Canada is a failed state

karaokeman said:
The average Canadian thinks Canadian identity is having ethnic food, and maybe hockey. That's about it.

Eat your Third World slop and watch pucks on ice, welcome to Canada.

We're even gayer than even France. France is gay but hell they have King Saint Louis burning the Torah, what the f*ck do we have?
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This is a country that's been asking, "WHAT IS CANADA," for the last 80 years since 1960
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
This is a country that's been asking, "WHAT IS CANADA," for the last 80 years since 1960
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We drive American cars, use Japanese TV, and eat Indian food from Tim Hortons! That's Canada! Eh!

I mean sh*t look France has a gay president married to a transsexual "woman" but on the flip side religious French do literal barefoot 3 day 60 mile pilgrimages from Paris to Chartres chanting in Latin,

We have nothing of that sort here, it's all so shallow and gay, the only barefoot you'll see is probably a homeless man or a Pajeet putting his feet up on the GO Train.
 
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crazedaze said:
I refer you all to my post.
Since reality enrages stupid fucking kiwis and the americans licking Trump taint itt.
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Why are innovative and abacus fudging the numbers?
Is it because conservatives are fucking liars who say that they're all about the economy, and then tank the stock market within a fucking month, while taking a shit on every ally they ever had and making their country an international laughingstock? :thinking:
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Update on "le ebul librul ekos is fudging the numbers" sitch
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Cue retards:
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Butterschmalz said:
I dont know man. She is to us what Tulsi Gabbard is to Americans: Coconut mommy. Canadian by birth, Ukrainian at heart and an ass straight out of Africa.
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I can see the potential but that’s only an alternative timeline where the good guys won the Second World War and Chrystia was raised according to her grandfathers principles
 
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Hokuriku said:
Yeah? I can 150% believe that the Canadian electorate would commit the national equivalent of jury nullification. They're faggots.
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Never ever underestimate the Canadian will to cut off their nose to spite the American face. No matter who wins, they will still get slapped around by the Americans. Carney having his coronation out on the world stage made for a good photo op. But what plan is there? A vague promise that we might ship things to Europe. The big hurdle is Quebec and its never ending spite for the people who pay their equalization. Or the Natives crying because they want more gibs.
 
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OutInTheRain said:
Never ever underestimate the Canadian will to cut off their nose to spite the American face. No matter who wins, they will still get slapped around by the Americans. Carney having his coronation out on the world stage made for a good photo op. But what plan is there? A vague promise that we might ship things to Europe. The big hurdle is Quebec and its never ending spite for the people who pay their equalization. Or the Natives crying because they want more gibs.
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We are structurally broken. There is no answer except annexation.
 
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Betonhaus said:
What are the chances that the people answering these polls know that if they told the truth the election would be postponed because the liberals refuse to lose control?
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The whole rebel caucus thing broke out because voters were contacting MP's saying that Trudeau was the one and only thing stopping them from voting Liberal. They are telling the truth, they're retards who will accept literally anything legislated onto them so long as Red Team is the one doing it.
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
Ive seen some Canadians defending the milk protectionism, and other protectionism with 'well these are key industries, we should ensure that they remain Canadian'

but when faced with 'Right, so America has a right to protect its own key industries with tariffs, and manufacturing is one of them'

It always just descends to histrionics.

Id actually prefer that American and Canadian manufacturing both remain where they are and we just form one united economic bloc. But its like, if people want to be divisive, theres nothing we can really do. Trumps inflamatory comments don't help,

but God forbid Canadians have taken the bait, and now the liberals are trending ahead in the polls. This nation is frankly done.
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Question to Canadian about your milk and butter; does Canadian butter spread at room temp? My friend from Canada said he prefers American butter because there's something wrong with Canadian dairy that makes butter unspreadable.

Let me know if he's correct or not.
 
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CatholicConfederate said:
Question to Canadian about your milk and butter; does Canadian butter spread at room temp? My friend from Canada said he prefers American butter because there's something wrong with Canadian dairy that makes butter unspreadable.

Let me know if he's correct or not.
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Canadian butter has palm oil filler in it
 
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karaokeman said:
We have nothing of that sort here, it's all so shallow and gay, the only barefoot you'll see is probably a homeless man or a Pajeet putting his feet up on the GO Train.
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To be fair, you guys have the Saint Joseph's Oratory of Mount Royal, which is the largest basilica and shrine to Saint Joseph (my patron saint).

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