Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
A new missive from the Balldo Bunker:
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And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:
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The 'soon-ing' intensifies!

Messages from chat:

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I still cannot comprehend seeing a married man type out how amazing another woman is. Publicly. Without retribution.

“life throws you surprise pitches” No the fuck it doesn’t if you invite it in, which is exactly what you did, Nick. What a spindly worm.

When you have shit pitched at you, you bat back, no matter what the temptation is. But with Nick’s arms, I guess picking up a bat is an impossibility. Nice to see him finally start to come clean as an atheist, though.
 
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This is quite possibly the most legitimately threatening picture the Nitrous Skellington has posted.

It's like he's telling you, watch my streams, believe my lies, praise me and adore me, or else you get the wood shavings and soy sauce bowl.
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My brother in Christ, I don't know if those are onions or what exactly you tossed in that plate but either it's completely carbonized or it came from a laboratory in Wuhan

Rice looks overcooked too, grains breaking and slimy in places, you dishonor @AltisticRight 's ancestors.
 
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"April was an unexpected and amazing part of my life for a bit. It's kinda fucked me up, tbh. I wasn't ready for anything like that at all."

The gold digger/fame whore who entered a family with 5 kids to do drugs and fuck like monkeys. What a pitiful thing to say. If he didn't have kids I would swear this guy was still a virgin. Little whiff of non-wife pussy and he goes full degenerate. Pathetic.
 
We have moved from Soon™ to Very Soon™. Now, you might think this means we're quite close to another stream given what 'very soon' means to anyone with a half-functioning brain, however if you check the Balldosian Chart you will see we are far from reaching critical levels of streaming potential:

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Now I'm no Nostradamus, but I predict at this velocity, we will see a stream within the next month, likely once his plea deal is sorted or close to it.
 
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Translation: April, don’t get mad at me and spill all my dirty secrets. You weren’t technically a mistake, I just chose not to make our adultery a “successful” long term situation.
Live by the clout chasing cokeslut, die by the clout chasing cokeslut.
 
We have moved from Soon™ to Very Soon™. Now, you might think this means we're quite close to another stream, given what 'very soon' means to anyone with a half-functioning brain, however if you check the Balldosian Chart you will see we are far from reaching critical levels of streaming potential:
Not to mention he still going to wait sentencing so "very soon" means at least 2 weeks once again proving Nick is a black (former) lawyer.
 
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