Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Chapalapachapa]

This is what she's referencing

that filter needs to add grease, red colour and craters this side of the moon for the complete tess hollyday experience

 

[nene526]

Either she’s not too damaged, (brace argues against that), or she’s not absorbed what the doctors told her or they didn’t make it clear.

I dont think shes aware yet how fucked she is. Its not really the job of ER doctors to discuss long-term care, they meet your immediate urgent needs and refer you to someone to plan treatment. She'll probably meet with a surgeon and the reality of how debillitating this is will start to hit her.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

i dont believe she is as damaged as she is telling us. i had a type 3 sprain and was in a world of hurt for like 4 days. a mcl tear is orders of magnitude worse. she has to be fucking retarded to be in that condition and still posting idiotic tik toks

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I dont think shes aware yet how fucked she is. Its not really the job of ER doctors to discuss long-term care, they meet your immediate urgent needs and refer you to someone to plan treatment. She'll probably meet with a surgeon and the reality of how debillitating this is will start to hit her.

Sadly I don’t think even that will be enough to convince her how bad the fat is. She’s a grade A narcissist, and if I know anything about deathfats she’ll be like “No, what does the surgeon know! I know my own body better than any of them! Now just fix me!” I’m just predicting that based off the way she brushed off that one comment that was like “As a former fatty, lose the goddamn weight”.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Maybe she’s decided to be an munchie/illness faker to get attention since she’s a failure at everything else.

Perhaps she got a small tweak (or nothing happened at all) and she’s blowing it up into a ligament tear that needs a brace for attention, sympathy, money, and to use her son for her own sick narc reasons.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

i dont believe she is as damaged as she is telling us. i had a type 3 sprain and was in a world of hurt for like 4 days. a mcl tear is orders of magnitude worse. she has to be fucking retarded to be in that condition and still posting idiotic tik toks

The thing is that even a minor injury is bad for someone like Tess since she's going to have a hard time healing due to her weight. She can't really do simple rehab exercises either due to her weight, probably not even keep it elevated (which helps). She's absolutely fucked and a fat cow to watch because either she's going to lose a ton of weight or, more likely, become bedbound and fatter than ever.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’m sure this will help with recovery

Jeni’s ships to her monthly

 

[multiverse]

I’m sure this will help with recovery
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Fats are so astounding. The idea of eating more than a pint of ice cream every single week is completely insane to me. Who is hungry enough to want ice cream every single day? Why would you do this to yourself? How do you think, "Yes, this is a totally normal thing people do"?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Fats are so astounding. The idea of eating more than a pint of ice cream every single week is completely insane to me. Who is hungry enough to want ice cream every single day? Why would you do this to yourself? How do you think, "Yes, this is a totally normal thing people do"?

It's an addiction, only because we need to eat it's overlooked as such. We evolved to like sweet food because it's a good, quick source of energy. Only we weren't designed to have access to it like we do today, and like everything that stimulates dopamine some people get addicted.

I wish sugar and caffeine addictions were taken more seriously as being harmful, because good luck even getting most people to agree that you can be addicted to sugar.

Some addicts are more severely addicted to sugar than others. Those are the ones we talk about or go on M600PL. Those are the people who eat a pint of ice cream a week, or every day if they could.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

t's called "Covert Incest" or "Emotional Incest" and while we don't know what happens in the home, I actually do agree with you given the warning signs we see publicly.

e.g.

• Rather than mirroring the child, the parent uses the child to mirror themselves.
• Being emotionally dependent on the child: The parent burdens the child with the weight of their stressors and depends on them for emotional support and security.
• Oversharing with the child: The parent confides in the child about adult matters, which can be overwhelming for them.
• Being over-involved in the child’s life: The parent wants to know everything about the child’s life and doesn’t respect their personal space or boundaries.
• Monopolizing the child’s life: The parent expects the child to restrict their friendships and activities to meet the parent’s emotional needs.
• The child feels like they have to care for the parent’s emotional needs, sometimes at the expense of their relationship with the other parent and/or siblings.
• The child seems overly mature for their age due to parentification, where the parent treats the child as their parent instead of the other way around.
• The parent panics or seems jealous when the child has a romantic partner or close friendship that doesn't involve the parent.

There is some controversy over the use of the term "incest" for these relationships, but what we do know is that the effects on the children affected are similar to those of overt incest in adulthood (including issues of addiction and damage to one's ability to build healthy emotional and sexual relationships).

Speaking of emotional incest

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tess-holliday-ryann-maegen-hoven.18035/page-72#post-3583855

You could say a lot more than a 1000 words on their mother-son relationship based on this picture alone. imo histrionic people should not be parents.

 

[I call shenanigans]

How did she get her leg that far back. I thought it was her arm at first, then saw the foot on the end of it.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

How did she get her leg that far back. I thought it was her arm at first, then saw the foot on the end of it.

...and what happens if the foot just slips?
A wet, soapy environment. And so strained a position.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I stared and stared at that leg… couldn’t make it make sense

 

[The Hardest R]

I’m sure this will help with recovery
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What in the absolute fuck. She must’ve found a new cakejohn.

 

[OttoWest]

I’m sure this will help with recovery
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That is the fattest thing I’ve seen in a long time. A standing monthly order shipping fucking PINTS OF JENI’S ICE CREAM to your home. Nothing fatter than that.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The fact that she has to heft one giant leg up on to the soap holder because she is too wide to sit normally in a full-sized bathtub is fucking hilarious to me.
All it would take would be a slip of the foot or that soap thing to give way and she would have kicked that kid in the head - hard.
Mother of the year.

 

[Clotso Coof]

A standing monthly order shipping fucking PINTS OF JENI’S ICE CREAM

The monthly "pint club" from Jeni's (on the website) is four pints. She has six, so this is probably a secondary order plus the regular monthly club.

I bet she's not just getting a monthly order, but actually several orders each month. That would explain why she has six pints instead of the standard four. [The annual membership, 4 pints each month, is 759 bucks. Shorter memberships are more expensive per month]

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Speaking of emotional incest

what in the fucking fuck

 

[cactus]

Oh God, that bathtub picture always takes me back. And that fucking leg lmao

The monthly "pint club" from Jeni's (on the website) is four pints. She has six, so this is probably a secondary order plus the regular monthly club.

The best part is you can tell which ones she tacked on.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Oh God, that bathtub picture always takes me back. And that fucking leg lmao

Just giving the kiddo a “Where did I come from” lesson.