 

[Jomi]

Nick bragged about snuffing racoons.
Failed to drown it once, drowned it a second time to make it stick.

Ah yes, I member now.

 

[404JesterNotFound]

She's only worth 50 bucks? You got this, Ralph!

Yeah thats pretty insane to me, Minnesota's Court System is a joke just toss deals at people when they don't want to do their jobs.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nick isn’t going to hackamania. The entire point was so he could do a victory lap when Aaron got a felony conviction. He’ll claim family stuff prevented him from going.

If he did go to Vegas everyone there would be trying to ply him with alcohol, not because he is fun to party with, but to see him get wasted and act like a tard.

It's best for him to not go.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's best for him to not go.

It is best for our entertainment value for him to go, get drunk, do coke, get arrested with a hooker and sperge out live on stage when someone heckles him with a "you dosed your daughter with cocaine" from the backrows.

 

[AltisticRight]

What's the "snuffs animals" about, has Nick been killing creatures?

1. The skelly freak sadistically sliced and bashed two raccoons with just a knife and a hammer, he locked them in some storage room with him. You might think it's easier to just open the fucking door, that's because you ordered too much from a Denny's.
2. The skelly freak waterboarded skunks, drowning them to death. He wanted to catch a "large wild cat that's been stealing his cat food to domesticate". An idea that sounds both utterly ridiculous and retarded. "Why don't you keep cat food inside" said you the Scandinavian incel prude, nobody tells Nicholas Rekieta what to do with HIS FOOD.
3. The skelly freak annihilated a family of baby coons and bragged about it. "They fell on bullets".

It appears that he derives more than just sadistic pleasure from these killings. He brags about it to make him look and sound tough while he probably gets sexual gratification from the slaughter.

 

[Rolex]

A bit off topic, but has anyone figured out what the fuck was going on with April's twitter during the all-caps saga? That shit was extremely weird, even for Rekieta standards. I feel like it's been overlooked as of late.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

A bit off topic, but has anyone figured out what the fuck was going on with April's twitter during the all-caps saga? That shit was extremely weird, even for Rekieta standards. I feel like it's been overlooked as of late.

I don't think so, I know Nick says stuff like, "I wish her the best life ever" in the pedophiles chat so that seems to imply that she's fucked off. I'm sure the answer will reveal itself one way or another. Either Nick will over share while on galaxy glass or Ape will decide that she needs attention and tell everyone.

 

[Desktop User2]

How can it be repulsive slop??!
He used A5 jap wagyu, the purest San Marzano tomatoes from Campania and imported Baldo Rice from Turkey! Using expensive ingredients must make the food better.

He overcooked market wagyu for a Beef Stroganov (pasta) recipe, didn´t he?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

A bit off topic, but has anyone figured out what the fuck was going on with April's twitter during the all-caps saga? That shit was extremely weird, even for Rekieta standards. I feel like it's been overlooked as of late.

There's a good chance it was all Nick sexting with himself in public on her account. For all we know the real April is sleeping with the skunks right now in Nick's pond.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There's a good chance it was all Nick sexting with himself in public on her account. For all we know the real April is sleeping with the skunks right now in Nick's pond.

April was served in Aaron's case at what is assumed to be the address of her parents.