Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

I swear to god Chance isn't going to last another year; at this rate theres going to be a hit-squad dispatched and they're going to fucking rape and murder everyone in that house.

Also, yeah, why the fuck is his PC so good? Watching the video now and he has 16gb of ram. Granted its ddr4-3200 but still.
 
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Rotting Bananas said:
I believe he has a Asrock B550M-C motherboard, which (to my knowledge) doesn't have one of those dual-BIOS things to help recover from BIOS corruption. I think it's quite literally impossible for him to fix this at home.
Whoever did this basically accomplished what the CIH computer virus did back in the 90s, minus the storage overwriting bit. (Although CIH could actually do this from within Windows!)

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Thanks for confirming my memory, I had a hunch that in the earlier days PC motherboards had BIOS chips that were vulnerable to virus-induced corruption.
 
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Marty always thought Chance was a toy to occasionally play with for his amusement but William….man, he’s another story. He fucking HATES Chance, wants him to suffer and leave permanently. I think he’s always been like that.

It’s ironic that only by Marty’s hand did Chance have some semblance of peace.
 
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KissMyTaint said:
I don’t ever want to give the goblin any ideas but wouldn’t it just be easier for his buddies to pool together money for a new pc for him? Then again he’d probably ask for the most expensive one on Amazon, complete with a 4090 and 128gb.
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I'm pretty sure at one point a year or two ago there was a picture of his amazon wishlist posted here and the little retard wanted an RTX 3080 or something ridiculous for his little shitbox. Which was either some first gen i3 with it's igpu or an ancient core2duo with graphics on the motherboard that was obsolete before it came out of the box. When he tried streaming with it (pointing a webcam at the screen) it couldn't even run CS:GO at a consistent 20 FPS. I forget how much he bragged it was worth but Michael Hacking bought it for the ghoul and got absolutely fleeced for it.
 
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Garbage pick-up
Collecting scraps in his wagon
What else?
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Feeding local rodents with his scabs, tiny bits of flesh still attached to his finger and toe nails he throws at his walls, and the combination of dead skin and dust that escapes from his dick after he's done mangling it.

Might be able to put that under "Community Service" on his resume.
 
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Magnitude2717 said:
Also, yeah, why the fuck is his PC so good? Watching the video now and he has 16gb of ram. Granted its ddr4-3200 but still.
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There was an Amazon link among the leaked messages with more detailed info about his rig.

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I think whats left for him is to hire some tech support guy to work on his PC
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Leaked photo of the tech support guy...

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Magnitude2717 said:
Also, yeah, why the fuck is his PC so good? Watching the video now and he has 16gb of ram. Granted its ddr4-3200 but still
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His now-bricked-PC could Run modern games but it didn’t run them decently
He was playing call of duty in the single frames when he was streaming .
Maybe when the computer was fresh and not pumped of malware from all his depravity he could run triple A games at 30 fps.
 
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Magnitude2717 said:
Also, yeah, why the fuck is his PC so good? Watching the video now and he has 16gb of ram. Granted its ddr4-3200 but still.
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A buddy troll named Risky Panacea purchased it for him. One such troll that interestingly enough gets a free pass from William Gloryhole and @Furry killer (and Marty for the record).
 
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Niggernerd said:
Even if he could take it to get fixed. He probably goblin attacked the poor fucking thing. Slamming the keyboard, bashing the mouse and hitting the monitor with his raxx chain
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"NICE TRY NIGGERVITCH THIS IS AN ANCHUENT NORDIC DISC MADE WITH THE SPIRIT OF MY VIKING ANCESTORS NIGGERLOVER NOW PANEL UP NOW PUSSY" that little nigger destroyed whatever he had before Sally shot the sludge dart in his neck when he chimped the fuck out at the end of the video. I wouldn't doubt he is getting ready to set up the next concert to raise funds for another PC. I'm excited for the next chapter
 
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transmissionzero said:
On the Reddit, DeathByDesign has said that he and Dale Lynne have gotten to Ed, and Ed is gonna feed them information. Not sure how true that is, but it could certainly be interesting.
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Either way, Chance will likely believe it and not trust Ed. If their family breaks up that would be fucking hilarious. If Sally becomes distraught over it and just sends him to an assisted living facility that'd also be funny as fuck too.
 
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