Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
1. The skelly freak sadistically sliced and bashed two raccoons with just a knife and a hammer, he locked them in some storage room with him. You might think it's easier to just open the fucking door, that's because you ordered too much from a Denny's.
2. The skelly freak waterboarded skunks, drowning them to death. He wanted to catch a "large wild cat that's been stealing his cat food to domesticate". An idea that sounds both utterly ridiculous and retarded. "Why don't you keep cat food inside" said you the Scandinavian incel prude, nobody tells Nicholas Rekieta what to do with HIS FOOD.
3. The skelly freak annihilated a family of baby coons and bragged about it. "They fell on bullets".

It appears that he derives more than just sadistic pleasure from these killings. He brags about it to make him look and sound tough while he probably gets sexual gratification from the slaughter.
The bizarre thing about the skunk is that he made it sound like killing it was the only option because he had to drive to Texas that day (I think that was where) but I don't see any reason other than psychopathy that he couldn't have released it elsewhere on his way out of town or had animal control remove it or something. He describes initially failing to drown it properly so he clearly expended plenty of effort on watching it die. Lunatic.
 
The bizarre thing about the skunk is that he made it sound like killing it was the only option because he had to drive to Texas that day (I think that was where) but I don't see any reason other than psychopathy that he couldn't have released it elsewhere on his way out of town or had animal control remove it or something. He describes initially failing to drown it properly so he clearly expended plenty of effort on watching it die. Lunatic.
His cope was "I can't just shoot it because it smells", the excuse of a psychotic freak that gets arousal from killing animals. It's a damn skunk caught in a cage, a creature with an eyesight of about 3 metres. Flip the cage door open while it's covered with a blanket and he'd save half an hour trying to repeatedly drown the poor thing.
It was such a whiney faggoty pathetic excuse to needlessly kill something that isn't even a pest.
Who tries to domesticate a wild fucking cat? A complete fool. The entire exchange was infuriating to listen to. If he was honest and said killing these critters turned him on like the sight of Aaron Imholte's penis, then I can at least give him credit for being honest.
 
I don't think so, I know Nick says stuff like, "I wish her the best life ever" in the pedophiles chat so that seems to imply that she's fucked off.
April was served in Aaron's case at what is assumed to be the address of her parents.

If it weren't for the 'don't touch the cow' rules, I feel like the Internet should be able to put a bounty on getting proof of life pics. I can even develop a defense: People go missing every day! Human trafficking! We deserve to know that people are alive and well, dammit! It's for the social good! (Mostly it would save me the bi-weekly "effort" of googling the Litchfield FB page and the various central MN Reddit and IG pages looking for a pic of April.)

It would be very funny if she's living her best coked-up, whore life in St. Petersberg and explains why Bob and Celeste keep fucking off to Hawaii and Amsterdam.

ETA: Iceland now.
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Nick bragged about snuffing racoons.
Failed to drown it once, drowned it a second time to make it stick.
That was the skunk. He boasted about beating a raccoon to death with a hammer.
1. The skelly freak sadistically sliced and bashed two raccoons with just a knife and a hammer, he locked them in some storage room with him. You might think it's easier to just open the fucking door, that's because you ordered too much from a Denny's.
I don't even believe that fucking weakling did that. Raccoons are vicious when cornered. It would have ripped him to shreds. I've seen pretty huge dogs after they tangled with a raccoon. It wasn't pretty. I just think it's WEIRD and FUNNAY that he thinks sadistically torturing animals to death is somehow badass enough to lie about it.
Yeah thats pretty insane to me, Minnesota's Court System is a joke just toss deals at people when they don't want to do their jobs.
They shouldn't have even prosecuted that bullshit case in the first place. "Doing their jobs" would have involved never filing it at all or just having the decency to drop it once they realized what a stinking turd they'd stepped on. But as face saving deals go, it was pretty okay (or will be when/if it shows up on MCRO).
I mean, if you are going to overcook it, it better be the standard stuff. Or if you going to eat it raw, like a beef tartar. Uncooked Wagyu fat is unbearable.
Never mind wagyu is just completely inappropriate for stroganoff. With a heavy cream sauce it's already plenty fatty, it does not need meat full of interstitial fat. This is the perfect job for USDA Choice chuck, not even Prime. Even plebbing out and doing it with hamburger makes more sense than wagyu, even wagyu chuck.
 
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Damn cops keep sneaking into the house to rub cocaine in his child's hair.
Or last November where he talked himself into a corner with his junkie lies, leaving the only conclusion being his daughter's hair was
Damn, guess my brain was trying to forget the particulars since I abhor violence against animals.
I wish Lord Balldo a Million Dollars.

If it's any conciliation, he was almost certainly lying, Nick's too much of a pussy to get his hands dirty like that. Probably called his dad or a pest control company.
 
I must correct my previous statement, April was not served at the address of her parents. She came into the Sherriff's office in Litchfield, which is close to were it is assumed her parents live.

This fucking case chaos is driving me insane.
It was Nick and Kayla who had papers delivered at another address at some point.
 
I must correct my previous statement, April was not served at the address of her parents. She came into the Sherriff's office in Litchfield, which is close to were it is assumed her parents live.

This fucking case chaos is driving me insane.
It was Nick and Kayla who had papers delivered at another address at some point.

She was served at the sheriffs office as per the document. But the same document mentioned 326 north ramsey avenue Litchfield which appeared to be the address of her parents.
 
Her clip made me remember that Aaron also theorized that the Rekietas may have hired a PR firm. Now that's a serious stretch.
It’s not a completely deranged theory. The Rekietas are a wealthy family, and spend a lot of money on good causes, including IIRC having a hospital wing named after them.
So they’ve got to have some interest in maintaining their good, and very unique name.

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That’s the TOP result if you search “Rekieta” completely from fresh.

That *sucks* for them.
 
Either way, her showing up at the Sherriff's is definitive proof of life for those concerned.
I'm sure she's fine-ish. Hopefully not behind a dumpster...

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... in Litchfield being supplied by the rather active drug suppliers in that community...
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Or maybe it doesn't matter. It's not like she offered much to humanity. (Btw, this is a shitpost bc I'm bored.)
 
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