Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[clara red bottoms]

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Same pose she makes when I'm banging her.

I'm not your brother in law, I'm just fucking your sister.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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The funnier situation is if this is actually some newbie, that fucked up so hard they got bullied off instantly, and somehow thought that fucking Alex would be the one to go to get help.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I'm gone for a bit and this tard gives himself papercuts then spergs about the farms 50 more times.
No one is harassing you retard, just turn off your phone the power buttons right there.

 

[rel=alternate]

I just got reminded of this song about Alex.

A great opportunity for him to practice his Russian

 

[IKOL]

If you want us to stop laughing at you, stop posting funny shit

Oh no Alex, it fucking does. And we will. All because your fetishes are this level of creep alert, let alone drawings of underage amputees.
I mean we accidental artists are all sinners, but some of us more than others and you my whiny irl iteration of soyjac meme is very, very guilty of one but you're also NOT an artist, you're just a retard with degenerate fetishes we don't condone there. Oh and...tsk. Because you've crossed a handful of lines that should've never been crossed.

Jesus fuck I was more literate in my 25, minus army contract service, that was the most brain dead idea of mine.

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And this is why we bully 2024 and 2025 regdate niggers out of here. You have no literacy, you have no proper opsec (says me who been phonebooking myself in stealth mode, the roast is pink on the inside still), you coming here from various shit holes that no normal person would hang around.
And you expect us welcoming you with open arms? Nah get the fuck out of here you faggots, you won't pass trial by sneed you're done for.

 

[rel=alternate]

I just got reminded of this song about Alex.

A great opportunity for him to practice his Russian

If I did not know better, I would think he his an Alex sock.

His songs really have some way of nailing down Alex. It's uncanny

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I mean we accidental artists are all sinners, but some of us more than others and you my whiny irl iteration of soyjac meme is very, very guilty of one but you're also NOT an artist, you're just a retard with degenerate fetishes we don't condone there. Oh and...tsk. Because you've crossed a handful of lines that should've never been crossed.

This reminded me of a line from the book Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (No, really), for context, the speaker is a vampire named Henry who aids Lincoln in hunting down and killing other vampires.

“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.”

Spoiler: More info about that book. Not as bad as you'd think from the title.

Henry is a survivor of the Roanoke colony, that was massacred by a vampire. The vampire eventually turned Henry, because he didn't want to be trapped in America without any other Europeans. Henry, obviously not being a fan of that shit, trains vampire hunters, because in the Abe Lincoln Vamp. Hunter universe, vampires are biologically incapable of killing each other. They can hurt each other, but Henry needs men like Abe to finish them off. In this universe, vampires can also turn the recently deceased, the book ends with Lincoln standing at his own memorial, listening to the "I Have a Dream Speech".

 

[Glowie]

"Remember alex, down the street, not across the road."

FUCK YOU FLAMING BARGHAST!

Objection, Alex it's across the jugular! You might have have hard time to find it after Mexican lice moved into your neckbeard

Oy vey
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>Kippa isn't a slice of watermelon nor the is watermelon.
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immense
It's clearly written in the old testament that Pharaoh and his forces were crushed when two halves merged back together.

 

[crackers breakfast]

why did you cut yourself alex? we arent satanic cult and you arent manipulated victim of one either, just log off retard

 

[Pedophobe]

why did you cut yourself alex?

Autoampunekoshonenphillia.

 

[PaperRoads]

Someone is impersonating @Axiom. on Alex's most recent post.

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Status / Ghost Archive

Spoiler: Text

I understand every embarrassing thing I done was my own volition. But it doesn't give you the right to bully me.

successfuldavid: You are right this is going too far. They even start to target new innocent members (like me) on the farm.
All they do is randomly bully new members into the death. This site should be destroyed. I am looking into it more and I am going to see if I can sue the farms.

AximKF: Cut yourself more, dumb sperging nigger faggot. Nobody wants you on the farms. We all hope you die alone. And we prefer you to die as fast as possible.

I'm thinking it's Alex himself. He's always been obsessed with Axiom.

EDIT: maybe not...

 

[Glowie]

why did you cut yourself alex? we arent satanic cult and you arent manipulated victim of one either, just log off retard

Carving user names into his massive gunt thighs or his arms would disgrace our usernames with your shitty 8 year old down's syndrome with sense integration disorder handwriting.

I swear Alex, you're so retarded that you have up, left and right syndrome too.

