Ralph co-signs snitching to the government for
tax evasion:
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Ralph is asked politely to stop beating and spreading AIDS to innocent women, Ralph responds:
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Ralph rips off John Cenas latest fabe-turn-blade-smoke-job with his own Me Vs. You promowww:
"And I remember whores, who I used to literally let carry my bags across the great country of America while I was fucking making history! wish shtop da steal, covering it from coast to coast-- bitches couldn't get off my dick!
Swarrrn loyalty to me until da day dey fucking died, in front of god, in front of
everybody and you know what? dey stabbed me in the fucking back, so you know who i'm loyal too? Me, mother fucker. Ethan. Fucking. Ralph. Das who i'm loyal too--
doing new shit other people wouldn't dare to do-- I can't wait to team up with DSP, I ENVY HIS HATRED
IIIII WANT WHAT HE HASSS! I WANT DA HATE DAT HE HASSS; FUCK ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKERS, FUCK ALL DESE DIRTY WHORES WHO SOLD ME OUT, AND FUCK EVERYBODY WHO EVER DOUBTED THE RALPHA FUCKING MALE!" (0:50):
phlegm from screaming drools onto the bottom of Ralphs lip:


Ralph almost breaks out of the Matrix with pure-hatred alone:


more phlegm forming and about to fly out of Ralphs mouth at 1:11
Ralph accidentally used the youtube account he uses to stalk women to donate money he doesn't have to DSP:
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