Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

The Judean People's Front said:
Whoops, down another Cuck

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Jesus, how can Jackson ever get a job when he's Becky's Full-Time caregiver.

Probably won't last. She and SAD break up every other damn day, but still funny.

The Cucks seem to have started to get wise to the whole weaponized suicidality thing. Good, because that's SO hard to live with or even be around casually. If the Cucks weren't depressive and head fucked before, they would be after dealing with someone they ostensibly love constantly threatening to off herself because her life is soooooo hard.
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This is way too contrived to be a real break-up. This is the usual "I did something for attention and got less than I wanted, so now I'll go get asspats from the retards on social media" routine.
 
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Wargarbl said:
This is way too contrived to be a real break-up. This is the usual "I did something for attention and got less than I wanted, so now I'll go get asspats from the retards on social media" routine.
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I am willing to get my life savings that what actually happenedis something like Becky said she'd kill herself if SAD didn't convert to Judaism and propose to her right now and he said "Uh, I'm not sure we should be together if you feel this way."
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Whoops, down another Cuck

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Jesus, how can Jackson ever get a job when he's Becky's Full-Time caregiver.

Probably won't last. She and SAD break up every other damn day, but still funny.

The Cucks seem to have started to get wise to the whole weaponized suicidality thing. Good, because that's SO hard to live with or even be around casually. If the Cucks weren't depressive and head fucked before, they would be after dealing with someone they ostensibly love constantly threatening to off herself because her life is soooooo hard.
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Her first post makes me think that the actual timeline of events was the boyfriend dumped her and then didn't change his mind when she threatened suicide.
She IS the master of retconning everything ever, so who knows. What I know for sure is that her relentless thirst for online sympathy and asspats has always been very humorously pathetic.
 
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Sam probably realized that the only future this relationshiphas is either him getting out now, or her throwing him away like an old toy she doesn't play with any more. Hope he manages to stay out, for his sake.

I wonder if the suicide threat was more like "you want to break up with meeee? I'll kill myself!" or "you won't let me go to sex parties with my new Asian boyfriend who likes bareback gangbangs? I'll kill myself!"
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
It's a shame, too. I'm not Jewish in the slightest, but building a Sukkah always sounded so fun. Total harkening back to my days building forts in the yard out of old sticks and branches and stuff. What a boring Jew*.

*Not a Jew
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It’s honestly really fun. If you have kids you can make construction paper garlands or decorate with fake fruit/vegetables (or real ones. Gourds!). Or put up fairy lights. You can have a sleepover in it if the weather is nice, and in Southern California, it usually is. You have friends over for dinner. You shake a weird palm frond bundle and a very expensive special lemon. Becky is really wasting an opportunity to have an enriching experience with her kid. But then again, when *doesn’t* she miss an enriching opportunity with her kid?
 
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Department of Education shut down, Becky most affected.

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Meanwhile, back in reality...

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Law said:
She needs more funny online housemates so this can become the spiritual sequel to The Tranch. The fetlife randos don't do much of anything besides look gross and sad.
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The problem is, the Tranch killed non-sentient animals. Hannah may or may not be considered sentient, but it would be a genuine tragedy if Becky let Hannah die of neglect or abuse. And she's by far the most likely victim if Becky descends (further) into madness. I don't think she has the guts to physically attack a grown man, even ones as weak (physically and spiritually) as the Cucks and sad-sack Sam.
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
How dare a guy she knows for less than year REFUSES to give in to her demands to be on the hook financially for 18 years! THE UNMITIGATED GALL!

As usual, Becky only thinks about how SHE is inconvenienced, never about how OTHERS are affected by her getting knocked up again. She is the center of her own universe, and anyone within her gravitational pull gets crushed to death.
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She's the only real person, everyone else is just a bit player in the movie that is Becky's life.
 
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repentance said:
It's even more pathetic that she gets that online sympathy and asspats, even if it's not sincere.
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What gets me is that no one spots how obviously fake it is. So she was genuinely suicidal, had decided that neither her baby nor her husband nor Cuck 3 was worth living for - that’s an incredible low to reach. And then Cuck 3 dumps her, and her first instinct is to make sarcastic posts on social media? A miraculous recovery!

God, what a vile sow. I hope Samdruff has dumped her for real this time, but I won’t believe it until she goes into full meltdown.
 
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Temperance said:
Full-time parent, btw... :lol:
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Went and "scened" at a sex club on the weekend, then took a "personal day" off today to get high & play video games.
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She's smoking in the same room as a bunch of toys and play structures.

Good parents who smoke with kids have a designated spot. Garage, shed, outside, office. Not for Becky. She smokes with Hannah in the same room, and gets smoke on all the surfaces and toys she will be touching and putting in her mouth.
 
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The Rabbit Holes said:
Good parents who smoke with kids have a designated spot. Garage, shed, outside, office. Not for Becky. She smokes with Hannah in the same room, and gets smoke on all the surfaces and toys she will be touching and putting in her mouth.
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The horrid cunt probably blows weed smoke in her face and laughs.
 
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