DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Anyone has the link to the pdf file? Is it stickied somewhere?

They're attached to the first post of this thread.

 

[PieceofShet]

They're attached to the first post of this thread.

Thanks.

The reason I didnt find it there earlier cause I put the poster to ignore... Now I see it, cheers!

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Did KC ever release anything new or unseen during their show? I remember PPP mentioned a few days before that they had parts DSP omitted. But it just seemed like they went over the exact same DMs Phil released.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This turned out pretty accurate. Doing his usual seething about detractors and getting most of the arc wrong:

It seems like he is constantly seething over DSP trolls also fat as fuck. He should ban some more people and keep acting like a champion of free speech.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I don't know if my pc is just an old piece of shit (it is), but kick has to be the shittiest platform I tried to watch. The last couple times I try to watch Kino live, I was trying to go back and watch from an hour behind, but the video keeps jumping to live. Then I gave up and try to watch it live and it still somehow skips forward mid-sentence and makes me miss shit. I had it on the lowest setting to try and help but it did nothing and kept skipping. Now I have to waste half the day trying to catch up on the 12 hour vod.

 

[Mastr Blstr]

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"Hey! If you boys leave, you can't come back"
"Aww gee, you hear that? If we leave we can't come back!
"Aww no! What should we do!"

There's something depressing about a man in his 40s still not realising that none of these people are even real in the first place, will just create a new account if they get banned and that DSPs livestream and chat are the fucking saddest place to spend your time at.

This is all the power DSP has in his entire life: being able to throw totally meaningless bans at the same loosely defined group of "detractors" who will get a rise out of being banned and do the same thing tomorrow or next week.

Even though he doesn't really get IRL harassment DSPs livestream is basically the village retard's house that kids come and throw rocks at until he comes out the front yard to shout at them.

What's sad or maybe funny is that 10 years ago DSP was in his 30s and he's gotten older but the kids throwing rocks at his house have stayed the same age. Absolutely no self control to not react and he's literally sat here for more than a decade saying shit like "I'm putting my foot down!", "this is the last time I'm ever going to address drama!", "you're banned from my stream!"

Guess what happens next week? The same or another group of faggots turn up and throw the same rocks at DSPs shitty house and without fail he comes out the front yard to try and shout at them... Then run off laughing at the free entertainment they've just gotten and then they do the same fucking thing next week.

How fucking depressing that this is the most DSP will ever amount to - the village retard trying to put up a defiant fight against some faggot school kids throwing rocks at his house.

Can't wait to see what happens next week.

Nice Dazed and Confused reference. You're my kinda scum

 

[Comma]

This screenshot was not edited in any way: DSP literally looking like Hitler because the mic is in the way while launching a Blitzkrieg on the Kick stream and deporting the chatters to ban camps.

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[PieceofShet]

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[PetiteDragon43]

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Mind you, Hitler was in his 50's, had seen active duty in the first World War, lived as a homeless bum, and then spent the rest of his life having people gunning for his head while he led his country. At least he had a reason to look stressed and old.

Phil is an upper middle class, early 40's, narccisistic, skinny-fat, alcoholic, 80's kid, living in luxery behind a gated community. He can say he looked unhealthy 12 years ago or whatever but he is absolutely decrepit now

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

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Now he just needs the Chris Chan shirt. As much as he isn't funny as far as lolcows go, the stuff he does unironically this arc actually got me a good laugh.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't know if my pc is just an old piece of shit (it is), but kick has to be the shittiest platform I tried to watch. The last couple times I try to watch Kino live, I was trying to go back and watch from an hour behind, but the video keeps jumping to live. Then I gave up and try to watch it live and it still somehow skips forward mid-sentence and makes me miss shit. I had it on the lowest setting to try and help but it did nothing and kept skipping. Now I have to waste half the day trying to catch up on the 12 hour vod.

There is a non-zero chance that Kick actually had a meeting and some young upstart employee recommended featuring DSP more or is trying to suggest him for an exclusive partnership so they can chased the elusive "dent dollar"

It detracting gets mainstream appeal (at least from the platform's perspective) the outcome would be interesting.

 

[Iron Hamster]

RTU was a little annoying by bringing stuff like that up, but I appreciate it

His angle should have immediately been attacking his hypocrisy about the mic and boom that Phail said Rich didn't need.

Another Sneak diss, this time at Mutahar
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The very same Mutahar that offered him $5k for an interview? Yeah.........that one.

Also he's still trying the shit "I don't know anything about my detractors"

While admitting to reading the farms. Who could have guessed?

So Phil is trying to claim he was lying when he claimed he had 4 pets...in the same message he claimed his mother was dying? He's trying to act like he's some psychological master manipulator throwing truths into lies to mindfuck people, but I'm not fucking buying it.

