Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don't recall the exact stream, but at one point during the long downward spiral, Nick promised the gift would go to all locals members who were active when the 5K goal was reached, even if they were no longer subscribed. He claimed to still have the emails to contact them.

The gift is obviously never happening. But if it was, I can't imagine anyone aside from his small collection of dead-ender locals enablers would want to give him their mailing addresses at this point. I certainly wouldn't.

However, I'm still just a little bit curious what he thinks would be worth this half-a-decade-long wait, when he could have just ordered some branded shot glasses from Temu and been done with it. Given what he's hinted at so far, I'm picturing some kind of mother's day arts and crafts project made by a downs syndrome child.

He said he had gotten a laser cutter/engraver some weeks past, and was starting to make the 5k gift (with his wife) as part of getting back to streaming and 'keeping promises' and a scehdule.

Do not hold your breath to see it.

Only slightly related; null has seemed to do what Nick couldn't: monetize rumble chat. Mind you i missed like 10-15 minutes and so it's off by at least $200. Logger still works in case of a surprise nick stream.

You do not have to work when you have a lucrative contract. They just pay you money, and you can just radically change the format, topic, and tone of your show and suffer no consequences. They will be so eager to renew the contract the following year because you are such a cool guy!

 

[Kosher Dill]

And bc I’m annoyed enough to (almost) double-post, here are the “essential” eligibility requirements (beyond education, passing the Bar Exam and professional responsibility exam, and (cough) character and fitness review):

Essential Eligibility Requirements. Applicants must be able to demonstrate the following essential eligibility requirements for the practice of law:
(1) The ability to be honest and candid with clients, lawyers, courts, the Board, and others;
(2) The ability to reason, recall complex factual information, and integrate that information with complex legal theories;
(3) The ability to communicate with clients, lawyers, courts, and others with a high degree of organization and clarity;
(4) The ability to use good judgment on behalf of clients and in conducting one’s professional business;
(5) The ability to conduct oneself with respect for and in accordance with the law;
(6) The ability to avoid acts which exhibit disregard for the rights or welfare of others;
(7) The ability to comply with the requirements of the Rules of Professional Conduct, applicable state, local, and federal laws, regulations, statutes, and any applicable order of a court or tribunal;
(8 ) The ability to act diligently and reliably in fulfilling one’s obligations to clients, lawyers, courts, and others;
(9) The ability to use honesty and good judgment in financial dealings on behalf of oneself, clients, and others; and
(10) The ability to comply with deadlines and time constraints.

He has the ability to do all those things, he just chooses not to because he's not a NERD!

 

[Clem Fandango]

I love your embarrassment. It is my own.

Imagine going through the Hell that is lol school and ending up realizing people like Nick actually passed. How the FUCK did this RETARD PASS?

Oh well, even a goddamn idiot could pass the bar exam. I mean, I did, and LOOK AT ME.

Hell, look up any video online of Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett of Texas. She's functionally retarded, and has repeatedly said that entering the US illegally is a civil matter and not a crime (it is a federal misdemeanor, i.e. a crime). She somehow passed the bar and was a public defender before she was elected.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Stream and prove it true Nick.
I don't think you can even pull 1k at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

Yep... since that anti-white Malay comedian lift up his career on this shit and some famous cooks got into it, there is a fad on gastronomy circles and specially Internet in general about this slop.

Well jihad on that and fuck that shit there is literally nothing wrong with throwing a bunch of leftover rice and some oil and random shit in your kitchen together and frying it and then eating it.

I don't even know what idiot comedian you're talking about. Whatever, he needs to suck my cock. There is nothing wrong with frying some rice along with everything else left over, unless you're Nick Rickieta, then kill yourself you evil cocksucker, because you need to die.

 

[Vect]

Sorry mate, but if your rice looks greasy you fundamentally fucked it up.

it's not something I'd call serviceable

Okay we officially are the DSP thread.

 

[There She Glows]

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Okay we officially are the DSP thread.

Hyperbolically nitpicking lolcow food is a longstanding tradition of the farms.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

TOTALY VINDICATION LACE UP KEEWEES

RACKETS WILL ANLOWTAX

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

TOTALY VINDICATION LACE UP KEEWEES

RACKETS WILL ANLOWTAX

He doesn't love his kids enough to do that.

 

[Boss Bass]

Poor Vic. Everyone related to Nick skates, friends, enemies, live in whores. Everyone except Vic.

It’s genuinely weird that Nick has this transactional, value based view of women, but never once thinks that the mother of his child should have more value TO HIM. He talks like a single man with regards to establishing a common value judgement and it’s fucking weird.

