Assassin's Creed thread

[Day of the Cope]

It has denuvo DRM, so no chance of pirating for this game.

I wouldn't even pirate you.

 

[Brain Power]

>Really enjoying
>Return to form
Why it's always those two buzzwords?

 

[Jace on ice]

It has denuvo DRM, so no chance of pirating for this game.

Denuvo has been cracked for like a billion years dude.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Denuvo has been cracked for like a billion years dude.

True to a degree for older versions of denuvo and older games. Some games because of leaks and other dev fuckups have been bypassed from denuvo but 99% of newer games with denuvo haven't been cracked. Assassin creed shadows isnt cracked till now. Also denuvo gets removed from a lot of games by the devs themselves because of big
subscription fees and such.

 

[Yak-130 Mitten]

>Really enjoying
>Return to form
Why it's always those two buzzwords?
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[Adolf Von Merkel]

I think as was mentioned before players != Sales, which is to say we don't know how many of these were free codes given with hardware or promo codes for people who they want to have the game, game reviewers, etc.

Not to mention in terms of giants like Ubisoft, EA, 1 million is peanuts, Veilguard gloated with the same message after about 1 week and have since then stranded on around 1.55 million sales before it went to the dollar bin.

In the words of their own CFO, Frederick Duguet, they need around 8 to 10 million to break even for high budget AAA games, AC being their flagship game this is more than likely the case especially including the months of delays.

Unfortunately taking extra time to polish a turd does nothing to mask the smell, and I highly doubt they will break even on this specific turd.

In this case I believe you mentioned before, breaking even will not suffice to fill the gap from their last FY, time will tell but I think this is nothing different than how Veilguard went, they got people to make a lot of noise around the game but most people aren't listening either way or have a (righteous) rage boner towards the game and Ubisoft's practices.

Sell the IP to Asian chuds and hope for better titles in the future, though this is a very optimistic outlook AFAIK

The problem in this case IS that Ubisoft only release the data that had 2 million of players so It has less copies sold

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

James Troughton of TheGamer wrote a clickbait article about how gamers call Assassin's Creed Shadows woke and you shouldn't listen to their opinions except for his opinion.
(Archive)

 

[Jace on ice]

Looks like Tim Pool if his addiction of choice was crack and not Indian casinos.

 

[mentally retarded user]

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Are we gonna make it ubibros?

 

[moocow]

Paul Tassi making a Forbes clickbait article on how the Assassin's Creed controversy is "nothing".

Oh good, so when the inevitable flop happens this'll be one less excuse they can blame it on. Since there aren't any legitimate controversies, the game flopped for no other reason than it just being dogshit.

I can deal with that!

 

[Jack Hoffman]

It’s a pretty janky game but I’m having fun.

The environment has some of the most realistic 1:1‘s I’ve seen in a game, not so much the ocean and lakes but forests and foliage are pretty incredible.

 

[Brain Power]

wow guys this game is so incredible im having so much fun with it such realistic enviroments

those plastic-looking flowers lmao

 

[Gorillion others]

It's incredible bros! The game is AWESOOOOOMMMME! Don't understand the hate! Blah blah blah

 

[Magicat]

Cuck Square negro washing


Those 'nefarious individuals' might just include native Japanese who hate Canadian faggots for taking a big fat shit on Japanese history.
Article: https://www.pushsquare.com/news/202...s-now-surpasses-2-million-players-in-two-days
Archive: https://archive.is/cizNx

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Cuck Square negro washing
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Those 'nefarious individuals' might just include native Japanese who hate Canadian faggots for taking a big fat shit on Japanese history.
Article: https://www.pushsquare.com/news/202...s-now-surpasses-2-million-players-in-two-days
Archive: https://archive.is/cizNx

Nefarious individuals like the JP Prime minister and members of the Diet.
They're alllll just Asmongold wearing a mask guise, 2 gazillion players! (don't ask how many units sold tho)

 

[30+GameOvers]

wow guys this game is so incredible im having so much fun with it such realistic enviroments
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those plastic-looking flowers lmao

ten billion pajeets hired, but apparently not a single person in the QA department noticed this little problem

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Paul Tassi making a Forbes clickbait article on how the Assassin's Creed controversy is "nothing".
(Archived Article)
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"The PM wasn't condemning shadows for allowing the defacing of religious sites, he was just condemning shadows for possibly inspiring copycats to destroy religious sites by allowing you to do so in the game! Checkmate liar!"

These people don't deserve the right to vote.

 

[30+GameOvers]

If Shadows has 2 million copies SOLD, then I am Princess Peach. If it's this easy to lie to the public nowdays, why even bother taking anything they say at face value? Way to flush what little benefit of the doubt you still had, Ubisoft. Those lies WILL come back to bite you when it's auction time.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

These posts aren't about us, they are meant to mislead investors into thinking the game is doing fine.

How's that plan goin

 

[Monolith]

It has denuvo DRM, so no chance of pirating for this game.

I looked at the site for that one tranny who usually cracks Denuvo. He has no interest in cracking this, but he plans on cracking Yasuke Simulator.



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It's the most innovative nigja game I've played in years.