Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Since no one seems to have given a direct answer, here’s a link to Anna’s LTK

https://www.shopltk.com/explore/glitterandlazers
I pasted a link, must have gotten lost in all the new posts.

Anyway I have a gift from Reddit: artwork from one of Anna’s fans

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FTFY. Not being a dick, just clarifying that adult Anna's never been below 300lbs.
When did she say she got to 217? I thought 320 was her lowest. I’d love to see a pic of that
Yeah, I was wrong; it was 317.

Let's face it; the idea that somebody's lowest weight as an adult, when they were at their "gym unicorn"/fitness queen peak, still topped three bills, is brain-breaking.

I remember discussing this once before, either here or in another deathfat forum, and it's possible they mean CT. MRI can only physically get to a certain size because of the magnets used, but there are larger CT scanners around.
And still, the largest-bore CT scanners are already available in human healthcare, because that's where the money is. It's all about the money.

The only difference between a CT scanner used for large animals and one used for humans is the bed (which is built to accommodate sedated, restrained animals, not humans). The bore is the same size. And CT scans are only done on parts of an animal that can get through the bore—on a horse, that's going to be the head/neck and legs. Abdominal/thoracic imaging is done by X-ray or ultrasound, because there is no fitting an entire horse (or supersized deathfat) through any available MRI or CT scanner.

My source is my own experience when we had a deathfat in ICU who we were contacting the local zoo about organising a scan, but the patient died before it was organised (however keep in mind I don't work in Burgerland so your scanners might all be deathfat friendly to begin with).
If you're a physician who honestly thought the zoo would have bigger imaging equipment than any human hospital in your country, then I feel bad for your patients, because this level of ignorance is just astounding to me. I'm not a physician, and no longer work or volunteer in a zoo or veterinary setting, but even I know there isn't anything bigger than what is already available in human healthcare, and have a basic grasp of the economics involved.

Deathfats do not go to zoos for treatment of any kind, and that includes imaging. Period. Anybody who says they do is either lying, or doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.
 
One of the main hits that come up when searching for a story about an obese human being sent to the zoo for an MRI is for this story, published in May of 2005, wherein death fat named Jennifer Walters is complaining of being referred to the Bronx Zoo for treatment.
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I believe @Angry New Ager already, but Jennifer Walters is also the real name of the comic book character, She-Hulk, and that is just too much of a coincidence for me to believe.
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LTK: is Like To Know, where all the influencers and e-thots pretending to be models and fitness coaches share their affiliate links to buy stuff they got for free, or subscriptions to their "fan accounts'. Its trashy and scammy and anytime I see someone online with an LTK its someone I have no interest in keeping up with because they WILL spam the hell out of you with Go To Their LTK For All The Deets!
 
Anna is my height and I can even fathom weighing 300+ pounds! It doesn’t even seem possible that she can move around and IRL, she must be an astonishing sight. People must stare, someone that tall and that wide is going to draw attention and yes, comments. I’d feel sorry for her but she’s obnoxious so there’s that.
 
Deathfats do not go to zoos for treatment of any kind, and that includes imaging. Period. Anybody who says they do is either lying, or doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.
When people retell urban legends, they tend to cut out the part where "I think it was a girl in 8th grade who told me this happened to her uncle..." or "the professor mentioned this, but he might have been joking...."
Since they believe the story, and are gullible or desperate to entertain others, they think it's harmless to just clip all that out. It makes for a better story, so they go straight to "this really happened! I know the guy!"
I've heard the "fat lady sent to the zoo" story for decades. It used to be a scale, then it was a CT scan and then MRI scanner. It has all the elements of the classic urban legend, but nobody is sending fat people to the fuckin zoo, lol.
If you live long enough you start to see these "I swear! It happened to my friend!" stories start to pop up again and again through other friends, in movies, retold at parties, and in trashy tabloids:
One of the main hits that come up when searching for a story about an obese human being sent to the zoo for an MRI is for this story, published in May of 2005, wherein death fat named Jennifer Walters is complaining of being referred to the Bronx Zoo for treatment.
 
They actually have what’s called ‘open’ mri machines some places now. Instead of being put in a tunnel it’s more like a table with a C shaped area, imagine holding your phone horizontally and cupping your hand in a c shape above and below it. You can also tilt the table on some of them. They’re a bit better for fats and claustrophobics (I don’t think anyone enjoys mri scans) but I am still not sure that someone Anna’s size could fit in one all the way. They’d for sure be able to do her head or extremities but maybe not the core mass
 
This is one of the talking points of Ragen Chastain or Fat Doctor UK and generally fat acceptance, the fact that there is no equipment for morbidly obese people, they talk about it all the time in their podcasts. So I guess it is bullshit (the zoo story I mean)?
There very likely is a shortage of equipment meant for deathfats, and I'm sure they do get sent to some other far-away office with a gigafat machine regularly. If any fatty actually for real got sent to a zoo, we would never hear the end of it, first-hand, on a monetized channel.

However I would also accept that a few of these "they wanted to send me to the zoo?!!!" stories are spread by older, based shitlord docs who are trying to scare their infinifat patients by telling them that it might come to that. Love that for them lol
 
There very likely is a shortage of equipment meant for deathfats, and I'm sure they do get sent to some other far-away office with a gigafat machine regularly. If any fatty actually for real got sent to a zoo, we would never hear the end of it, first-hand, on a monetized channel.

However I would also accept that a few of these "they wanted to send me to the zoo?!!!" stories are spread by older, based shitlord docs who are trying to scare their infinifat patients by telling them that it might come to that. Love that for them lol
I think the reason Evie never got her leg fixed was because she was too big to get a CT scan and that's why she still can't walk.
 
I apologise in advance as I have no idea how to write the code to create a spoil box.

I have been in both types of MRI. The open is nice because you do not feel boxed in and the noise is not as stress inducing. If I was to bet the open MRIs are probably not in smaller hospitals. I can think of at least three hospitals I could choose from in greater London but was not an option at the three local hospitals to me.

I doubt Anna's size would be too much of an issue for the open MRI. Well might feel like how normal people feel; bit constrictive but livable.
 
One of the main hits that come up when searching for a story about an obese human being sent to the zoo for an MRI is for this story, published in May of 2005, wherein death fat named Jennifer Walters is complaining of being referred to the Bronx Zoo for treatment.
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I believe @Angry New Ager already, but Jennifer Walters is also the real name of the comic book character, She-Hulk, and that is just too much of a coincidence for me to believe.
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TBH, I wouldn't be surprised if shitlord doctors, fed up with deathfats they're expected to put back together so they can keep eating themselves to death, say this occasionally.

The last time I called out the "fat people go to the zoo for imaging!" bullshit was on X, and the person who said it was an orthopedic surgeon who fucking well knew it was a lie. He lives in my region, and the only zoo he might have been able to consult with was the same one I volunteered at for 10 years (in animal care), so I knew firsthand he was lying. That was fun. But enraging, too, because goddamn it, it's just not true, and a doctor continuing to spread that lie is irresponsible.

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Is the "invisible illness" in the room with us now? Wait, it is, sitting on the counter in a take out box.
Anna's illness is not invisible. It never has been. The manifest state of her body makes it clear that she's ill.

No, we may not know what her specific diagnosis is—assuming she even has one for anything but Hashimoto's and lipedema—but that she's in failing health and on a downward spiral? Not invisible.

Oh, wait—she's only been dealing with it for a month? Yeah, no. Recovery from getting her bingo wings lopped off is not an "invisible illness"; nor is a hangover. Get over yourself, Anna.
 
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