Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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We talk about Anisa's hairstyle cost, but I wonder how much fake golden tooth costed Ian. I don't know if it is solid gold, or some other material covered in gold, but there is also probably a cost of a technician who made the tooth, and a doctor who implanted it.

I really don't see any normal dentist wanting to install a gold crown ovet a perfectly healthy tooth. So he most likely went to some shitty place that installs grills for apes, meaning it would have been even more pricey than a regular crown.

An impression of the old tooth would have need to be made, then a gold replica of it is made. When the third party has made the tacky garbage, the dentist will then have to shave down the tooth down and install the tacky gold tooth. A regular American dentist would charge around $2400 or so to install a gold crown over a damaged tooth. As this is Ian Johma getting it done by a cosmetic dentist in one of the most pricey cities in America? He probably paid 3-4k for it.

 

[Total Norman Death]

There are multiple cows who seem like they're living in hell, but so many are too retarded or delusional to realize it (Cyraxx, Chris, etc). The Jomhas have to know, at least in the last couple years, especially Ian. They're physically comfortable sure, but I can't understand how Ian hasn't snapped already. Does he not have friends & family who tried checking him at multiple points? OF gf? Taking his wife's last name? Being clearly controlled by that wife? Being twisted into the truck stop rapist he looks like today by American Traditional Morgoth? Here's hoping the Klein's don't spin out too fast and can push these losers to the edge.

 

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I can't understand how Ian hasn't snapped already.

Because he's an SSRI zombie. His meds have numbed his ability to feel anything, from sadness to joy, and made it impossible for him to muster the will to make changes in his life.

 

[Piss Bear]

I really don't see any normal dentist wanting to install a gold crown ovet a perfectly healthy tooth. So he most likely went to some shitty place that installs grills for apes, meaning it would have been even more pricey than a regular crown.

An impression of the old tooth would have need to be made, then a gold replica of it is made. When the third party has made the tacky garbage, the dentist will then have to shave down the tooth down and install the tacky gold tooth. A regular American dentist would charge around $2400 or so to install a gold crown over a damaged tooth. As this is Ian Johma getting it done by a cosmetic dentist in one of the most pricey cities in America? He probably paid 3-4k for it.

All of that just to look worse than before the money was spent. I don't get what kind of look he is going for, but it's really unflattering. I guess it's a rich people thing and poor folk like myself wouldn't understand.

Here's hoping the Klein's don't spin out too fast and can push these losers to the edge.

I've already said it once but I'm praying for that Content Nuke. It would be so funny, Ethan could dress up as a "Content Nuker Cop" or even straight up dress as Content Cop himself, do all the skits Ian did like going to the sewer or whatever. It would only make Ethan look good and make Ian look worse.

Keep in mind, I don't have many strong opinions on H3H3, I just think it's really funny watching retards fight.

Because he's an SSRI zombie. His meds have numbed his capacity to feel anything, from sadness to joy.

I know exactly how Ian feels, that's the really fucking sad thing. I was like him not too long ago. I quit that shit and feel so much better. Ian needs to try to wean off of them slowly so he can snap out of this stupor and maybe feel the fire under his ass a bit. He needs to leave Anisa and change his last name back to what it originally was. Lots of his old fans would love to see a redemption arc.

 

[Total Norman Death]

Because he's an SSRI zombie. His meds have numbed his ability to feel anything, from sadness to joy, and made it impossible for him to muster the will to make changes in his life.

Does he not have siblings or old friends? Is it just the Anissaverse now? I have to imagine his trips to Australia included an attempt at a struggle session.

I've already said it once but I'm praying for that Content Nuke. It would be so funny, Ethan could dress up as a "Content Nuker Cop" or even straight up dress as Content Cop himself, do all the skits Ian did like going to the sewer or whatever. It would only make Ethan look good and make Ian look worse.

It may take that to get them to really pick a side. That deranged frog tranny really wants Ian to content cop the Kleins but they're too scared, but Sniffy has gotta be right there on the edge, would be the final nail in the coffin for CC3. Might earn them some anti-zionist points but they're so broke it wouldn't matter. I do not care for the Klein's but there was a time, pre podcast where I liked them, and what their children have been put through is pretty cruel. The third worldist/anti-zionist crowd is so ugly and retarded that I can't help but support who they hate.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He looks like something i'd find outside a British pub at 4am.

