Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[stupid frog]

“I want to be the boxing kingpin, I’d do a better job at that than being a fighter”

 

[Godmode]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR BANGS!!

fuck

Well I never thought we'd be talking about Anisa and "bangs" in the same breath, but here we are.

 

[Madotuki]

I can't see a difference.
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I'm so sorry.

 

[Cake Point]

I loathe this scumbag white trash on purpose look him and Anisa are going for

I have no idea why these millionaires are permanently altering their bodies to look like methed out trailer trash but it isn't passing whatever irony threshold they're aiming for

The only logical answer I could think of is that these niggers are insecure and they hate themselves, so them purposely making themselves look ugly is just another form of self-harm. No matter how much they tell us that it's iRoNy

 

[Vibralldo]

The only logical answer I could think of is that these niggers are insecure and hate themselves, so them purposely making themselves look ugly is just another form of self-harm. No matter how much they tell us that it's iRoNy

I get that vibe too. They're afraid of being judged if they genuinely try to be attractive so they self sabotage and claim they look like shit on purpose so you can't make fun of them (we still will)

It's also partly them trying to larp as poor trailer trash because they're hypocritical eat the rich fags that earned millions off of making YouTube videos instead of real work (or at least Ian did and Anisa married into it)

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

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Some sneakbitching about Musk, idfk
What a dumb bish, people she willingly associates with are obviously antisemitic, and, to my knowledge, she's never condemned their hateboners for israel, but I guess it's okay when denims, frogan, froggy tonic and hassan do it, but not okay when musk does it, right?

>love my jewish brothers and sisters
Don't love em enough to defend the Kleins when insane retards are calling CPS on them, and making claims that their kids are literally eating dog shit, tho.

This bitch did a first in her life and made a bed, made her husband lay on it but now wants to play both sides.

 

[LimeRikki]

Guychow vs Goyslop

You're supposed to slice the shrimps in half lengthwise not stuff whole ass shrimps in there.

Real men eat shrimps whole - legs, tail, shell, all of it.

 

[nanona]

anus the last 48 hours:

>IM GETTING BANGS TODAY BAYBEEE
>Who wants to see my new BAYANGS!?
>Getting my bangs cut and I'm excited to show you
>I now have bangs
>I am now a proud member of THE BANG GANG !! !! !! !!

... there is absolutely NOTHING going on in this woman's life. it's not like she went from long hair to short, but this is such an event for her, she had Ian play paparazzi all day. Guess she's ready for her basement podcast now, bc LOOKATHERBANGSOMG!!!

Needless to say, the job stopper hand/knuckle tattoo high wore off and she needed something new and that fast.
Dopamine, NOW!

piercing arc is next.

 

[Leo Frank]

anus the last 48 hours:

>IM GETTING BANGS TODAY BAYBEEE
>Who wants to see my new BAYANGS!?
>Getting my bangs cut and I'm excited to show you
>I now have bangs
>I am now a proud member of THE BANG GANG !! !! !! !!

... there is absolutely NOTHING going on in this woman's life. it's not like she went from long hair to short, but this is such an event for her, she had Ian play paparazzi all day. Guess she's ready for her basement podcast now, bc LOOKATHERBANGSOMG!!!

Needless to say, the job stopper hand/knuckle tattoo high wore off and she needed something new and that fast.
Dopamine, NOW!

piercing arc is next.

This is what happens when someone is bored senseless and also grandiose. It is so cringe inducing to watch an adult make at minimum 15 posts about getting bangs. It would be cringe even if she was going from long hair to short hair. You’re not that important and people don’t care outside of making fun of you or pretending to care. Some of them may even feel sorry for you because even they know you must be going through something mentally to post that much about something that isn’t important at all.

Does she think people actually like her/think she’s cool/want to be her and talk amongst themselves about her getting bangs? Are they sharing the photos with their friends or phoning their mum? I would not be surprised at all if she’s on some type of amphetamine to have this amount of grandiose delusion about herself.

She is going to be bored of the bangs shortly and she’s going to need something else big to distract her and try to get more attention. If hand tattoo lasted a week, bangs are going to last a two days tops. She also can’t pull off bangs. Her hair is pretty thin and when she isn’t freshly home from the salon with a blowout it just showcases how thin her hair is.

