DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BigPeanut]

“Let’s get 1 sub from Kick, there’s a bunch of people that contribute all the time, I’m staring at 2 of them right now. No subs That’s absolutely ridiculous. Let’s get some support tonight.”

Even if you say, ok that’s obviously a joke…. THERE ISN’T A FILTHY FUCKING CAM GIRL WHO TALKS LIKE THIS, let alone a regular streamer.

Sounds like he’s trying to be PPP but with 0% of the charisma or comedy, even though it’s still extremely cringe and gross when PPP does it “”””ironically””””

 

[Kulee Baba]

DSP’s idea of revenge against the Kino Casino is doing everything they would want him to do which is some masterful reverse psychology. Hell it’s bordering on Jedi Mind Tricks.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

so when ralph inevitably fucks him, will he have seen it coming all along?
>yes i saw that landmine from a mile away and still chose to jump right on it. sure i lost both my legs but i fucking felted the mouth-numbing drooler that left it there in the first place. I'm what's called a king snake, you see.

 

[Massive Retard]

can't wait to see the ralpha male get prestreamed and then interrupt by calling phil a retarded nigger

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

It's good to see the gaslighting worked. I hope ralph shows up pilled up and spitting gamer words. And calls Phil a bish.

 

[MAWBD2]

I wasnt around when Tevin was number one detractor , basicaly he was what Doody is now ?

One is a retarded dentractor and the other one is Tevin.

 

[Very Honest Content]

"Helm, set a course for the Ragepigroach system, warp 7, engage." Let's fucking go.

Three guest co-hosts lined up:
Ralph (confirmed)
Mersh?
???

Spoiler: Surprise cohost #3 identity inside

Derich Ip. Thanks, for stopping by!

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

the yin and Yang arc

More like the gout and the gunt arc

 

[Lord_Point]

He had an all time filthy bed tonight. Not paraphrasing at all…

“Let’s get 1 sub from Kick, there’s a bunch of people that contribute all the time, I’m staring at 2 of them right now. No subs That’s absolutely ridiculous. Let’s get some support tonight.”

Even if you say, ok that’s obviously a joke…. THERE ISN’T A FILTHY FUCKING CAM GIRL WHO TALKS LIKE THIS, let alone a regular streamer.

Its like when a 3rd graders discover "just kidding" and "...NOT!" jokes.

The sad thing is, that to his adolescent mind, this probably is the greatest linguistics trick hes ever head of. Im sure hes smugly proud he found a way to 'sneak' beg.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

You know, i always believed that Phil was not autistic, he was just a narcissistic douchebag.
After the complete idiocy i witnessed a few days ago, i'm not so sure anymore.

KC just entered the halls of fame for detractors, joining Tevin, EvilAJ and Liquid Chris (for CWC).
And thanks to KC, we now know how to manipulate DSP... Just blackmail him with something that makes him look bad or embarassing to detractors/dents and he will just do what little kids at kindergarten do and say "no i was not humiliated it was all according to my keikkaku!"

Honestly he got completely played, this was literally a classic Chris Chan tier saga, AKA getting manipulated by detractors except instead of being promised china like CWC he was promised money, riches and ego stroking lol.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I have zero time for other lolcows when I have DSP.

Careful how loud you say that otherwise Null might show up with his tard brigade and start free bleeding all over the thread

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm rewatching the beginning with RTU and god does he look like a psychopath when he explain why he lied about his wife cancer and mom dying . This is worse on second watch .

"I told them my wife was sick... and they bought it!!"

Yeah legit psychopath. Lying about that kind of stuff or even lying about lying about it is truly some deranged stuff. And he doesn't even realize how bad saying this kind of stuff out loud makes him look. However bad we all thought his mental health was before, its even worse than that.

 

[strandedcastaway]

To continue from what @Coke Zero said in the previous post, Phil's total lack of self-awareness about how insane he sounds to others is the most amazing thing about this week.

For most of us, presenting a ridiculous explanation for why you'd been gullible enough to act like a dancing monkey for money and pretend it was all your plan (while exposing your own DMs and essentially felting yourself) would be embarrassing enough to make us quit streaming. Even his few remaining fans knew it was just the most desperate cope but big-brain Phil can't see how bad he comes off.

Or, if you take the other angle, if we had to explain why we lied about our dying mother, wife in very poor health, dead rabbit, etc. and how that was all justified, a normal person would be humiliated and left wondering how they'd gotten this low. We'd listen to ourselves and realize, "Wow, I sound like a heartless sociopath. What is wrong with me that I would say those things about my family? I need help."

For Phil, it was Wednesday. Now it's Thursday, no accountability for Wednesday, he's done with drama.

Like PPP said, an empty husk of a man.

 

[(°▽°)]

DSP’s idea of revenge against the Kino Casino is doing everything they would want him to do which is some masterful reverse psychology. Hell it’s bordering on Jedi Mind Tricks.

All the more amazing that he got played this hard by two dudes who don't have the combined IQ necessary to peel a sack of potatoes without suffering a fatality!

 

[dent_whisperer]

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to a couple days before the SS interview and tell everyone it was going to set events into motion that would lead to Phil cohosting a wrestling show with Ethan Ralph.

 

[Balr0g]

Honestly he got completely played, this was literally a classic Chris Chan tier saga, AKA getting manipulated by detractors except instead of being promised china like CWC he was promised money, riches and ego stroking lol.

Well, he got Kick verification thanks to KC paypigs and viewers. Though tzhe question will be if he can maintain these inflated sub numbers. And him getting the front page didn't change much except him putting on his "FakeSydePhil" face

 

[Kier Starmer]

I'm going to say why Phil should not have Ethan on because he reads here avidly but it will produce a hilarious result. PPP hinted at it last week but he really should do it.

Fuck the Smark guys stream last night was horrible and Kick chat was not having him. They were talking about how there was too much dead air and to at least play clips. I don't know Phil maybe lying about terminal family members and dead fucking pets is beyond the pale for some people mate. Phil has the highest tendency I have seen for biting the hand that feeds but boasting about lying about death and pre-cancer in your fucking wife is pretty monstrous.

That is genuinely some psychopathic shit.

 

[Pargon]

I love that Phil just can’t help himself from wanting to collab with people who very clearly do not have his best interests at heart in the best possible scenario. Every option he’s turned to are people who have many reasons to dislike him and are measurably better at streaming than him. Yes, even RTU and especially Ralph, who has no problem being the unhinged bigoted uncle on Thanksgiving that Phil could be if he had the temerity to unleash himself.

No, instead he insists on continually stripping naked, covering himself in barbecue sauce and hurling himself into the den of starving lions

 

[dent_whisperer]

It is downright hilarious that Phil has unintentionally cucked Keem by turning down his money and doing shit that even that bearded drama goblin wouldn't have thought up.

 

[DeeTracktor]

It is downright hilarious that Phil has unintentionally cucked Keem by turning down his money and is doing shit that even that bearded drama goblin wouldn't have thought up.

In terms of content Phil has been at the bottom of the barrel since the Closet stream where he told the life story of a cable he hadnt used for years.

And he has got the rest of his life to think of even worse ideas because Phil is stuck in his own hell of streaming to people who hate him for the rest of his life.