This fake trailer trash looking goblin fucker makes me want to defend British people. This is how bad things really are.

 

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Does he not have siblings or old friends? Is it just the Anissaverse now? I have to imagine his trips to Australia included an attempt at a struggle session.

No, he doesn't appear to.
He doesn't post pictures of him and other people together, he doesn't talk about doing stuff with other people. The only other person that he seems to have social contact with is Uncle Dane, the 3rd chair on their nontent podcast.
He's done his best to alienate everyone that ever cared for him or supported him, from his old fans, to his former content collaborators, to people who backed and platformed him during the anisa OF drama, like the Kleins.
Max and Chad even tried to give him an opportunity by having him on Cold Ones, and he looked miserable. "like he's banned from having fun" to paraphrase a YouTube comment.
Also he was invited to Max' wedding, but chose not to go because Anisa booked a tattoo session for her buttersnake backpiece around the same time. For the sake of comparison, Joji was having a concert tour around that time, but he scheduled it specifically to be able to attend the wedding.

 

[James Brown]

Does he not have siblings or old friends?

I think Ian keeps tight wraps on whatever is wrong with his family. I want to say he has a sister? But siblings from fucked up families tend to be poor allies. Anisa said in those Discord chats that his mom and (I believe) a sister would tell her Ian didn't treat her well enough - that tells me there's some sabotaging, shit-stirring, histrionic trash behavior going on in his family wreath, likely enabled by a jailbird dad not being present. Him taking her last name is way more than liberal brownie points. And the lonely holidays spent with Anisa baking boneless turkey breast followed up by a trip to Jack in the Box? Only her family has the excuse of being in another country.

Imo it explains a lot about his retarded and insecure habits, like being a voodoo doll for the first BPD monster that finds him, lacking "empathy", having no internal identity, and treating everyone outside of Anisa as disposable. He knows he has nothing outside of Anisa, which she loves. He really has nobody that deeply gives a fuck about him and probably didn't early on, which is why he's so detestable and easily controlled.

 

[Piss Bear]

I think Ian keeps tight wraps on whatever is wrong with his family. I want to say he has a sister? But siblings from fucked up families tend to be poor allies. Anisa said in those Discord chats that his mom and (I believe) a sister would tell her Ian didn't treat her well enough - that tells me there's some sabotaging, shit-stirring, histrionic trash behavior going on in his family wreath, likely enabled by a jailbird dad not being present. Him taking her last name is way more than liberal brownie points. And the lonely holidays spent with Anisa baking boneless turkey breast followed up by a trip to Jack in the Box? Only her family has the excuse of being in another country.

Imo it explains a lot about his retarded and insecure habits, like being a voodoo doll for the first BPD monster that finds him, lacking "empathy", having no internal identity, and treating everyone outside of Anisa as disposable. He knows he has nothing outside of Anisa, which she loves. He really has nobody that deeply gives a fuck about him and probably didn't early on, which is why he's so detestable and easily controlled.

Maybe it's time for Daddy Hyde to step up and be the real father Ian never had.
For real though, Hyde could have been a good friend to Ian if he just allowed it. Sigh.

Anyways enough of me longing for what could have been.
Faggy Tonic can be seen kissing Anisa's ass under the shrimp summer rolls picture.


LOL

 

[Total Norman Death]

Imo it explains a lot about his retarded and insecure habits, like being a voodoo doll for the first BPD monster that finds him, lacking "empathy", having no internal identity, and treating everyone outside of Anisa as disposable. He knows he has nothing outside of Anisa, which she loves. He really has nobody that deeply gives a fuck about him and probably didn't early on, which is why he's so detestable and easily controlled.

What a nightmare. My wife and I have big families, and after our toddler demanded to speak with one of her uncles she said she's so happy the kid has so many people that love her. Ian is the untethered mush person of tomorrow, couldn't rise above it.

