User @Clavicular seeks asspats in the Bad Plastic Surgery thread

[NotClavicular]

Maybe it's just my personal taste - other lady Kiwis feel free to chime in - but I've never seen a looksmaxxer who looked attractive

What about this looksmaxxer?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

What about this looksmaxxer?
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I have no idea who that is, so I tried using Google Lens and it was far more interested in the doggo than the man. Even when I tried cropping it to just the man's face, Lens decided that I, in fact, wanted to look at the dog. It is a very cute doggo. His human is quite handsome. His face doesn't engage my fight-or-flight response.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Looksmaxxers just look like the male equivalent of women who get a bunch of work done and end up looking like a Bratz doll. All the "attractive" facial features are accentuated and the end result is weird and uncanny. Nobody normally looks like that.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I have no idea who that is, so I tried using Google Lens and it was far more interested in the doggo than the man. Even when I tried cropping it to just the man's face, Lens decided that I, in fact, wanted to look at the dog. It is a very cute doggo. His human is quite handsome. His face doesn't engage my fight-or-flight response.

Google lens has been ass as of recently. They won't show you anything if it's a human. Even when looking for an Andrew Tate image it just showed me images of suits.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

What about this looksmaxxer?
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Too beefy for my tastes and he reminds me a tad too much of prime Chael Sonnen but at least he looks like a human.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

What about this looksmaxxer?
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Amazing! The first instance of man to dog looksmaxxing! The name of his plastic surgeon is Doctor Moreau.

 

[h2_jGX]

I'd love to see a looksmaxxer where the "before" photo is them over the age of 20. It's almost always when they're a teenager, 15-17, and I've never seen one where the guy was 20 or older in the before photo. Ever.

Well, according to him his face change is due to 'bonesmashing', but I don't personally buy that explanation

They always claim bonesmashing when asked about the work they got done in regards to jawlines, or they claim mewing. They do it because the obvious answer is plastic surgery of some kind, and they think it's some kind of funny in-joke.

I've never seen a "looksmaxxer" who was fully transparent about what was done, only ever brags about how their pre-puberty self was a LOSER and now they get all of the bitches on dating apps and in the clubs because they're a CHAD.

Anyways, I don't want to derail the thread about the incels and their looksmaxxing stuff, because it's gay, but they're one of the worst when it comes to plastic surgery. They never ever look good or normal afterwards.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What about this looksmaxxer?
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He’s nice-looking. Looks like he takes care of his body and (unrelated but an observation) lives in a nice home (those appear to be quality doors; I assume it’s a family home but either way). Hope he’s doing something with his life beyond focusing on his looks, because if he has no real interests, is self-absorbed or lazily counting on looks to do everything, or not making his way in the world with integrity and effort, then he will be unattractive overall.

What I mean is (not about that guy; I don’t know her) yes, being high- or medium- objectively attractive tends to create initial and superficial positive impressions and responses, but boring, shallow, lazy or unkind assholes are disappointing and unpleasant, and they will wind up just as bereft of a fulfilling, quality life as anyone.

It’s normal to want to be (and look) your best (however a person defines that for themselves), but if it is an obsession or a person’s only interest, then it’s inherently a solo activity and dull for everyone else. If a self-obsessed person stays self-obsessed, then they bring nothing of value to the table - any table.

 

[Dawdler]

Well, according to him his face change is due to 'bonesmashing', but I don't personally buy that explanation
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That's interesting but not true.
Dude also looks gay as hell now

 

[NotClavicular]

I have no idea who that is, so I tried using Google Lens and it was far more interested in the doggo than the man. Even when I tried cropping it to just the man's face, Lens decided that I, in fact, wanted to look at the dog. It is a very cute doggo. His human is quite handsome. His face doesn't engage my fight-or-flight response.

Its just some guy from the looksmax community.
He got 700 likes in a day with dogshit selfies on tinder so its not surprising that you think hes handsome.

 

[h2_jGX]

Its just some guy from the looksmax community.
He got 700 likes in a day with dogshit selfies on tinder so its not surprising that you think hes handsome.

Sincere question, is this just a picture of you? If so, that's kind of gay, to fish for compliments on KiwiFarms. You wouldn't be the first one, though.

The oldest version of this image I found was on looksmax.org (L - A), the username is also Clavicular. The Instagram also has the same username.

If it's not you, why are you impersonating this dude?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Hope he’s doing something with his life beyond focusing on his looks, because if he has no real interests, is self-absorbed or lazily counting on looks to do everything, or not making his way in the world with integrity and effort, then he will be unattractive overall.

How would looks do everything for a man in the way you describe? (please don't list actors...)

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Sincere question, is this just a picture of you? If so, that's kind of gay, to fish for compliments on KiwiFarms. You wouldn't be the first one, though.

The oldest version of this image I found was on looksmax.org (L - A), the username is also Clavicular. The Instagram also has the same username.

If it's not you, why are you impersonating this dude?

Please god Halal Thread

 

[Mound Dweller]

If it's not you, why are you impersonating this dude?

I had a quick skim and... there's some tiktok slop with the same dude in it again, looks like he's fishing for attention.

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Mate you look like dogshit, kinda brave but also kinda dumb, RIP your social resplectability for pooosting on the dang dirty keewee ferms you should pivot to being spiritually deformed as your face physically is.

 

[h2_jGX]

I had a quick skim and... there's some tiktok slop with the same dude in it again, looks like he's fishing for attention.

Mate you look like dogshit, kinda brave but also kinda dumb, RIP your social resplectability for pooosting on the dang dirty keewee ferms you should pivot to being spiritually deformed as your face physically is.

I saw the TikTok account (L), and his YouTube channel (L). He has an old Reddit account under the username Ylrven. Apparently he got his post removed from the r/autism subreddit, lol, assuming it was an 'epic troll' moment though (L). Clavicular on looksmax.org 100% owns all of these accounts (and a few more I found but not super interesting), but it's hard to say if Clavicular on KiwiFarms is the same guy. They both use Reddit, and Clavicular is obviously a fag that's into looksmaxxing. Posts about it. Uses the same terms. Uses the same username. Uses the same pictures. Shit talk others in the 'community' (as it's common for them to do so).

The dude is a moderator on looksmax.org, so if it is the same guy, I doubt his reputation is a factor.

 

[NotClavicular]

that's kind of gay, to fish for compliments on KiwiFarms

Mate you look like dogshit

RIP your social resplectability for pooosting on the dang dirty keewee ferms you should pivot to being spiritually deformed as your face physically is.

Muh "reputation"
jfl if you think I care.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What about this looksmaxxer?
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Can I pet the doggo

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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Muh "reputation"
jfl if you think I care.

You look soulless, as if you saw an image of a gym shark bro from the 2010s and tried to make it your whole personality.
But do tell, how old would someone recording himself pissing in a public toilet, making his "friend" uncomfortable by saying nigger be?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

How would looks do everything for a man in the way you describe? (please don't list actors...)

They don’t; that was the point.

 

[AMHOLIO]

@Clavicular Why did you post yourself to a bunch of kiwis?