Moms of young children don’t make this big of a deal over their kid’s first haircuts as Anisa made over herself, a grown woman in her 30s, getting bangs. She is not taking aging and her decline in attention well at all.

I have second hand embarrassment. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a woman drag her husband to the salon to take staged photos of her getting some bangs

Spoiler: long

A breakdown is coming. Anisa is one of the most insecure women I’ve observed on the internet and it’s obvious to anyone. She must have blocked all the haterz because there isn’t one negative comment on any of her social media and for anisa that’s impossible, especially with the h3 fans still very unhappy with them. Her existence seems so miserable. She doesn’t even know who she is or what she actually likes. If I had to guess I’d say the only thing she likes with no influence is trash TV because she knows she’s at least better than those losers. She’s so lost and bored so has to run to Twitter to say everything that pops into her head for the tiniest dopamine rush.



She’s extremely insecure, jealous, hateful, spiteful, stupid, entitled, grandiose and a pathological liar who wants everyone to like her so she just grifts from thing to thing trying to fit into a new skin for a while before shedding it. She has no real friends, no hobbies, no purpose. Being the wife of someone who has or had money and influence was never enough. She always had to be special and loved for being just a basic bitch and the more she tries to rebel to prove she’s not a basic bitch the dumber she looks. It’s counterproductive because if she would have never done onlyfans, stayed out of Ian’s career, didn’t mutilate her body with breast implants/tattoos, didn’t dress like a slob, stayed out of drama and didn’t overshare with the internet people wouldn’t make fun of her. They would even look past her titty streaming days before Ian as a cringe time of her past but she settled down.

There really isn’t anything wrong with being average. She’s not cut out to be “famous”. She’s not pretty enough, smart enough, interesting enough or talented enough. That would all be fine if she just kept everything lowkey (like posting photos with Ian, photos of dogs, cooking, gardening, her artwork, vacations). But this a BPD attention whore and she can’t accept that average is fine — even good in situations when you have a significant other who is famous. She’s suffocating herself with her own undeserved ego and the therapy is fanning the flames.

If she wasn’t such an egomaniac because of her BPD she would probably enjoy her life if she accepted she’s just an average looking woman (if she hadn’t destroyed her body) with average (or slightly below) intelligence. Her need for validation and attention has actually destroyed getting it in a positive way. Her insecurities and need for control/power has effected Ian’s career and from there it’s an insane cycle of him doing what she wants which is almost always the wrong thing in terms of an online career or even amongst relationships with other creators or friends.

TLDR: anisa would have been happier and maybe even liked if she would have accepted she’s a basic bitch, not ruined her body, stayed out of Ian’s career and shut up

 

[lurkin]

I get the HGH gut and the gord expansion but can any kiwibros explain why Sam has no chest, is he just not targeting it compared to his arms? Its a puzzling physique.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

Has anybody posted this

He's so angry, for no fucking reason. I don't even think it's Anuses influence, he's just genuinely angry like a rabid dog. It's so funny, it feels like a movie villain getting angry at his plans failing. "How can Ted Cruz say this, how can these people be trolling, these are peoples lives and cultures dammit"
I miss Ian, I hate what anus Hollywood and Seattle have transformed him into.

 

[msd]

They call it summer rolls here, because they are very different from spring rolls, which are deep fried. They are supposed to look like this and have lots of colorful veggies inside:

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God, I'll have to try this, thank you.

Now as for anus's, I looked closer and it legit just looks like she just put shrimp and rice noodles in it, nothing else

 

[shoashuffle]

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jeeeesus i had to tap out after 2 mins of preachy boredom and the video still got one last punishment in with that fucking gold tooth jumpscare

Edit: it looks like he had a taste of Anisa’s poopnail

He looks like something i'd find outside a British pub at 4am.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Idubbz sounds more out of touch than the politicians he is mocking by gatekeeping "trolling."

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Has anybody posted this

He's so angry, for no fucking reason. I don't even think it's Anuses influence, he's just genuinely angry like a rabid dog. It's so funny, it feels like a movie villain getting angry at his plans failing. "How can Ted Cruz say this, how can these people be trolling, these are peoples lives and cultures dammit"
I miss Ian, I hate what anus Hollywood and Seattle have transformed him into.