He doesn't have to log in to see thread, making it easier read about himself here.

 

[AnOminous]

So BY MAKING THE LIST KNOWN IN THE HOPES OF CREATING FEAR, HE IS BY DEFINITION guilty. Even though it's impossible and he's a faggot with a sister I'd do.

He is such a totally weak faggot I'd literally hand him a gun and then fuck his sister in front of him with no fear.

 

[Xev]

All those accounts are probably Alex. He'd rather run some gayops to own himself than check out an ancient ruin or pristine beach.

 

[AnOminous]

Out of solidarity to Alex's cause, I also cut myself for really real. Not even joking. Probably going to the hospital or the morgue.

I CUT MYSELF TODAY.
BECAUSE I AM A DORK.
I FOCUS ON THE GAY.
I DID IT WITH A SPORK!

#CutForAlex #DropKiwiFarms #DieNullDie
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[Glowie]

Someone is impersonating @Axiom. on Alex's most recent post.

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Status / Ghost Archive

Spoiler: Text

I understand every embarrassing thing I done was my own volition. But it doesn't give you the right to bully me.

successfuldavid: You are right this is going too far. They even start to target new innocent members (like me) on the farm.
All they do is randomly bully new members into the death. This site should be destroyed. I am looking into it more and I am going to see if I can sue the farms.

AximKF: Cut yourself more, dumb sperging nigger faggot. Nobody wants you on the farms. We all hope you die alone. And we prefer you to die as fast as possible.

I'm thinking it's Alex himself. He's always been obsessed with Axiom.

EDIT: lol

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Talbott is skin walking again, Alex being autistic he can't tell the difference.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Miaplacidus is done! There will be his neon coloring variant tomorrow, and even the reference sheet's overall interface, sheet is still a WIP.
Do not steal, trace, republish, repost, reblog, mock or plagiarizing Kiwi Farms and NaggotFigger's public property. Do so will make you a chimpanzee nigger faggot, especially LEP.

Original​

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Redesign (sheet is still a WIP).​

Now a 175cm tall toned guy with high reflex skills and could transform his arms into any assortments of ribbon-wrapped/full-blown weapons he could think of in certain combat scenarios. Like his boss, they can hide their divine protection halo when they're not in combat. Nicknamed Ouji, he's always with an airheaded look, but has a penchant of saying philosophical things that makes or makes no sense out of the blue. However, people may assume he's messing around with them (which he is), he's actually very passionate about detailing about magic, tricks, and tutorials on saving time about basic daily life tasks, and is actually a part-time magician! Don't fuck with him, or he'll tangle you to death with his lethal ribbon blades!​

 

[slungus22]

Miaplacidus is done! There will be his neon coloring variant tomorrow, and even the reference sheet's overall interface, sheet is still a WIP.
Do not steal, trace, republish, repost, reblog, mock or plagiarizing Kiwi Farms and NaggotFigger's public property. Do so will make you a chimpanzee nigger faggot, especially LEP.

Original​

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Redesign (sheet is still a WIP).​

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Now a 175cm tall toned guy with high reflex skills and could transform his arms into any assortments of ribbon-wrapped/full-blown weapons he could think of in certain combat scenarios. Like his boss, they can hide their halo when they're not in combat. Nicknamed Ouji, he's always with an airheaded look, but has a penchant of saying philosophical things that makes or makes no sense out of the blue. However, people may assume he's messing around with them (which he is), he's actually very passionate about detailing about magic, tricks, and tutorials on saving time about basic daily life tasks, and is actually a part-time magician! Don't fuck with him, or he'll tangle you to death with his lethal ribbon blades!​

This looks really good!! love everything about the drawing

 

[A glass of milk]

successfuldavid: You are right this is going too far. They even start to target new innocent members (like me) on the farm.
All they do is randomly bully new members into the death. This site should be destroyed. I am looking into it more and I am going to see if I can sue the farms.

AximKF: Cut yourself more, dumb sperging nigger faggot. Nobody wants you on the farms. We all hope you die alone. And we prefer you to die as fast as possible.
[/SPOILER]

If this is an attempt to manufacture outrage against the site, it’s very incompetent. Either that, or Alex’s orbiters are getting very desperate.

 

[AnOminous]

MELTDOWN HAPPENING. @Flaming_Barghast.

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You really do need to tell your doctors you're doing this, so you can get committed, you fucking lunatic.

It might save your pathetic excuse for a life.