Inactive Sophia Harrington / Jack Harrington / Birdie / SpriteCranbirdie / Alias / Lucifer - Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame

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possibly retail or any other job that doesn't need a lot of experience, but with the background checks, i doubt shed make it through, seeing as looking up sophia harrington saenz leads here as one of the results. forgive me if i'm wrong

oh she hasn't changed her legal name, i'm assuming going off that time sophia complained about a therapist "deadnaming" her.
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How the fuck does a nigga change her name in Sophia's state? I am now curious because I for one have no clue about this shit and whether it differs from state to state because I have no need to change my legal name, especially because I'm not a troon/transtrender. If Sophia has enough money to threaten someone with charges over her hoard, then she surely can pay to change her name.
 
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Mad Hunter said:
How the fuck does a nigga change her name in Sophia's state? I am now curious because I for one have no clue about this shit and whether it differs from state to state because I have no need to change my legal name, especially because I'm not a troon/transtrender. If Sophia has enough money to threaten someone with charges over her hoard, then she surely can pay to change her name.
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damn surprised none of the scam money was spent on an arbitrary legal name change.
 
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VientreGordo3000 said:
damn surprised none of the scam money was spent on an arbitrary legal name change.
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Yeah. Well, I know it's very repetitive now, but if Sofia really hated being deadnamed, then she would have thrown away her money on a legal name change instead. It's still a delusional thing to do because all trannies are retarded, but in the case of the crazy, it should be a priority if the deadnaming is truly affecting her day to day existence and therefore making her act like the mentally-defective faggot she is.
 
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"Sorry, I can't go to work today, the internet won't let me be creepy with minors and that made me DEPRESSED!
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More like she got a hundred illnesses and her boss deadnamed her (is it even deadnaming when the name isn't even legally changed?).

Kind of reminds me of Zepheniah Mann from Team Fortrress 2 where he got "every disease known to mankind." Only that, of course, Zepheniah Mann had more determination, money, and grit than Birdie will ever have.


If Birdie doesn't want a real job, then she should do commissions. But, with her shitty art and reputation, this will not work as well as before, or it may never work anymore. If she changes her Internet identity and makes NOTHING obvious and keeps up the act, she's going to have to start from the bottom, and heaven forbid she has to work her way up because muh depression.
 
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Grease Maurice said:
random question; what was your guys favorite birdie saga? mine was either the return where she immediately got slapped for tracing over a shooting memorial OR the synnibear saga, where she somehow managed to be more unlikable than a literal groomer.
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Not really a saga but more a repeating incident was Birdie threatening suicide whenever the parents came on stream that shit was hilarious and gets me wheezing

 
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Grease Maurice said:
random question; what was your guys favorite birdie saga? mine was either the return where she immediately got slapped for tracing over a shooting memorial OR the synnibear saga, where she somehow managed to be more unlikable than a literal groomer.
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the synnibear situation was a mess man. i couldn't figure out what was actually happening because it got littered with floods of commentary slop made by teenage girls or adult men, and sophia made it worse by trying to pull the spotlight towards her.
i can't even properly decipher what happened over those couple months because everyone was trying to shove themselves into it and make it about "I'M A VICTIM 2 GUYZ!!!11!!"
 
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Grease Maurice said:
random question; what was your guys favorite birdie saga? mine was either the return where she immediately got slapped for tracing over a shooting memorial OR the synnibear saga, where she somehow managed to be more unlikable than a literal groomer.
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Currently, it's this saga with Queen which I'd like to dub the Housing Saga. It's remarkable how Birdie only seems to attract the most retarded people around her and yet THEY DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER EITHER.


Honorable mention: maybe this is more of a mini saga, but definitely the one where the worst abuse she has suffered was doing Math and attending only three days of high school.
 