 

[Vibralldo]

It’s genuinely weird that Nick has this transactional, value based view of women, but never once thinks that the mother of his child should have more value TO HIM. He talks like a single man with regards to establishing a common value judgement and it’s fucking weird.

Nick values everything in dopamine hits with no deeper analysis

Considering that Kayla's the mother of his children is far too deep of a consideration for him.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's on some kind of Twitter bender. I can't make sense of 3 of his tweets.

This one I can, and it's nonsense.

Say what you will about Viva (what a disappointment; he had potential), but he made Nick famous on Twitter by retweeting him. Viva is very good at Twitter and had something like 400K followers before Nick was a twinkle in anyone's eye. (He also preceded him on YT and was doing quite well.)

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's on some kind of Twitter bender. I can't make sense of 3 of his tweets.

This one I can, and it's nonsense.
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Say what you will about Viva (what a disappointment; he had potential), but he made Nick famous on Twitter by retweeting him. Viva is very good at Twitter and had something like 400K followers before Nick was a twinkle in anyone's eye.

I looked up his Twitter account to check and he only tweeted like 5 times today.

This is the most notable one.
Is Nick flirting with a tranny?

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1903260340948754649

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SeRJr

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If the "Rekieta Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota" line comes back, there's probably going to be an ethics complaint about that misrepresentation. I suppose he could drop the "law firm" part like a faggot and just say "it's just a true crime channel and always has been."

No I like idea. "I'm Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small in central Minnesota."

 

[ChromaQuack]

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I thought this was 'merica! Where's my butter dish tripod?! I need to get to Nicky's post-haste, chain him to his basement radiator and force him to cook until he is the next Marco Pierre! Whip him every time he gets it wrong! Only his blood, sweat and tears can right the wrong of the abominable rice plate! I don't even care that he fed his eight year old cocaine anymore, this subpar plate of rice is a far greater offense!
seriously bro it's ok that you add a bit too much oil to your rice, I don't mean any offense to people with culinary disabilities

I looked up his Twitter account to check and he only tweeted like 5 times today.

This is the most notable one.
Is Nick flirting with a tranny?

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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1903260340948754649

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SeRJr

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Oh MANdy!, here we go again.

 

[Atomic Ant]

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My brother in Christ, I don't know if those are onions or what exactly you tossed in that plate but either it's completely carbonized or it came from a laboratory in Wuhan

Actually I think its basil which would fit in well with a thai-style fried rice, like pad krapow or something.

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:

It looks like completely regular fried rice? The way people talk about food on this site really baffles me. There are plenty of lolcows doing abominable things in the kitchen, but Jack Scalfani this is not. I think some of yall must have the Ralphamale palate where the only food that doesn't induce a complete bodily rejection is plain beef on a plate with nothing.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It looks like completely regular fried rice?

Only if you are not a fried rice connoisseur.
You can see the reflections everywhere of the oil clinging to every ingredient, which means the entire thing was drowned in oil during the frying part and it instead cooked in oil. Which is bad.

Then you can see the small greens that have dehydrated and are now stuck as stringy mush between the rice, that means someone put those leafy greens into the oil to cook way too early.

These are all very amateur mistakes that do not happen to someone who cooks fried rice more frequently.
Posting this picture with the pretentious ceramic chopsticks, which are the wrong utensil for fried rice, ist just another case of Nick showing off a sub-standard effort.

Hence the Uncle Roger memes for 2 pages.

 

[thebigdream]

It looks like completely regular fried rice? The way people talk about food on this site really baffles me. There are plenty of lolcows doing abominable things in the kitchen, but Jack Scalfani this is not. I think some of yall must have the Ralphamale palate where the only food that doesn't induce a complete bodily rejection is plain beef on a plate with nothing.

You can police what I find funny when Nick is doing literally anything else with his time. It's amusing when he posts incredibly mid (sometimes even disgusting) food as if anyone wants this content, and I'm not going to pretend it isn't.

 

[Atomic Ant]

You can police what I find funny when Nick is doing literally anything else with his time. Until then I will enjoy mocking his slop when he posts it expecting praise.

Finding in-thread autism funny =/= policing what you find funny

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Finding in-thread autism funny =/= policing what you find funny

For someone who presented himself as a "trad dad" it is just shameful how bad he actually is at typical household things, which puts the leaving of the Nanny into harsh perspective.
It also supports what Aaron said about the kids eating Spaghetti Os, because nobody was preparing food for them properly.

You may think "oohhh, its just fried rice, what is the issue?" but it is actually another symptom of Nick being a fucking liar. He can't even cook fried rice properly.
That you do not see straight away that the dish is a poor effort is more indicative of yourself not knowing how to cook than anything else. If you did you would also see the issue with the dish.

[EDIT] Also thanks to Uncle Roger fried rice is a fucking meme, maybe google it.