 

[EatYourVeggies]

I get the HGH gut and the gord expansion but can any kiwibros explain why Sam has no chest, is he just not targeting it compared to his arms? Its a puzzling physique.

My knowledge regarding the totally-not homoerotic passtime of cultivating the male physique can finally become useful

(I wanted to leave this unthumbnailed for the authentic experience)

Sam Hyde is taking human growth hormone, testosterone, aromatase inhibitors, elephant abortion pills and whatever else he managed to steal from his grandma's medicine cabinet. He has a high body fat %, as evidenced by his beer belly. Why his chest looks disproportionally smaller compared to his arms is not because of a muscle imbalance but because arms store less fat than the chest, and fat arms look muscular regardless. You can see his upper chest, near the delts, where there is less fat, and see that it is pretty round and hypertrophied. His lower chest is FAT and has GYNOCOMASTIA -- nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.

Conclusion: while the uninitiated find his physique puzzling, the peer-reviewed expert opinion is that Sam is a roids-pilled Ogremaxxer.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Has anybody posted this

He's so angry, for no fucking reason. I don't even think it's Anuses influence, he's just genuinely angry like a rabid dog. It's so funny, it feels like a movie villain getting angry at his plans failing. "How can Ted Cruz say this, how can these people be trolling, these are peoples lives and cultures dammit"
I miss Ian, I hate what anus Hollywood and Seattle have transformed him into.

PreserveTube

Spoiler: Local Archive

This is an awful video where Ian complains about the right wing in political power and how he feels it has been co-opted away from normal (terminally online career by choice) people like him.

Also laughed at this quote which is definitely not about anything else.

"I understand that there is this part of the brain that says 'I like the idea of there not being a cancel culture and the effects of the White House being able to say whatever the fuck they want, I like the idea of that trickling down to me at my job at my place of my employment so that I can be a little bit more relaxed and I can maybe say some fucked up shit and people will know that I am just joking.' ." - Idubbbz 2025

 

[032820]

Anisa said in those Discord chats that his mom and (I believe) a sister would tell her Ian didn't treat her well enough - that tells me there's some sabotaging, shit-stirring, histrionic trash behavior going on in his family wreath, likely enabled by a jailbird dad not being present.

I think around 2017, when Ian cut short his trip to Canada and then broke up with Anisa via phone call (imagine how nice his stay at Anisa's family home was), Anisa called Ian's mom to ask her what to do. Ian's mom adviced her to not contact Ian at all, because he "needed to know that she could just let him be" (lol). As we know after two weeks of no contact, Ian asked her to try again.
Besides the legitimate advice, I also suspect Ian didn't decide to go back to Anisa organically, but rather his mom talked him into it. Maybe she had good intentions but from this we can assume that no one had his back. His friends didn't see anything wrong with Anisa back then, the Kleins maintain that Anisa has not changed him, the only people who keep telling him to divorce her and get his shit together are those he considers "enemies" (Sam, the evil chudcel ex fans, even Keemstar one time), and why would he listen to mean strangers online and evil men he hates over his wholesome discord trannies and his lovely wife, the only person he has left? It's hopeless. Should've stayed single.

Maybe it's time for Daddy Hyde to step up and be the real father Ian never had.
For real though, Hyde could have been a good friend to Ian if he just allowed it. Sigh.

If Sam had his priorities straight he would've used that week he spent epically trolling Ian to befriend him and deprogram him instead. What a shame.

 

[James Brown]

that week he spent epically trolling Ian to befriend him and deprogram him instead.

Honestly, Tana had way more of a chance. Simps don't thrive with male influence, Sam is too intimidating so his stunted retard brain thinks "bully". To break free he'd have to monkey-branch to a trad thot or something. There's no way he'd live by himself after all this. But this is kind of talk is all pointless anyway because Anisa has both physically and mentally branded him to the point that he is totally undesireable and unemployable to anyone outside of other BPD's .

 

[Oilspill Battery]

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12:55 "We have allowed these people to feel comfortable tweeting out jokes that you would be fired on the spot tweeting out."