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Mad Hunter said:
Honorable mention: maybe this is more of a mini saga, but definitely the one where the worst abuse she has suffered was doing Math and attending only three days of high school.
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Whats crazy to me is how much free time birdie had and how many people would've given up their own time to play tutor over discord. All these resources and still a victim
 
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wewe said:
Whats crazy to me is how much free time birdie had and how many people would've given up their own time to play tutor over discord. All these resources and still a victim
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Like a tutor in school subjects? I don't think any of her friends might have much skill or knowledge in any of these subjects because they're so terminally online (when actually, you can just Google it and go to Gutenberg project which pirated fucking everything for everyone to access).

I did imagine Birdie trying to go down the art and animation school route, though. But of course, "the teachers are all horrible, domineering, assholes who only want things done their way."
 
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horseorigin said:
Maybe if she drops the obligatory social-justice politics, and heel-turns into being a controversial edgelord full time (Ala Leafyishere) I could see her making a comeback. She’s problematic for a multitude of reasons.
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And probably get onto some damn meds lmao. No way she can do any of what you described sober.
 
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In a moment of autism I put together a (hopefully) comprehensive timeline of the Queen and Sophia drama. I might add links/sources for certain events but right now I just wanted a clear timeline, I did go 50 or so pages back for most of this so it might be a bit hard to understand, there's some stuff missing but I mostly included major details.

