DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is Phil still pretending he isn't a lolcow? He's running out of notable ones he hasn't worked with, and like nobody else.

 

[neger psykolog]

Having a racist pedo on his show. What could go wrong? RIP DSPgaming

After the inevitable fallout he is gonna do a remaster of "top 10 racist DSPgaming moments" except this time it will be called "top 84 racist DSPgaming moments" and I hear they're in talks with Derish to do the narration and to have Hans Zimmer compose and original soundtrack for it.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Holy shit Phil's wrestling reviews are like his food reviews
"The acting was awful"
"They did this backstage, right"
"They aren't talented"
"I don't care, just beat the shit out of each other"

 

[neger psykolog]

Is Phil still pretending he isn't a lolcow? He's running out of notable ones he hasn't worked with, and like nobody else.

The DSP cinematic extended universe is expanding at an unprecedented scale.
I hope someone does an updated picture of all the DSP halloween costumes, Leanna, Khet, Derish and the rest of the spergs who have now become a part of it. I know there was one before but I haven't seen it in ages.

Brian O'Halloran needs work

We need to have a resurgence of this thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsp-tries-it-the-movie.57670/post-4888021

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

This isn’t a smart move for a guy with a “business” degree. Lol

Actually it's a degree in finance, word on the street is that he got it from the school of hard begs

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Some other Ralph stuff:

• Sexual assault allegations
• Neglect/abuse of his infant daughter
• Occasional white supremacist
• Full-time misogynist

He’s Cyraxx-level horrorcow. Good luck, Phil.

Edit: Memology 101 gets it.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Now the real question is if next week's show will somehow make it into Botchamania. They clearly know Phil.

 

[neger psykolog]

Some other Ralph stuff:

• Sexual assault allegations
• Neglect/abuse of his infant daughter
• Occasional white supremacist
• Full-time misogynist

He’s Cyraxx-level horrorcow. Good luck, Phil.

@Pepper Jack can we get a poll going for the DSP/Ethan Ralph arc?
Maybe whether he will be sober during the stream (which is happening next week) or how long it will last. There's lots of creative options for something like this!

Just to archive the current poll:

yes we all got felted by DSP because the podcast did actually happen
#teamDSP
#detractorsarefaggots

 

[CannedBacon]

Was it confirmed that the dragon dildo darziak abandoned Phil? Someone also mentioned yesterday that Lex wanted to go on the casino to shit on Phil but I couldn't find any information on that

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Phil's defense for having Ralph on is that all the shit he's done has nothing to do with the show

It's not just the optics, I don't think he realizes Ralph has been banned from youtube thrice because he says nigger and faggot every 10 seconds

 

[thirstymcgee]

Phil's defense for having Ralph on is that all the shit he's done has nothing to do with the show

It's not just the optics, I don't think he realizes Ralph has been banned from youtube thrice because he says nigger and faggot every 10 seconds

I'm new to this ralph guy.

Why is he in Mexico, and does he have a thing with Limp Bizkit?

 

[neger psykolog]

Someone made a fucking search engine for the DM leaks (found it from the thatbeingsaid tweeter account): https://www.snortexchange.com/kino-timeline

 

[Niggernerd]

Phil's defense for having Ralph on is that all the shit he's done has nothing to do with the show

It's not just the optics, I don't think he realizes Ralph has been banned from youtube thrice because he says nigger and faggot every 10 seconds

Ralph is such a fuck up, he got banned off kick every time he'd get unbanned and that was in kicks infancy too

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Was it confirmed that the dragon dildo darziak abandoned Phil? Someone also mentioned yesterday that Lex wanted to go on the casino to shit on Phil but I couldn't find any information on that

Last night Andy wanted her on, but I don't know much beyond that. I want to say the Darziak breakup was on Twitter, ALT covered it on today's restream (search the transcript)

Someone made a fucking search engine for the DM leaks (found it from the thatbeingsaid tweeter account): https://www.snortexchange.com/kino-timeline

I was working on a script to search through the DMs based on the PigPigGo code but I got beaten to it. Damn.

I'm new to this ralph guy.

Why is he in Mexico, and does he have a thing with Limp Bizkit?

To escape child support charges. See below:

Gaymergate sperg, started an anything-goes talkshow called the Killstream, it crashed and burned ca. 2018/2019, then crashed and burned again in 2022. Got addicted to Xanax and alcohol, fled to Mexico, now yells into a tin can on Rumble.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Three possible Goutcomes from this:
A). We get the return of the J Caesar journalist style RalphRetorr who hits Phil with genuinely good interview questions that he has to answer

B). We get the Hollerin Hog Gunt who, after verbally raping Phil, becomes the Pigroach's first actual A-Log that might actually go to his house and fuck with him. One that he can't actually ignore and might be forced to nut up

C). The Resurgence PT. 2 where Ralph buddy trolls DSP, and DSP takes any sleights with le epic 90's kid Sarcasm but mostly hides behind the Gunt for protection. (Think a joey in a mother Kangaroo's pouch). And the only interesting thing will be a music album crossover between Jarbo the Hutt and Meetkat/Liquid Richard

Three parhs as it were. Please please please don't be Path C.

Come to think of it the only reason he's trying to buddy up to Ralph, Mersh, and the rest is because he's scared of PPP. What a bitch.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ethan Ralph × Phillip Burnell. Next Thursday!!! Surely this won't backfire at all!

“I want you all…” *snort* “to welcome my special guest, ralph!”
“Hey Phil, how you’re doing you dumb cock sucking nigger faggot!”

*DSPgaming has been deleted for violations of terms of service*

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Occasional

lol, lmao

Also you forgot the girl he "eloped" to mexico with was a hardcore lolicon who was in a relationship with Digibro (another lolicon) before cheating with Gunt

 

[Niggernerd]

Dsp crying about how kc "worshipped" metokur...God I wish someone would send the Ode to Jim for Phil to reACKt to

 

[neger psykolog]

Does anyone remember when DSP had a fucking hard on for Tevin for fucking ages? Now the DMs come out and there's only one fucking mention of Tevin and it's not even a direct mention.

Why is that I wonder? Could it be that DSP thinks anyone who calls him out or goes against him is a "detractor" and as such basically has 99% of the earth on a shit list because of it?

It's really just more proof that his entire life and everything he does is driven by his retarded one man stand against da evil detractors and the label of who they are keeps changing all the time. All "detractor" really means is someone who calls him out on his shit, and the worst "detractor" is the one who called him out most recently and hit him hardest.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

You know, Kino Casino should consider doing The Roast of DarksydePhil and gather the rogue gallery of detractors just to make the ultimate "Fuck Phil" show. Just imagine this lineup:

* Kino Casino (roast masters)
* ReviewTechUSA
* StrangelyLex (obligatory girl)
* ItsAGundam
* ALT
* Steve Cambian
* Stuttering Craig
* Doody Streams (?)
* WingsOfRedemption (he can be snappy if he's prepared)

All coming with a nice, well written and rehearsed segment where they all dump on Phil, each taking 5-10 minutes. Now of course, the biggest problem being coordination and tard wrangling, but I'm sure the dislike for Phil can move mountains and bring people together.
Now this is just dreaming since the Kino Casino whales don't really care much about Phil stuff but I'm surprised there hasn't been something similar before (there is a LTG roast, I believe).

Food for thought.

Also you forgot the girl he "eloped" to mexico with was a hardcore lolicon who was in a relationship with Digibro (another lolicon) before cheating with Gunt

what the actual fuck...
Digisis got cucked by fucking Ethan Ralph? Just how fucking deep the Sektur goes?