Pitbull "Oreo" shoots owner

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Oh, oh, Oreo. That’s the name of a dog blamed for shooting its owner early Monday morning in Frayser. While the pup may not be facing any charges, it’s certainly in the doghouse.

The owner wouldn’t talk on camera, but he and his girlfriend, who did talk to FOX13 on the condition we not identify them, said they were freaking out. But now it is something they can laugh about.

It was a ruff day for that owner after his pit bull, Oreo, shot him. Police said the man was lying in bed with his girlfriend around 4 a.m. The pair were asleep, with a gun in the bed, when Oreo jumped up and joined them. The dog's paw got caught in the trigger, and the gun went off, firing off a bullet that grazed the man's thigh.


“The dog is a playful dog, and he likes to jump around and stuff like that, and it just went off,” the girlfriend told FOX13.

“So, the dog jumped on the bed. Did that wake you up, or did the gunshot wake you up?" asked FOX13's Dominique Dillion.


"The gunshot," the girlfriend said while laughing. "Yeah, a combination of the two."

The couple told FOX13 that they will be paw-sitive to leave the safety on any guns in their home moving forward. It’s an incident that’s yet another reminder of the danger of guns not stored properly.

"Keep the safety on or use a trigger lock,” the girlfriend said.

Police said officers classified this as an accidental injury report. The man who was shot will be OK.

https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/man-shot-by-dog-in-frayser-police-say/article_87c5ad76-fdb3-11ef-842e-073ff59d8916.html

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[Chongqing]

Did AI write this?

Yes.

 

[kcbbq]

Now they're learning to use guns?

I don't foam at the mouth over pit bulls like some people, but if they're now arming themselves I might have to start.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

What kind of idiot sleeps with a loaded gun in the bed?

The kind that owns a shitbull that shoots people.

Or really, just the kind that owns a shitbull.

 

[Calandrino]

The kind that owns a shitbull that shoots people.

Or really, just the kind that owns a shitbull.

Makes sense to me. If I had a pitbull, I'd sleep with a loaded gun too.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Uh, these people were sleeping with a gun just in their bed not under it? Honestly sounds like they were asking for it.

what, you don't sleep with a loaded shotgun's barrel right next to your head? what if somebody tries to break in and steal your pitbull?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

The man who was shot will be OK.

Too bad.

"No more treats, huh?" *racks shotgun*

Anyone raised in a chaotic and violent environment.

I've met people from Appalachia who keep weapons all over the place.

One of my cousins has more guns hidden in his house than John Wick. He's got them under tables, under furniture, hanging on the walls, under his pillow. But his children are grown and out of the house. I asked him why. Because of the NWO and their foreign mercenaries, of course. When you think you're safe, that's when the black helicopters show up. He had a NDE (Almost drowned while ice fishing) and came back pretty strange. We're pretty sure he has brain damage. But he lives in the middle of nowhere and isn't hurting anyone, at least not yet.

 

[Shroom King]

Sounds more like a domestic violence incident coverup. I'm sure this nigger and negress were just sound sleeping at 4AM when the dog decided to go postal.

I wish the dog would have shot the guy in the dick, and have the bullet ricochet and hit the woman in her ovaries. These people shouldn't breed.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

>pitbull
>downtown Memphis
>loaded gun with one in the chamber just laying on the bed
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I wonder what race this man could possibly be. I wonder why the article omitted this information

 

[The Cunting Death]

GINGER, NO!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

 

[Harvey Danger]

"Dog bites man" isn't news, but "dog shoots man" gets a pass.

 

[Calandrino]

I wish the dog would have shot the guy in the dick, and have the bullet ricochet and hit the woman in her ovaries. These people shouldn't breed.

If the pitbull had gone off instead of the gun, they'd have both been ripped limb from limb. At least the gun has a safety. Actually, it must be a pretty chill pit if it didn't get scared from the sound and maul them.

 

[Male Idiot]

Nigger vs Shitbull shootout: Shitbull wins.

Kek. At least they can aim!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I'm sure this nigger and negress were just sound sleeping at 4AM when the dog decided to go postal.

Those are the three types of living beings that can go postal at any time, any hour, for any reason. They all were in danger of each other.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Does it have to get all the way to me before someone posts that they don't believe a single word of this story?

I smell niggers and negligent discharges (or wiggers and domestic violence) and I doubt the dog is involved or at fault.

 

[Super Guido]

"Haha, our dog is a lil scamp - he accidentally discharged a gun while we were all in bed!"

Take your guns more seriously, dumbass. It's not cute, it's stupid.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

What kind of idiot sleeps with a loaded gun in the bed?

It's Memphis at 4 AM, you can never be too unrelaxed.

 

[AllieKat]

Does it have to get all the way to me before someone posts that they don't believe a single word of this story?

I smell niggers and negligent discharges (or wiggers and domestic violence) and I doubt the dog is involved or at fault.

I said it six minutes after OP

Sounds more like a domestic violence incident coverup. I'm sure this nigger and negress were just sound sleeping at 4AM when the dog decided to go postal.

I agree though this story is fake. They probably don't want to appear on camera since one or more has black eyes.

 

[cactus]

I'm just here for the dog puns.

 

[Pure Soap]

It's Memphis at 4 AM, you can never be too unrelaxed.

"RAGEPIGS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be RAGEPIGS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE RAGEPIGS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of sweaty, quadtitted, pill-popping alcoholics at 4 am. "With a gun, you can kill gunted ralphamales" he said to himself, out loud.