DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Niggernerd]

Is Ralph even allowed on youtube, or will he be using a pseudonym? lol

He'll go by DFR dumbfatralph

 

[OliverKlozoff]

GUYS! GUYS! I DON'T EVEN DRINK GIN ANYMORE!
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Former alcoholic btw.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

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Whenever someone brings up CWC to Phil, he says he's had that shitty Nautica sweater longer than CWC has been alive, and acts like its some kind of expensive designer clothing. Not only is CWC older than Phil, but CWC's sweater is vintage Ralph Lauren, and would've been more expensive than Phil's was when he bought his. Phil can't do anything right.

 

[johnkimble123]

He had an all time filthy bed tonight. Not paraphrasing at all…

“Let’s get 1 sub from Kick, there’s a bunch of people that contribute all the time, I’m staring at 2 of them right now. No subs That’s absolutely ridiculous. Let’s get some support tonight.”

Even if you say, ok that’s obviously a joke…. THERE ISN’T A FILTHY FUCKING CAM GIRL WHO TALKS LIKE THIS, let alone a regular streamer.

Also tomorrow he’s going to be a fiend wanting British food goal, he’ll be whining about fighting games, all while Kino is streaming that night. He might snap.

 

[DerelictOnion]

He snapped a long time ago. Claiming that he is a master manipulator who played others like a fiddle for months all for the sake of drama money one day, then stating that he is not a drama guy and never bothers with drama the very next one. The only things missing are the straight jacket and Hannibal Lecter-style face mask.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can honestly say I never would have guessed this would be happening in a million years. 2025 Has been wild.

If you told me several years ago that Phil would become a Sektur-adjacent lolcow, I would call you crazy. Yet here we are. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes a fully-fledged member of the Sektur in a year or two.

The Casino has shown him Ralph and how volatile he is, why would he think working with the guy is a good idea?

Common occurence within the Sektur. Whenever two Sektur tards who were relentlessly shitting on a third Sektur tard have a fallout, one of them inevitably decides to instantly bury the hatchet with the third Sektur tard, ignore all their shortcomings and then they team up to shit on the first Sektur tard. The Sektur is all about unlikely temporary alliances.

Three guest co-hosts lined up:
Ralph (confirmed)
Mersh?
???

The third one is Cog.

 

[Sampi]

I'm rewatching the beginning with RTU and god does he look like a psychopath when he explain why he lied about his wife cancer and mom dying . This is worse on second watch .

 

[chromebookgamer]

There is a non zero chance that the Ralphamale calls phil a nigger faggot and gets his channel banned.
If he does I promise to watch the killstream for 1 week.

 

[Balr0g]

Is that his first "below 50$ stream" this year?

Also, if Ralph goes full on nigger nigger nigger mode it wouldn't kill DSP Space Gaming. It would only kill DSPReackackack because that is where he does SmarkGuy(s) He might be better of calling in the chieftain of wheelchairs Tonka Saw.
He even has his own intro music

 

[HorseSense]

He had an all time filthy bed tonight. Not paraphrasing at all…

“Let’s get 1 sub from Kick, there’s a bunch of people that contribute all the time, I’m staring at 2 of them right now. No subs That’s absolutely ridiculous. Let’s get some support tonight.”

I believe that even three-letter bitches should be able to get their names back, Fight Club-style, if they stop tipping DSP now. He ran a confidence scam (making him a con man) using fake wife cancer for sympathy AND money. No choice is easier.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Without checking the 2025 predictions thread, I'm betting no one had "do a stream with Ethan Ralph" in it.

 

[Balr0g]

Without checking the 2025 predictions thread, I'm betting no one had "do a stream with Ethan Ralph" in it.

Not Ethan Ralph by name but someone did a prediction that Phil will collab with someone that might become a danger to his channel

Also it seems a lot of us can mark the prediction with the fallout of Kc on their sheet

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Yeah but back in the day he blamed Khet leaving his shitty livestream on Tevin and kept talking about how terrible Tevin was. Now he's basically forgotten about how bad Tevin was.

He basically just makes up a narrative to paint whoever he chooses as "the worst person on earth" whenever it suits him and by using whatever lies he wants to.

That era of Phil having a hate boner against the black dood was so funny, "Um, it's Tevin's fault" will always be one of the best things to come out of that. Another hilarious thing from that(which I completely forgot about)was Tevin's face being hidden on Phil's Twitch banners.

 

[Sampi]

I wasnt around when Tevin was number one detractor , basicaly he was what Doody is now ?

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

I thought I was fucking my life up. Holy shit

Not to shit up the thread but this really might make me quit drinking

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Whenever someone brings up CWC to Phil, he says he's had that shitty Nautica sweater longer than CWC has been alive, and acts like its some kind of expensive designer clothing. Not only is CWC older than Phil, but CWC's sweater is vintage Ralph Lauren, and would've been more expensive than Phil's was when he bought his. Phil can't do anything right.

What if all these "new clothes" Phil's been wearing are actually hand-me-downs from his mom? Like she sent them for Khet but she's too fat so Phil wears them instead. Then the shirt could be older than CWC.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I wasnt around when Tevin was number one detractor , basicaly he was what Doody is now ?

He was more like a chill 'black dood on the internet' that would commentate over Phil's antics and point out Phil's lies while poking fun at his weird Philisms(at least, that's what he used to do when I used to watch him).

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

"...So as I was sayi-"
"Ralph dood S T H A P talking about Kin-"
"LISSAH BISH I SAY AND TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NI-"

Screencap this.

 

[neger psykolog]

I thought I was fucking my life up. Holy shit

Not to shit up the thread but this really might make me quit drinking

Do it. Takes a bit of adjusting but you lose tons of days when you drink.

"...So as I was sayi-"
"Ralph dood S T H A P talking about Kin-"
"LISSAH BISH I SAY AND TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NI-"

Screencap this.

I'm here for the yin and Yang arc: DSP and Ethan Ralph turn into the penultimate co-hosts and DSPs strict requirements for sobriety help Ethan redeem himself and start living a happier and healthier life. Burnell sees these improvements and also becomes sober. They start attending the gym together and in time they moved in together.

9 months later Ethan Ralph gives birth to a perfect, beautiful baby piglet. It'll be the best piglet the world has ever seen because it shares the genetics of two pigs.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Do it. Takes a bit of adjusting but you lose tons of days when you drink.

Im such a faggot but ima get this out. I’m watching my auntie die and watching my mom die watching her sister die. Ain’t no sobriety for me in the future but I appreciate your sentiment