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At least he has solved the mystery of so many suicides in men.
Turns out it wasn't crippling depression, or absolute despair at losing fortunes, families and so on.
It was that they couldn't get fake tits.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Turns out it wasn't crippling depression, or absolute despair at losing fortunes, families and so on.
It was that they couldn't get fake tits.
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If by other crap you mean candy, he’s going to get the semaglutide variant of diabetic neuropathy and go blind in one of his eyes
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38958939/unctuous mouthfeel
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I just woke up so I feel like I must have misread these tweets. We know you guys date each other. There's no one else who will do it. And it doesn't make you straight with extra steps, it would I suppose make you gay with extra steps except I think of gay people as having cool style and working genitalia. I think of transbians as being tragically sad
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Is it the lack of Cooper's ligaments, the fact that he sits around topless and slouching most of the time, or the fact that the implants are much too large that has resulted in such rapid droop? Where will they be in another year, tucked into his sweatpants?
ETA: you cant be serious
for fucks sake
ETA: you cant be serious
for fucks sake
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He is so unpleasant looking. Somehow worse than even the average troon. I get ill whenever I remember his existence.
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Without any context, I would immediately recognize those as men's legs. It's crazy how easy it is to recognize trannies for the men they are.
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Kinda looks like he's sleeping in the basement
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He is probably avoiding sunlight.
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Worst was, he was seething and pseudo suicide baiting when his doctor refused to give him the size he actually wanted, which was something disgustingly comical.
He wanted like triple F cups and when his Medicare would only cover D cups he was tweeting how the medical system is fucked up, doctors don’t care about him and how D cups were way smaller than what he envisioned.
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It's incredibly intellectually dishonest to frame the IDW arcees as the same thing as the og marvel comics arcee. In the g1 cartoon she's just a transformer that exists but in the marvel comics it's weirder, but not a "lesbian and trans" thing. Easy search up brings up the actual origin of marvel acree.
Shit's funny, too.
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Not a single troon knows how cup sizes work.
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Don't implants need replacing every decade or so because the skin around them calcifies?
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Not only is that a Future Kevin problem, it's widely optimistic thinking he'll have to worry about it in a decade.
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More so that the material can degrade, but yeah around 10 years.
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Omg the stuffed alpaca under the bed…
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Most likely all of the above. In that thread where the troons were talking about whether they like bras, they kept mentioning that they look hot in a bra, but not the main reason many women wear bras every day. Do troons understand that the primary function of a bra is to support and contain one’s boobs?
Anyways, while I was catching up in the thread I read Kevin’s fetish story and since he recommends reading the original “Human Domestication Guide” (https://archiveofourown.org/works/45190954?view_full_work=true) first in order to better understanding the setting, I did so.
First of all, the tags (particularly the last two) had me cackling:
Honestly, if this story was meant as psychological horror I would kind of like it. The dialogue is pretty bad but the setting is presented well. The weirdest thing is that there’s no actual sex, they just do the plant version of getting handsy a lot. The protagonist, Elvira, being trans only comes up as a brief aside about choosing her name. Elvira desperately holding onto her resistance in the face of an creature so dominant and powerful that she is physically helpless, all while being constantly, forcibly, drugged into oblivion, evoked a sort of deep panic in me. Her feelings of betrayal when she realizes that her lover and fellow rebel has already submitted to the aliens was also a high point of the story. There’s this part when Elvira (while blacking out from the latest shot of tranquilizers) cries out that she is going to get her and Mara out of this even though Mara has already clearly had her will broken and lost all desire to resist. The whole thing would be quite poignant if this story had ended with a murder suicide. If anyone knows a good sci-fi story in a similar vein but without the troon fetish shit lmk.
I find the idea that Kevin and these other troons get off on this truly disgusting. I am getting physically nauseous just thinking about it. This is not erotica about sex, it’s erotica about being mind-raped (arguably also physically raped) by aliens. The humans in these stories are straight up abused into submission with a combination of physical force, humiliation, and an array of drugs that control one’s body, desires, and emotions. Here’s an excerpt, complete with a visual representation of how I felt before and after reading it:
My review of Kevin’s dream story is that it sucks. The narrative is confusing, the characters are lame, what little drama there is falls flat every time. I’m trying to think of something specific to comment on but nothing made much of an impression on me. Also, very little is explained well (whether directly or indirectly). There are so many bland characters that I keep mixing up who is who and it doesn’t help that there is an Audrey and an Ashley.
The dream and hivemind elements should be different stories, they don’t work together at all. Then again, the hivemind parts suck ass so it wouldn’t make a good stand-alone story, at least not the way he does it. It’s like he took everything that was awful about the stories he read and left the good and interesting bits behind. Also, he wants to do a “there’s a spy” thing but that only works if either there is some element of mystery or you’re following one character who is the spy/mole. In this case, practically everyone becomes compromised and the readers know all about it. We also know the crew was doomed from the start because their enemy is absurdly powerful. All of this serves to eradicate every shred of suspense and intrigue from the story.
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A quick Kevin update.
He has anxiety, trauma, and ptsd.
No wonder, since everything is falling apart.
Times are scary.
But at least there's weed.
And stuffed animals!
Gender.
Ash Coyote had an operation.
He doesn't specify what it was.
The news is "sickening and terrifying."
Worse, Kevin discovers someone he doesn't know is blocking him.
This sends him spiraling.
No wonder, since everything is falling apart.
Times are scary.
But at least there's weed.
And stuffed animals!
Gender.
Ash Coyote had an operation.
He doesn't specify what it was.
The news is "sickening and terrifying."
Worse, Kevin discovers someone he doesn't know is blocking him.
This sends him spiraling.
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His use of "goddess" in place of the typical "God" is easily one of his most irritating habits. It's so masturbatory.
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From what? Total alpaca death?
LMAO he is such a prisoner to the idea he has to please a whole group of people who are like him he's stuck spiraling like this. Embarrassing.Worse, Kevin discovers someone he doesn't know is blocking him.
This sends him spiraling.
