Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[gampboonerisms]

Just fucking saw a pooner. Just now. She just walked past! God damn I'm laughing. A True and Honest woman is at the bar ordering and she has a waist pack slung across her chest. The pooner walks in right behind her; blonde hair, hat, neck beard, and her fanny pack slung in the exact same way! Omg i cant believe this is real lol.

 

[Sooty Soot]

This is your urgent reminder to wipe the fucking exif data if you're gonna take pictures with your phone, the farms doesn't automatically wipe it for you

 

[Fapcop]

She had pink and green stripes in her hair, and quirky clothes. At one point (when it was relevant) she explained that she said that she hopes people are looking at her hair or clothes, rather than her.

Primo example of the faulty theory of mind with autists.

Like… What do you think people are going to look at RIGHT AFTER they look at your danger hair, hun?

This is your urgent reminder to wipe the fucking exif data if you're gonna take pictures with your phone, the farms doesn't automatically wipe it for you

Meh… And here is a friendly reminder that there is absolutely no right to privacy in the public, and in basically any jurisdiction you’re free to take pictures of people in the public and post them online.

While I understand if some people may want to wipe EXIF, I’m waaaay past that shit.

If sexpests have a right to walk around in public looking like clowns, I have a right to snap a pic and mock them. Sue me tranny.

Pooner sighting in the wild. Shhhhhhh, she’s still in the room with me.

I’m sitting in a cafe. A table full of tall men is between me and the door. I see an obviously female face enter the cafe, her body is obscured by the bearded 6ft dudes at the table. Finally I see a flat chest and a feminine belly and the unmistakable hips and thighs of a well-fed woman, accentuated by the green, cuffed shorts she’s wearing, She’s wearing a pink t shirt with the sleeves cut off, and the arm holes go so deep that I can see the dog ears from her mastectomy scars when she reaches out a hand to examine the items in the cold case by the counter. She’s also wearing hearts on her socks. Her canvas tote bag has a regular gay pride patch, a trans patch, a lesbian flag patch (the orange-pink one, not the cool axe one), and a patch of a pink cowboy hat with fringe. The name she gave for her drink is a single letter name.

Maybe she’s just an enby. Either way, she chopped off her tits and she looks very awkwardly shaped with a totally flat chest, then a bizarrely protruding belly (it wouldn’t be bizarre if she had tits though) and genuine child-bearing hips.

This cafe gets a lot of lesbians, I have to admit, but this is the first female nb/pooner I’ve seen here. I saw a TIM and his handmaidens here once.

If anything the tit-chop only draws attention to their very feminine bodies.

They look so bizarre with their big fat thighs, child bearing hips, belly and… Bizarely flat chest that doesn’t look anything like a man’s chest.

There’s a statement there, but it certainly isn’t “Hello fellow men!”

 

[gampboonerisms]

Better psa: DONT LET YOUR CAMERA ACCESS LOCATION AND DONT NAME YOUR PHONE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING NAME.

 

[Sooty Soot]

If sexpests have a right to walk around in public looking like clowns, I have a right to snap a pic and mock them. Sue me tranny.

I don't think you can know how much stuff EXIF contains, I think that in most cases it might contain anything from the make and model of your device to on older phones your physical location data, either way it's worth it to avoid unintentionally powerleveling.

 

[singlewidetrailer]

I understand this doesn’t account for every irl troon/pooner, but i have known many unfortunately and every single one I’ve known came from a wealthy family. Every one of them. It leads me to believe that they don’t have any real problems in their fucking lives, so they need to stand out. It’s worth noting that a large amount of the trans folx I know irl also have cissy scum siblings that are better looking than they could ever be too. So they are fucking rich, and not as hot as their siblings are so they need to tell everyone they were born in the wrong body for attention. It’s grotesque.




TTD

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Took this at a gas station

Is that thing wearing a tiny little mortarboard??

This is your urgent reminder to wipe the fucking exif data if you're gonna take pictures with your phone, the farms doesn't automatically wipe it for you

I know null has a thousand other things on his plate but this opsec oversight is such an egregious one for this particular online space, and it seems like it could be an easy tickbox server-side fix to wipe exif if specified.

 

[DSHK]

Is that thing wearing a tiny little mortarboard??

I know null has a thousand other things on his plate but this opsec oversight is such an egregious one for this particular online space, and it seems like it could be an easy tickbox server-side fix to wipe exif if specified.

Yes, he was. The picture isnt the best but he was in fact wearing a tiny graduation cap.

 

[Screamer_2]

I'm pretty sure I saw a Thai lady boy the other day. I don't recall ever seeing them here before. So I guess that is now a thing here.

It's retarded when in Thailand western women are all, "oh they're all so beautiful" and act like they pass. Is it really that they can't tell instantly? Is it just that female thing of being performative with compliments? It is interesting in Thailand around them you can give them the friendly, "No" look and they're completely fine with leaving you alone.

A few years ago I was in the front row of a lady boy show ( I was with a group of women who made me go), and the performer gives me a look. I smile and shake my head. All good. They walk over to the other side of the audience, spot a guy and then moments later give that guy a lap dance. They clearly know how to vet people who would or wouldn't be willing participants.