Dec 2024-Jan 2025​
  • Sophia leaves in a hurry and doesn't take any of her stuff with her, she goes to stay with her aunt.
Queen posts pics of Sophia's room after she left. This is the start of the trainwreck. ​
  • Queen posts DMs with Sophia where she's trying to arrange a way to give Sophia her stuff, she doesn't respond for an extended amount of time. When she does she claims to be hospitalised and begs Queen to not throw it away.
  • Queen states that after a month she'll consider it abandoned property, Sophia has to pay Jane and Julie before Queen will consider shipping it out.
  • Sophia acts schizo, is hesitant to give the money as she thinks Queen is lying or trying to extort her. Asks Queen to promise to ship the stuff out, waits to send the money until she gets “evidence”.
  • Sophia acts oblivious to what labour J&J did, (literally taking care of everything for Sophia, and cleaning up her mess when she left), acts retarded and thinks the rent ($800) should’ve covered everything, including the bed she bled on. Implies Julie was extorting money from her/pocketing all of it. This is a recurring theme.
  • Sophia is still paranoid and convinced Queen is playing games with her, asking for extra cash as she thinks Queen and her friends hate her. Also denies bleeding on the bed, defence being she was on birth control and “emaciated from anorexia” lol
  • Sophia tries to excuse her mess by saying she had less than an hour to leave as they were threatening to call the cops, this isn’t true. Queen clarified that she would call the cops only if Sophia refused to leave, not to endanger or scare Sophia. They’d told her to find a hotel so she could stay in MO to help clean up, but she didn’t do enough research and booked at a 21+ hotel. Instead of finding another place she booked a flight back to Washington for the next day. She left by choice.
  • Queen is fed up and tells Sophia to pay up or it’ll be abandoned property. Sophia agrees to pay Jane first but wants to wait for evidence before she pays Julie. Evidence is sent, all seems well.
  • Sophia randomly flips her shit, accuses Queen of revealing private info, being aggressive, “dangerous” with her social media usage and claims her safety has been jeopardised. Turns out Queen wasn’t revealing any private info and she was just freaking out.
  • Late January, Sophia pays Julie but it's pending.
  • Queen posts texts with Mary (Sophia’s aunt) Sophia wants her stuff and any remaining packages mailed to her.
February​
  • The payment for Julie goes through. Queen asks where she should send Sophia’s stuff but Sophia doesn’t respond for the first 10 days of February. Queen sets a deadline for the end of the week, and if she doesn’t respond nothing will be shipped. If Sophia doesn’t come pick her stuff up by the end of the month, it’s abandoned.
  • On the set deadline day Queen posts a thread. Sophia wouldn’t start conversations with Queen, only asking about packages, ignoring the giant hoard she left behind. Second deadline is set, Feb 26th 4PM CST. She clarifies the first deadline was for Sophia to convince Queen why she should help ship her stuff, the current one is for Sophia to pick up her stuff in person or get it shipped out without Queen’s help.
  • Lolsuit shit happens. Queen posts a thread asking if it’s possible to sue after Sophia called the cops on her. Queen spoke to a PO who told her that she should continue helping Sophia to get it over with the quickest, her reasoning for still helping being that she could be sued if she doesn’t. This is quickly dismissed. Queen mentions Sophia getting upset as Queen should’ve known she was too busy to pick her stuff up.
March​
  • At 3AM on March 9th, Queen finished packing Sophia's stuff! (confetti) Five fuck-off-large boxes filled with garbage. Each is about $120 to ship but she's charging an extra $120 which Sophia agreed to, so the grand total is $1200.
  • Queen offers Sophia to fly out to her and ship her own stuff for free. Sophia doesn’t acknowledge this and only says she’s ready to pay.
  • Out of nowhere Sophia says that someone will be showing up at Queen's house at 8:30 AM the next day. Queen did not know nor agree to this and is unable to do this. Later posts a thread announcing she won’t help Sophia anymore and is getting a lawyer.
  • Sophia is a retard and sends the money through her checking instead of her savings account, so it doesn’t go through. Queen tells her to pick up the packages herself, her mom wants it out by Wednesday (March 19th). She doesn’t have the money to ship the stuff and is practically begging Sophia to just pick it up herself. She reiterates that if nothing happens before the deadline, everything will be donated.
  • She tells Sophia she's not wasting her time with her anymore, Sophia ignores it and tries to downplay it by saying she’s just giving instructions. Sophia admits she can come to MO and is able to afford it, BUT doesn’t have the “time or resources”.
  • The guy shows up, the boxes weren’t outside so he leaves for the time being.
  • Sophia is paying the guy to not only pick the stuff up, but ship it as well. This goes against the agreement they’d made prior, so Queen says she needs $700 before Wednesday. (honestly have no idea what came of that)
  • Queen complains to Sophia that she didn’t cooperate/communicate at all, never tried to learn Queen’s schedule and never tried to work out a proper date/time with her. Sophia really doesn’t give a shit and tells Queen to get her parents to leave the stuff outside.
  • Payment goes through. Queen asks Sophia to reschedule the pick up date, but wants to wait until the money fully goes through. Sophia is schizo again and asks for proof the boxes haven’t been thrown away.
  • Shit hits the fan. Sophia sends a big paragraph, below is taken from it.
  • She threatens to call the police if the items weren't handed over by morning the next day. Tries to justify fucking up the agreement by pinning the blame on Queen for being unwilling to compromise, claims Queen gave her “extremely short notice”
  • Tells Queen it's illegal to coerce her into paying Queen for a "task that she flippantly goes back on because she has a grudge against (Sophia)"
  • Sophia acknowledges the agreement with Queen in numerous DMs, there was never any coercion and the only threat was to dump/donate Sophia’s stuff after the deadline. This isn’t illegal and all Sophia is doing here is accusing Queen of extortion, a lot more blatantly this time.
  • Sophia has already contacted her local police who are now aware of this situation. Vaguely threatens to call the cops again if Queen doesn’t cooperate, tries to be intimidating by saying “there will be consequences.” lol
  • I'm just gonna highlight these two because it really shows how batshit Sophia is. "If you have time to donate the items, you have time to ship them. You're making excuses and I'm calling your bluff.”, "If you're not home at 8:30, tell your mom or step-dad to leave the items out. You had a chance to put them outside before you decided to go to bed anyways" Jesus Christ.
On March 18th, this battle of two retards finally came to an end. Queen got the $1200 and Sophia got her biohazard hoard back. queenandsophia.jpeg
Obligatory "I'm ESLfag pls sorry if typo"​
 
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RoachDoggJR said:
Sophia leaves in a hurry and doesn't take any of her stuff with her
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Sophia's behavior reminds me of a deadbeat dad running away from his family 😂. Truly a (trans) man most masculine.

Hell, I won't be surprised if the real reason as to why Birdie went homeless was not because her family told her to leave for being violent to her siblings while beinf a fucking moron, but because THEY TOLD HER TO STOP BEING VIOLENT AND STUPID AND SHE HAD TARD RAGE AND LEFT.
 
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