He's angry because he hates himself and his life. What he claims to be angry about is just an approved target that he doesn't genuinely care about at all, it just allows him to vent. Many such cases.

 

[Chris Konon]

We talk about Anisa's hairstyle cost, but I wonder how much fake golden tooth costed Ian. I don't know if it is solid gold, or some other material covered in gold, but there is also probably a cost of a technician who made the tooth, and a doctor who implanted it.

 

[Piss Bear]

Anisa's eyes tell a whole fucking story LMFAO. She's having a breakdown now for sure.

Spoiler: Anisa/Ian's eyes

Ecstatic and full of herself after the haircut.



Waiting, wanting attention


Something is on her mind (uncertainty?)

Fear/worry/insecurity


As for Ian, idk, he just looks exhausted.

He doesn't post nearly as many pictures of himself (unless you count video) so it's not as easy to analyze his emotions. And I think that's good he still retains that caution from his old self. But Anisa ruins it by constantly posting about their life.

I have a lot of sympathy for Ian still. This relationship looks like hell on earth. She really did ruin his career. Maybe he was an insecure, shitty person just like she is, but he was better at hiding it back in the day. She exploited that part of his personality it and made it 20x worse and impossible to hide. I pray he gets out of there before one of them loses it and kills themselves/does a murder-suicide. That's the only real way I can see this ending atm, the SSRIs are the only thing stopping it atm. It would probably be Anisa who loses it and kills him.

Replies on Anisa's most recent post:

 

[Cake Point]

As for Ian, idk, he just looks exhausted.
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He doesn't post nearly as many pictures of himself (unless you count video) so it's not as easy to analyze his emotions. And I think that's good he still retains that caution from his old self. But Anisa ruins it by constantly posting about their life.

I have a lot of sympathy for Ian still. This relationship looks like hell on earth. She really did ruin his career. Maybe he was an insecure, shitty person just like she is, but he was better at hiding it back in the day. She exploited that part of his personality it and made it 20x worse and impossible to hide. I pray he gets out of there before one of them loses it and kills themselves/does a murder-suicide. That's the only real way I can see this ending atm, the SSRIs are the only thing stopping it atm. It would probably be Anisa who loses it and kills him.[/SPOILER]

As for Ian, he just looks *dead. He's basically a walking corpse at this point. I understand your sympathy for Ian, but idk it's hard for me to feel any sympathy for him because he was so stupid for wanting to be with someone like Anus (the first pussy he got) in the first place

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

At first glance I legitimately thought that was some British culinary horrorshow in the vein of "jellied eels" that someone photoshopped into a tweet about spring rolls.

But it seems like a legit photo

too many people are escaping exactly what jellied eels are and that needs fixing

I've never, ever, seen a well adjusted person recommend therapy.

And like yeah you can say "Duh, they go to therapy because they're not well adjusted."

But like nobody who IS well adjusted and looks and sounds and behaves well adjusted has ever said "I'm this well adjusted because of therapy."

They're the type who tend to just keep shit to themselves though so you wouldn't see them posting about it online nonstop.

"THE BANG GANG" sounds like the title of a very shitty porno.

https://www.data18.com/movies/1132561-the-bang-gang

"Dirty whores with a gang of four!!!"

The only logical answer I could think of is that these niggers are insecure and they hate themselves, so them purposely making themselves look ugly is just another form of self-harm. No matter how much they tell us that it's iRoNy

It's a thing the kids do. Look dorky trashy or whatever. They're still late. And too old for it.

Real men eat shrimps whole - legs, tail, shell, all of it.

black shit line and all .... er "vein" ..

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

As for Ian, he just looks *dead. He's basically a walking corpse at this point. I understand your sympathy for Ian, but idk it's hard for me to feel any sympathy for him because he was so stupid for wanting to be with someone like Anus (the first pussy he got) in the first place

I think it's partially cause he didn't have a father figure. I don't think it's fair to blame Anus for all of it cause his dad went to jail when he was in middle school I think. He's also a texan who gave up that heritage to get pussy, I would be proud as fuck if I was a texan. Shame it was wasted on somebody like Ian.