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Now you know why I'm here.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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Is that the fucking Cenobite chick? Don't introduce him to her, he'll probably use it as fap material. Or Kelly Ronahan.
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I wouldn't call it an honor. I feel like I need a shower.
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Spoiler that shit bro!!
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WIP of Miaplacidus as KF's public property (Purple arm ribbon dude.)
Don't steal, Alex. He'll kill you in a blink of your own eyes instantly.
Don't steal, Alex. He'll kill you in a blink of your own eyes instantly.
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My cat has given me gnarlier cuts. Do better Alex. Remember...
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Somehow he manages to fuck up cutting himself.
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Me and my wife got deeper cuts from my cat more than your piss poor attempt trying to be like your lesbian obscure amateur artist or your average emo girl on LiveJournal or Blogspot. Nice attempt, stupid.
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You're a pathetic manchild that rivals the star wars, sonic and weeb fandom overlap in terms of spergnova nerds. You're an insufferable prick whose existence is an amusement to outsiders like us. You're a fucking charicature. You aren't worth what your sperg ass thinks you are.
You aren't hot shit. You're cold vomit. Seriously, fuck off if you're reading this. All you need to do is DFE. Take a break. Take it easy. Quit being retarded. Or, simply livestream your suicide in VC if you really can't handle that your autism and pedophilia was exposed by someone who simply decided to look into your digital footprint of horrors.
You read the site disclaimers when you signed up. You've joined in on shitting on other cows. You have nothing else to say. It's over man. Cats out of the bag. Theres no negotiation to be held and never was.
Instead of wasting time online, how about you make a list on how to unfuck your life and stop gooning to loli amputees?
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Look at this nigger ostrich! Fucking pathetic cretin
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I don't regret ever being nice to you. I only regret not shitting on you even more and kicking up a fuss when you showed me your weird shotacon comic. At least you never deleted it so others can see. I'm glad you got exposed Alex. You've had it coming ever since that old banned Byuu guy found your YouTube channel. A simple search on the farms before all of this came out indicated you were a sperg in the making with poor OPSEC.
You're a shining example among many others on why you should read the site disclaimers and practice basic OPSEC.
You're a shining example among many others on why you should read the site disclaimers and practice basic OPSEC.
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Cross posting from The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame
@bear hammer , @giantrobotfan , @A glass of milk is a nigger and a zoey a-log.
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Oh no the weight of a "suicidal" pedophile, aaahhhh!
The gang is all here. No clue why he formed an attachment with us in particular though.
This is very parasocial lol. Gotta be one of the first times for me to have that dynamic. We don't even think about you as much as you probably think of us Alex. You're overthinking everything just because you're mad at the internet. In other words, get a job nigger and get better hobbies.
The gang is all here. No clue why he formed an attachment with us in particular though.
This is very parasocial lol. Gotta be one of the first times for me to have that dynamic. We don't even think about you as much as you probably think of us Alex. You're overthinking everything just because you're mad at the internet. In other words, get a job nigger and get better hobbies.
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love you too buddy. get some sleep.
A glass of milk
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Alex is currently having a meltdown
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EVERYONE WHO HATES ME ON KIWIFARMS NEEDS TO DIE AND KILL THEMSELVES!
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EITHER HAVE SYMPATHY FOR ME OR KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!
These are only the 2 options I'll accept.
These are only the 2 options I'll accept.
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KIWI FARMS USERS BELONG IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS BECAUSE THEYRE SO VILE AND DISGUSTING!
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I SERIOUSLY REGRET NOT JOINING KEFFALS IN THE #DROPKIWIFARMS LIKE HOLY SHIT THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE THE FUCKING WORSE I EVER SEEN. THEY BELONG IN NORTH KOREAN DETENTION CENTERS FOR THEIR FUCKING AWFUL BEHAVIOR. HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING!
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I SERIOUSLY REGRET NOT JOINING IN ON THE DDOSING OF KIWIFARMS! I AM SERIOUSLY NOW GOING TO WRITE A #DROPKIWIFARMS BOOK!
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IF KIWIFARMS USERS HAVE CANCER, I WILL MASTURBATE TO THEIR SUFFERINGS!
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In that order..? That's a tricky one Alex, I don't know how I'm supposed to die then kill myself. Could you be a helping hand and give us a example? I'm a visual learner, so you might want to try it out on yourself Alex.
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If you have any shred of decency or any sort of conscience, Alex, fucking do it. Put aside your own childish thoughts for one moment and think about what a burden you are on your poor parents, your poor sister who have to sacrifice so much of their life and happiness keeping a worthless manbaby who will never amount to anything in life content. You think they enjoy the life you’ve forced them to live? They might be smiling and supportive to your face, but that’s just a mask to keep you, the overgrown toddler happy and not throw a tantrum. They’re unhappy and most likely depressed having to be subjected to your constant autistic screeching, your ungratefulness, your refusal to grow up, the fact you would rather spend what should be a happy vacation making memories with your family on your computer screaming and blubbering at a bunch of internet strangers for near a month.
Do the right thing and give your family the peace and quiet you’ve denied them for so long, Alex.
Do the right thing and give your family the peace and quiet you’ve denied them for so long, Alex.