It's either he lied about his mother dying (possible, but I'd say unlikely unless he's an absolute psychopath), he lied about having 4 pets whilst telling the truth about his mother (also unlikely because why would he throw such a random lie on a sincere message), or he told the truth about both. I think he told the truth about both because he trusted PPP, and he's pretending he didn't.

His problem is he is a proven liar and nothing can ever change that now.

DSP subforum bros I'm not feeling so good...
"I want to make him see reason and ad least admit some responsibility for things that have happened as a result of his website. It would be far more civil than people are thinking but if it resulted in the closing of my subforum it could make big news across the web as that would be the first time anything like that happened. So that's why I think there's big potential"

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lol. You are nowhere near that important Phail.

If the rabbit was fake, why did he seethe about it yesterday banning people from chat referencing it?

Because it's now a DEtRaCtOr mEMe.

So today Phil claimed he was scamming PPP for 8 months and lied about everything he said to them....and in those messages he said his mom is on her "last legs" (see above), said Kat is very sick and has thyroid and ovarian problems, and also said his pet rabbit was dying so he couldn't stream that night.

So either Phil lied about his mom, wife, and rabbit dying (which is the version of his story he told today)
or
They really are all dying or dead
or
What?

220 confirmed.

No matter how you look at it, a lying liar lied. There is absolutely no way he can come out of this looking good.......or even normal


*sorry kiwibros, I'm way fucking behind.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess the next round of damage control will be Phil digging in even more, saying that KC are lying and horrible people, anyone who says otherwise is a detractor, etc.

Unless Ralph pulls some elaborate plan to double cross Phil and get him banned from YouTube by getting high on benzos live.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

His outlet is Champions/mobile games and booze. But as for how he decompresses...I don't think he does, hence how he's become the piglet he is today. Those things are how he spends his time off stream, but I genuinely don't even know if he enjoys them anymore. Maybe he gets a fleeting dopamine hit from Champions still, but I don't think it's actually enough for him to decompress. That's part of why he holds grudges and is constantly wound up so tightly and lashing out at people. We've seen in the DMs and gin tweets that detractors are really on his mind. He even mentioned his old grudges at one point with people like ProJared which was years ago at this point. And I'm not even talking ProJared's drama, which is already dated, but ProJared "insulting" DSP, it's basically ancient history in internet time and as far as I know, it was a pretty basic "DSP is bad at games" slight and not anything particularly severe, especially considering this is DSP we're talking about.

He's got a case of being a workaholic ironically, but turned his work into just lounging around wasting time. I have learned that most workaholics got nothing going on thats interesting about them unless their job is actually interesting. Hearing about their shit boss or customers for their day gets old after awhile because they don't have the hobbies or interests to talk about anything else. But DSP is pretty much a double nigger in this regard because not only does he not do shit during his "job", he doesn't do absolutely anything else interesting out of it.

So he has cultivated a personality of being a couch potato with the most ignorant opinions with no substance, and hasn't learned how to actually relate to people to make interesting content that relies on "interaction". He is just here wasting not only his time, but everyone elses.

If we were still so ignorant about where his money goes before the champions/bank leaks, we would still be commending him and he would actually have the excuse of "ur jealous".

We lived in simpler times. I liked following him for being bad at videogames and now that's rare. I didn't sign up to follow an actual insane retard.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I don't know if my pc is just an old piece of shit (it is), but kick has to be the shittiest platform I tried to watch. The last couple times I try to watch Kino live, I was trying to go back and watch from an hour behind, but the video keeps jumping to live. Then I gave up and try to watch it live and it still somehow skips forward mid-sentence and makes me miss shit. I had it on the lowest setting to try and help but it did nothing and kept skipping. Now I have to waste half the day trying to catch up on the 12 hour vod.

Close your porn tabs.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

don't know if this belongs here, but this dent is back.

 

[DeeTracktor]

he wouldn't be such a cunt.

 

[Corpun]

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Absolutely mental. They can just go to countless other restreamers. But Phil has thick skin and totally isn't a petty, spiteful, schoolgirl upset that someone wore the same shirt as her.

Kick is not long for this world even though he just got the verification he was begging for at this rate. My money is on him saying there is no support from Kick as an excuse to drop it. Maybe someone can pick up a DSPgamingREAL alt and restream him on Kick just for salt.

 

[Niggernerd]

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It made it look like a dent

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This turned out pretty accurate. Doing his usual seething about detractors and getting most of the arc wrong:

Not trying to start a pile-on of Dear Feeder but I swing between awe and frustration at how much he gets wrong. I now assume that whenever he’s talking about something I don’t know about, other than maybe his own legal stuff or stuff regarding the site, he’s getting it wrong.