I have known a guy who had a story of hooking up with one and "apparently" not knowing it was one until back at a hotel room. He was some degenerate from Belgium I met travelling. Story was basically in a club making out with a "super hot chick". He went back to her hotel room or somewhere. This is where the story gets weird. They claimed the lady boy got naked and sat in some weird chair that was like something from a gynecologist—with both legs spread apart. He described being confused about there being a tiny penis. Then he left. We all joked that he probably stayed.

The guy was a degenerate. I met him when travelling in Africa. Despite being told, "don't do anything with locals, they all have AIDs." He was still making out with African women in clubs and stuff. I don't know if he banged any, just any tourist willing. I do remember in particular one fun night out in Nungwi Beach. The women at some club were super flirty. This guy made out with a bunch of locals then got blown by something like a 60-year-old American tourist.

 

[conodont]

Wasn't Ethiopia the second Kingdom to embrace Christianity? Ah well, how the mighty have fallen and all that.

Addis Ababa is a westernized city. It's still less degenerate and they only get away with that since nobody knows what it means.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Saw a dude who looked exactly like this in a sundress, bolters sticking out the front, marching aggressively down the sidewalk in a school zone right at pick up time (talking about to walk right thru probably hundreds of kids). I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. If I wasn’t driving I would’ve snapped a photo

 

[CorporateMemphis]

1. Just a bearded bloke wearing a dress.

2. Maybe this one's just experimenting with his "gender expression" but I feel like Jabber the Hut with a hot red scrunchy and blue hair is worth capturing anyway.

3. Sad, but also funny.

 

[Kiska]

In my quest as a Despot in search of the world's most human, I saw what sounded and turned out to be a t4t where in this situation it was one lecturing another fellow troon out in public, probably about how they both are Black and Beautiful Strong Independent "Women" , as the other had to Look up, Listen, and Learn.

As usual, they go out like plague doctors in a situation where the only pestilence in the room is themselves.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Living in a college area, I see the odd troon (usually college age pooner/enby) here and there while going out my day. Lots of neogender pride merch, often dangerhair and piercings. They don’t often stand out because they look that uniform.

The one that stood near me on the bus this morning, however, stuck out like a sore thumb. While most enbies are female (as the troon and their clothing was covered with non binary buttons and stickers), I think this one was a bio male from how much what I could see of his face and body type was similar to Chris Chan or ADF. He also had very long flowing hair that was surprisingly cleanish. Aside from the enby tat, he also wore headphones with Ultraman and pink triangle stickers on it, a leather jacket, and five handkerchiefs in his right pocket. I think there were more on the other side, but I only looked long enough to confirm what the five I could directly see designated when I reviewed a gay handkerchief code chart for later.



The colors were light blue, dark pink, hunter green, gray, and white, by the way.

 

[scathefire]

I think there were more on the other side, but I only looked long enough to confirm what the five I could directly see designated when I reviewed a gay handkerchief code chart for later.



The colors were light blue, dark pink, hunter green, gray, and white, by the way.

I would’ve thought that the hanky code was obsolete now given that you can find people with whatever weird fetishes you have online or on apps. I guess some people just can’t help themselves.

 

[Xev]

I would’ve thought that the hanky code was obsolete now given that you can find people with whatever weird fetishes you have online or on apps. I guess some people just can’t help themselves.

Attention whoring is a key part of the larp

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Before work on Tuesday I saw a troon that looked, and I'm not joking, exactly like Chris-chan.

• Faded blue/green hair dye, with the roots grown out
• A pink shirt with a purple cardigan
• Denim skirt with black leggings
• White New Balance sneakers
• 6'4"

He was shopping in the women's clothing section. When I went to buy energy drinks for lunch (four hours later) he was still there.

 

[Black British Nerd]

I walked past a white trans woman today. Didn't get a good look at them but I think they had a somewhat feminized face, they were not tall by male standards or anything and they were wearing alutty clothes.

For some reason they reminded me of a Thai ladyboy. I guess the not passing, slutty but at least making an effort vibe.

I really think on the trans question we will just turn into Thailand and its funny that the west was decades behind on the tranny situation when they were at the front with things like gay marriage.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Are we calling them troons even if we don't know whether they demand access to women's spaces?

the origin of the term "Troon" is a portmaneau of "Trans" and "Goon", "Goon" referring to members of SomethingAwful forums. This was because a LOT of Goons ended up transitioning, thus "Troon". I'm even aware of one personally. A member of SA that trooned out, that is.

Not that long ago that one troon that was working at the dollar store is now working at Loblaw's - the one with the interlinking female symbols tattoo.

 

[Twix Eatr]

the origin of the term "Troon" is a portmaneau of "Trans" and "Goon", "Goon" referring to members of SomethingAwful forums. This was because a LOT of Goons ended up transitioning, thus "Troon". I'm even aware of one personally. A member of SA that trooned out, that is.

Not that long ago that one troon that was working at the dollar store is now working at Loblaw's - the one with the interlinking female symbols tattoo.

While I'm not sure if that clarifies the distinction I had in my head since "transitioning" is and always will be undefinable, it's an interesting TIL. Thanks for sharing that. Genuine "cool story, bro."