🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 42 44.2%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.3%

  • Total voters
    95
An hour and a half later, no donos, still $162/$250 lmfao

Now he's coping about the cooking stream because a viewer asked: "look I have to kitchen setup but can't do it now, oh actually I need gas because in Mexico, oh actually I could just go to a food truck and have them cook something for me" Jesus all that to say "I'm not ready"

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@Spectre_06 That's a fucking take if I ever heard one
I...uh...

Apparently this nigger heard Galaxy Gas cures pockmarks.

Spictree, if you really are a rape baby like your thread says, my condolences on your mom's rectum.
 
Another aborted retort :story:
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If only Ralph wasn't so tired, he would be appreciating the arts and strolling the gorgeous beaches of the Yucatan... Sadly, he needs to stay inside and watch WWE all day (:_(
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Museums he says? Wonder if they have a WWE styled on down there...
or a fag museum... you know, for fags
I mean Mexico probably does have wrestling museums, but it’d be for lucha libre type wrestling that Ralph has no interest in nor would he be able to understand since gringo Ralph can’t even speak the language of the country he lives in. Sad!
 
Ralph co-signs snitching to the government for tax evasion:
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Ralph is asked politely to stop beating and spreading AIDS to innocent women, Ralph responds:
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Ralph rips off John Cenas latest fabe-turn-blade-smoke-job with his own Me Vs. You promowww:
"And I remember whores, who I used to literally let carry my bags across the great country of America while I was fucking making history! wish shtop da steal, covering it from coast to coast-- bitches couldn't get off my dick! Swarrrn loyalty to me until da day dey fucking died, in front of god, in front of everybody and you know what? dey stabbed me in the fucking back, so you know who i'm loyal too? Me, mother fucker. Ethan. Fucking. Ralph. Das who i'm loyal too-- doing new shit other people wouldn't dare to do-- I can't wait to team up with DSP, I ENVY HIS HATRED IIIII WANT WHAT HE HASSS! I WANT DA HATE DAT HE HASSS; FUCK ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKERS, FUCK ALL DESE DIRTY WHORES WHO SOLD ME OUT, AND FUCK EVERYBODY WHO EVER DOUBTED THE RALPHA FUCKING MALE!" (0:50):
phlegm from screaming drools onto the bottom of Ralphs lip:
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Ralph almost breaks out of the Matrix with pure-hatred alone:
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more phlegm forming and about to fly out of Ralphs mouth at 1:11
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Ralph accidentally used the youtube account he uses to stalk women to donate money he doesn't have to DSP:
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This was actually kino as fuck. I didn’t think he still had it in him, I wonder if he’s drunk.

As soon as he was out of rehab he was already like pseudo dating/seeing someone. People assume this was like a fucking junkie from the rehab, but I don’t know if they put men and women in the same rehab facilities together for inpatient treatment. It’s more likely that he was going to like some bars or hotels whatever and just meeting women that way.
Where is this coming from?
 
2) As soon as he was out of rehab he was already like pseudo dating/seeing someone. People assume this was like a fucking junkie from the rehab, but I don’t know if they put men and women in the same rehab facilities together for inpatient treatment. It’s more likely that he was going to like some bars or hotels whatever and just meeting women that way.
I don't think backpage escorts care if someone just got out of rehab.
 
Where is this coming from?
He was dropping hints about ā€˜this woman I’ve been talking to’ like he does whenever some female is polite to him because he’s that desperate. That abruptly stopped when (I assume) the female politely informed him she was not interested and to please leave her alone. (remember the physiotherapist he was mooning and fantasizing about for weeks? that ended the same way.) And both corresponded with the poor rejected piggy going on an alcohol/pill bender, if I recall correctly, because he’s a little BPD bitch and can’t handle rejection.
 
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