Assassin's Creed thread

When has there been a Japanese game where an important western figure gets fucked by a nigger? Name me one
So this is where offended screeching is justified and cultural appropriation becomes a sin. This is where the line is drawn. :story:

Ubisoft should produce more Jogger in Japan trash then.

Don't those two in KC 2 just kiss in bed and the screen goes to black?
No, they are completely naked in KC2. Who knows what gay horros Ubisoft has cut out.
 
That's a good point, wait until people do a bare minimum amount of research and realize real Yasuke wasn't even a samurai
Don't worry, if they won't, somebody will make a youtube video and the cattle will pretend they knew this all along.
So this is where offended screeching is justified and cultural appropriation becomes a sin. This is where the line is drawn. :story:

Ubisoft should produce more Jogger in Japan trash then.
I don't recall anytime a western major historical figure was disrepected by the Japanese. Some alt-history timeline with fantastical elements or them being included in some fantasy JRPG is the worst I can think of.
Meanwhile, you have Ubisoft literally trying to pass off some bipolar daddy's issues ridden woman's BBC fantasy as historically accurate. Not even in the same ballpark.
 
So I am guessing that because we haven't had 50 Pages meming on it..there is nothing worth talking about regarding this game and it's just awful slop?
 
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So I am guessing that because we haven't had 50 Pages meming on it..there is nothing worth talking about regarding this game and it's just awful slop?
Yeah pretty much. Its another ubislop game, its another one. Same boring combat, same annoying parkour where you have to walk around with the interact button held down or every ledge is an invisible wall your character will bounce off.

It won't flop, its been built up for a decade, but it won't be a hit. And none of us really know how well ubislop needs this game to do. But I am loving how ridiculous the yasuke character turned out to be. it made me like the ugly pan faced gook bitch.
 
Yeah pretty much. Its another ubislop game, its another one. Same boring combat, same annoying parkour where you have to walk around with the interact button held down or every ledge is an invisible wall your character will bounce off.

It won't flop, its been built up for a decade, but it won't be a hit. And none of us really know how well ubislop needs this game to do. But I am loving how ridiculous the yasuke character turned out to be. it made me like the ugly pan faced gook bitch.
Sadge, I was hoping for Last of us 2 or Star Wars Outlaws tier fun.
 

Looks like the review embargo has lapsed with YouTubers making reviews on it now.

"Playing it safe" with AC: Shadows has to be the least of its issues. If AC: Shadows did not promote Yasuke like it did, I feel it would've been rightfully compared as a Ghost of Tsushima ripoff and be forgotten about without its backlash.
 
I'm pretty sure a lot of people complained about the unkillable black muslim character that spent its time gloating about how white barbarians don't season they food in kcd2.
Yet, many who are rightfully shitting on AC Shadows, guntguarded kcd2’s pozzery.

Yeah pretty much. Its another ubislop game, its another one. Same boring combat, same annoying parkour where you have to walk around with the interact button held down or every ledge is an invisible wall your character will bounce off.

It won't flop, its been built up for a decade, but it won't be a hit. And none of us really know how well ubislop needs this game to do. But I am loving how ridiculous the yasuke character turned out to be. it made me like the ugly pan faced gook bitch.
While it’s not a concord level failure, it definitely looks to be massively underperforming expectations (e.g., atm having lower peak numbers than other subpar titles like DA Veilgaurd). Were ubislop in a better financial position, they could live with breaking even or a small loss/gain but given their continued string of failures this is likely the end of the company as we know it (the most likely scenario being it gets bought out by Tencent). Good riddance to these nigger loving frenchies, I unironically think the dogeaters will put out better games with their IPs at this point.
 
While it’s not a concord level failure, it definitely looks to be massively underperforming expectations (e.g., atm having lower peak numbers than other subpar titles like DA Veilgaurd). Were ubislop in a better financial position, they could live with breaking even or a small loss/gain but given their continued string of failures this is likely the end of the company as we know it (the most likely scenario being it gets bought out by Tencent). Good riddance to these nigger loving frenchies, I unironically think the dogeaters will put out better games with their IPs at this point.
Thats a fair point but until the layoffs happen we really don't know how deep the under-performing is. The game is on gamepass and whatever unislops proprietary horseshit is called so there are multiple layers of obfuscation taking place, and that is to not mention the social media die-hards who will run defense for the game, and the sales pumping theory that is going around that ubisoft is botting their games. And by the point that the layoffs happening, everyone will have moved on, and it will be blamed on ~harassment~ campaigns.

So sadly the milk is going to be pretty dry on this game except the ridiculous yatsuke character, which deserves ridicule. Even Naoe seems to have been modified to be significantly less ugly than the manjawed rock chewing tranny she started off looking like.
 
Hasan's advertisement could barely be classified as an advertisement. "I'm playing this game. Here's how to play it." Not even a "been super excited to try out this game" or a "can't wait to show Japan the power of the BBC." Just a boring "I'm <consuming product>. Follow this link to also <consume product>."
And the sickening part is he probably got tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this.
 
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Thats a fair point but until the layoffs happen we really don't know how deep the under-performing is. The game is on gamepass and whatever unislops proprietary horseshit is called so there are multiple layers of obfuscation taking place, and that is to not mention the social media die-hards who will run defense for the game, and the sales pumping theory that is going around that ubisoft is botting their games. And by the point that the layoffs happening, everyone will have moved on, and it will be blamed on ~harassment~ campaigns.
We might seem some effects earlier than normal. Remember, this has been touted as Ubisoft's last chance to keep itself as an independent game company. If it flops, Tencent is going to be able to go ahead with its takeover. They also delayed the game a lot, seemingly trying to fix some of the more outrageous shit, but still seemed to not remove some of the more egregious stuff (that could be removed within reason), and pissed off the Japanese government to the point they spoke out about it on its opening day. I don't know what the timetable of them making a positive ROI is before Tencent starts making moves, but it's probably not that much time, and a story like "Tencent acquires Ubisoft" will resurrect the attention span for this particular game, since it will be pointed at as the one that killed Ubisoft.

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It's 2025 and people are still feeding the fucking trolls. This dude is 37 years old and plays video games for a living, and he doesn't realize that calling out people in chat for this shit is just going to bring more people in to fuck with you? And it's not like "oh man, more views more money," these people will drive off your existing fanbase while they're there, so you usually don't see an actual upshoot in income for this kind of shit.
Just ignore it and more on. Don't be a sperg and feed the fucking trolls. Just ignore them and have your mods silently ban them.
 
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Wow. This guy has a ton of sand in his orifices. What a whiny bitch.

For the past 15 years the woke have done nothing but complain about everything. And beyond that, infiltrate Studios and cause the destruction of entire brands, franchises, and companies. But God forbid anyone offers even the slightest push back to this Cultural Marxist propaganda.
 
Who is this game for? Like really, who is it meant to appeal to?

-asians won't like it cus its got a black guy in feudal japan
-blacks won't like it cus the black guy is gay
-normal white people won't like it cus it just looks shit
-mexicans won't like it cus it has a gay black guy in it

All that is left is gay white people...

Good luck Ubisoft!
 
Wow. This guy has a ton of sand in his orifices. What a whiny bitch.

For the past 15 years the woke have done nothing but complain about everything. And beyond that, infiltrate Studios and cause the destruction of entire brands, franchises, and companies. But God forbid anyone offers even the slightest push back to this Cultural Marxist propaganda.
They know their time is up and they're lashing out like cornered animals. Good riddance. Hope they #Learn2PutFriesInTheBag because that's the only fate that they deserve.
 
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