Yes you literal cuckold, that is the literal problem. These people have supports because they DON'T think you should be fired for making these jokes and are empowered when they watch them make them.

How can ian be so unbelievably out of touch when this is literally the same shit he was preaching ages ago?

I like how he acknowledges a few seconds later that this is why people support it, because of cancel culture, but he can't help but laugh at the same time as if cancel culture isn't a legitimate concern, and the only counterpoint he can give is "it doesn't work that way" without elaborating.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I understand your sympathy for Ian, but idk it's hard for me to feel any sympathy for him because he was so stupid for wanting to be with someone like Anus (the first pussy he got) in the first place

I raise you this.

Ian isn't worth pity because of the fuck-up he made the choice to marry. Ian isn't worth your pity because in the sad goblin state he is, losing all the respect and reputation he had, clearly going in the most unprincipled way about who he chooses to associate with and how he handles those relationships, everything he has done since being a failure and he treats every action we laugh at like it makes him a better man. Despite all of that, he thinks he is better than us. He rules a kingdom of IBS dirty briefs and he still thinks he is better than everyone he isn't trying to drag to his corner.

 

[Racial Slurs the Movie]

I would be proud as fuck if I was a texan.

Why? You didn't choose to be Texan, it's just as retarded as the people who are proud to be black.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

Why? You didn't choose to be Texan, it's just as retarded as the people who are proud to be black.

Guns, desert, cowboy clothing, accent, monument valley? , red state, robert e howard and a lot more.
The other states don't have as much interesting history, backstory, culture or legacy.

 

[Leo Frank]

Remember, she doesn’t read or care about hater comments and last night she “couldn’t believe there was a time she let anyone make her feel insecure”




Has Ian checked out of their marriage besides his marching orders like being Anisa’s personal paparazzi? She is not cut out to be a public figure. She’s not clever or intimidating enough to clap back at haterz. Her best course of action would be to ignore them since she is terrible at comebacks.

Her desperation at internet attention the last few days is signaling things aren’t going well at home

She has to know how cringe this editing looks, right? When you think about the process it makes it more insane. She is going to Costco, something a lot of people do every single day and decides it’s worthy of telling the world. Not only telling them, but attaching a photo because she thinks everyone wants to see it. She takes probably 100-150 selfies. Sits down on the couch or bed and goes through them before deciding on the winner and firing up facetune. I wonder if Ian will be forced to tag along and take “candids” of her shopping as well.

I hate to sound like leafy, but sometimes age is an important factor when judging someone’s behavior and character. She is 32. This is single 21 year old behavior. She went through the meltdown showing old photos of her at 22-23 with Ian the other night and she’s obviously having a hard time with her age. 32 isn’t even old, it’s just at 32 society has certain expectations of how someone, man or woman, should conduct themselves online and in person including how they physically present themselves. She refuses to act her age, grow up and accept she’s not a hot 21 year old tiktoker or Twitter gorl.

Most 32 year old women have children or are preparing for them if they stay at home. If they don’t want children they have careers. She has neither. Either way, most women at 32 have figured out what direction their life is going in and have real responsibilities. It’s expected for bored girls and young women to act cringey on the internet. It’s a red flag when a 32 year old is doing it.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Remember, she doesn’t read or care about hater comments and last night she “couldn’t believe there was a time she let anyone make her feel insecure”

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Has Ian checked out of their marriage besides his marching orders like being Anisa’s personal paparazzi? She is not cut out to be a public figure. She’s not clever or intimidating enough to clap back at haterz. Her best course of action would be to ignore them since she is terrible at comebacks.

Her desperation at internet attention the last few days is signaling things aren’t going well at home
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She has to know how cringe this editing looks, right? When you think about the process it makes it more insane. She is going to Costco, something a lot of people do every single day and decides it’s worthy of telling the world. Not only telling them, but attaching a photo because she thinks everyone wants to see it. She takes probably 100-150 selfies. Sits down on the couch or bed and goes through them before deciding on the winner and firing up facetune. I wonder if Ian will be forced to tag along and take “candids” of her shopping as well.

She unusually replies back to a lot of people in this post on X: