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Fightncowboy is a faggot soy. I've seen him get mad before and say his chat is no place for "racists and misogynists" and other gayshit like that.
 
Rebel Wilson said:
Thats a fair point but until the layoffs happen we really don't know how deep the under-performing is. The game is on gamepass and whatever unislops proprietary horseshit is called so there are multiple layers of obfuscation taking place, and that is to not mention the social media die-hards who will run defense for the game, and the sales pumping theory that is going around that ubisoft is botting their games. And by the point that the layoffs happening, everyone will have moved on, and it will be blamed on ~harassment~ campaigns.
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We might seem some effects earlier than normal. Remember, this has been touted as Ubisoft's last chance to keep itself as an independent game company. If it flops, Tencent is going to be able to go ahead with its takeover. They also delayed the game a lot, seemingly trying to fix some of the more outrageous shit, but still seemed to not remove some of the more egregious stuff (that could be removed within reason), and pissed off the Japanese government to the point they spoke out about it on its opening day. I don't know what the timetable of them making a positive ROI is before Tencent starts making moves, but it's probably not that much time, and a story like "Tencent acquires Ubisoft" will resurrect the attention span for this particular game, since it will be pointed at as the one that killed Ubisoft.

Frosted Snowflakes said:
Fightincowboy being praised by leftists, DEI cuckolds, wokies, shills, liberal activists, and clickbait journalists for being a "good male ally" defending Assassin's Creed Shadows. Everyone's honest criticism = Worthless
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It's 2025 and people are still feeding the fucking trolls. This dude is 37 years old and plays video games for a living, and he doesn't realize that calling out people in chat for this shit is just going to bring more people in to fuck with you? And it's not like "oh man, more views more money," these people will drive off your existing fanbase while they're there, so you usually don't see an actual upshoot in income for this kind of shit.
Just ignore it and more on. Don't be a sperg and feed the fucking trolls. Just ignore them and have your mods silently ban them.
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
Fightincowboy being praised by leftists, DEI cuckolds, wokies, shills, liberal activists, and clickbait journalists for being a "good male ally" defending Assassin's Creed Shadows. Everyone's honest criticism = Worthless
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Wow. This guy has a ton of sand in his orifices. What a whiny bitch.

For the past 15 years the woke have done nothing but complain about everything. And beyond that, infiltrate Studios and cause the destruction of entire brands, franchises, and companies. But God forbid anyone offers even the slightest push back to this Cultural Marxist propaganda.
 
Who is this game for? Like really, who is it meant to appeal to?

-asians won't like it cus its got a black guy in feudal japan
-blacks won't like it cus the black guy is gay
-normal white people won't like it cus it just looks shit
-mexicans won't like it cus it has a gay black guy in it

All that is left is gay white people...

Good luck Ubisoft!
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
Wow. This guy has a ton of sand in his orifices. What a whiny bitch.

For the past 15 years the woke have done nothing but complain about everything. And beyond that, infiltrate Studios and cause the destruction of entire brands, franchises, and companies. But God forbid anyone offers even the slightest push back to this Cultural Marxist propaganda.
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They know their time is up and they're lashing out like cornered animals. Good riddance. Hope they #Learn2PutFriesInTheBag because that's the only fate that they deserve.
 
So, now that most of the world's population is awake, it looks like Shadows has capped out at ~41k which is closer to what I expected.
That said: still fucking pathetic for a AAA game with this much marketing behind it.
The fact this game can't crack past the all time peak of fucking Balatro is wild to me.
 
The Cheese Aisle said:
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. i stopped paying attention to this game a long time ago but got reminded it exists today because acquaintances are playing it- they made the black guy gay too?! hahahahaha
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One of their main consultants was a fujoshi who wrote books about priests fucking underage boys, combine that with Lockley who wrote the entire Yasuke fanfic pretending it was legit to begin with, and you end up with a gay black dude in Japan doing kool-aid man charges through walls as a samurai booty warrior.
 
p1138 said:
One of their main consultants was a fujoshi who wrote books about priests fucking underage boys, combine that with Lockley who wrote the entire Yasuke fanfic pretending it was legit to begin with, and you end up with a gay black dude in Japan doing kool-aid man charges through walls as a samurai booty warrior.
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He comes for da boteeeeee
 
Reminder who wrote Assassin's Creed Shadows, before she... purged and hacked?
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And Ubisoft is still hunting any streamer, including vtubers.
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Fightincowboy being praised by leftists, DEI cuckolds, wokies, shills, liberal activists, and clickbait journalists for being a "good male ally" defending Assassin's Creed Shadows. Everyone's honest criticism = Worthless
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His impromptu rant reveals quite a bit tho. Seems like his audience is sick of bullshit representation nonsense in games and all he does is tell them to fuck off. That's the recipe for audience retention, works like a charm.
Someone is going to end up working for the V.A. again !
 
I'd be curious to see how much of AC:S's potential playerbase have gone with that new Koei game by Ninja Theory.

I only played it very briefly, it ran like absolute dogshit like all KT pc ports do at launch, but it almost looks like it may have purposely been made to eat Shadows's lunch: two playable and customizable characters, a lot of systems adapted from the NIOH games which have a cult following, and otherwise generally muscling in on GhoTsu and AC's gameplay with more interesting combat.

Can't do the numbers comparisons right this minute, though.
 
So nobody is even interested in watching this game flop? What we know now is enough? LMFAO
At this rate, KCD2 will sell better and have better retention.
 
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