DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cyber Bowling]

I guess the next round of damage control will be Phil digging in even more, saying that KC are lying and horrible people, anyone who says otherwise is a detractor, etc.

Unless Ralph pulls some elaborate plan to double cross Phil and get him banned from YouTube by getting high on benzos live.

I predict he'll spend 2+ hours during a prestream explaining how much he doesn't care about the drama, and this will be the 1,119th "last time we address the drama" stream Phil's done in the last year. By the end of next month, he'll memory hole any mention of KC and play dumb whenever people reference it in chat, while also taking every opportunity to take vague passive aggressive jabs at them without actually saying their name.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can't help but realize, the reason no one likes DSP isn't just because of the lies, but how easily he brushes shit off and insults people. In his "I lied about the rabbit to delay Smark Guys," without wasting a breath, he runs into "PPP believed me because he's guillible." So what I'm getting Phil is you're not only a massive fucking liar, but you're a malicious one as well. I already knew this to be true, but when I slow down and listen to the shit you really say, knocking all the teeth out of your mouth is what you deserve, at the very least. I almost understand why you're so scared about going outside. I can only imagine how many people you've ran your mouth at, and enough of them squared up and told you to step the fuck up.

I'm telling you......................it's why he moved across the country and hides on a gated street.

DSP has literally made his entire life and existence for the past decade be about getting a win over on the detractors (who are retarded, myself included). He has literally sacrificed his life for a battle of literal retards and put it about his own personal wellness/improvement and his wife, his friends and his family.

And all he has taken are Ls

"Drinks after work? I just want to let you know that my bunny that I treated as a son due to my wife being infertile has died so I'm going to be unable to make it"

Wow when I see it written out like that I can see how someone (a retard) could think DSP did nothing wrong! Trauma dumping is mentally ill and fake trauma dumping is even worse.

The whole rabbit thing reminded me of an old expression of hearing a woman was pregnant and the question following 'the rabbit died?' Here is what the reference is:

The phrase "the rabbit died" is a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test result, stemming from a historical pregnancy test called the "rabbit test" where a woman's urine was injected into rabbits to detect pregnancy hormones.

Here's a more detailed explanation:

• The "Rabbit Test":
  In the 1930s and 1960s, doctors used a pregnancy test called the "rabbit test". This test involved injecting a woman's urine into a female rabbit.
• How it worked:
  If the woman was pregnant, her urine would contain the hormone human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), which would cause the rabbit's ovaries to react, indicating pregnancy.
• The Euphemism:
  The rabbit had to be killed to examine its ovaries, leading to the phrase "the rabbit died" becoming a common euphemism for a positive pregnancy test result, even though the rabbit died regardless of the test result.
• Modern Pregnancy Tests:
  Today, modern pregnancy tests are much more convenient and accurate, testing for hCG in urine or blood without the need to harm any animals.

Kind of funny after the 'this is not a pregnancy announcement'

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Dear leader should get a DSP board correspondent for the MATI. Someone from here who will show up once a week with a helmet and a bulletproof vest and give a weekly summary from the Vortex and be imune to be called a retard alog by people from the others parts of the site.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I predict he'll spend 2+ hours during a prestream explaining how much he doesn't care about the drama, and this will be the 1,119th "last time we address the drama" stream Phil's done in the last year. By the end of next month, he'll memory hole any mention of KC and play dumb whenever people reference it in chat, while also taking every opportunity to take vague passive aggressive jabs at them without actually saying their name.

But will he call Triple D fat?

 

[Massive Retard]

Would DSP cheat? Even just as an online thing? I mean, she Kirby'd the fuck out and he seems to be the breadwinner. I find it weird that Phil "but what have you done for me lately?" Burnell, would put up with that.

you forget some very important tidbits about dave:
- he's terrified of confrontation, especially irl confrontation. i'd imagine he just goes "yes, honey" holding in tears when khet calls him a retarded faggot for being smoked by steve cambian on stream. couldn't imagine he'd cheat on khet just waging the fact that she finds out and goes in on him.
- he's terrified of going outside of the snort fort, so the irl aspect is out. (what if duh duhtrackturs troll me?!)
- he would unironically be terrified of dating a possible duh-tracktur.
- he's unironically very likely closeted gay or asexual at the very least considering how he reacts to sexy 2d/3d women in his vidya. he's been this way for years now.
- his sham marriage where he just lives with a slob roommate that only cleans sometimes and consumes food while playing skyrim all day perfectly suits what he actually wants from a relationship - which is the credit of being married/having a girlfriend. he doesn't feel the need to chase that feeling of "wanting to be desired/loved" or wanting to spend time with someone because you love them. he just wants the "credit", similar to a trophy to put on your shelf.
- even if he were to cheat, he'd end up shooting himself in the foot and exposing himself eventually - first by slightly hinting to it or something related to it on his stream.
- him cheating would imply another woman he didn't groom would want to be anywhere near him for an extended period of time.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Dear leader should get a DSP board correspondent for the MATI. Someone from here who will show up once a week with a helmet and a bulletproof vest and give a weekly summary from the Vortex and be imune to be called a retard alog by people from the others parts of the site.

Someone reporting live on the ground as Ethan Ralph storms the Snort Fort in a coke fueled rage would be up there with the start of Desert Storm.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

knocking all the teeth out of your mouth is what you deserve, at the very least.

This is the one good thing Ethan Ralph can do. Convince Phil to be like him traveling around and going outside regularly, so Phil can take the beating that Jaha should have given him ages ago.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

This turned out pretty accurate. Doing his usual seething about detractors and getting most of the arc wrong:

Wait so what is his official stance on DSP? I thought he said people who mess with him are the worst people ever and there’s barely a point to this board existing, but now he’s also like come on guys just let triple P(I call him P) cook pozloading my neghole

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wait so what is his official stance on DSP? I thought he said people who mess with him are the worst people ever and there’s barely a point to this board existing, but now he’s also like come on guys just let triple P(I call him P) cook pozloading my neghole

Null has said that he understands why people hate on DSP but he shits on the detractors always because he feels they always crap on him and don't get along with the fat bitches he simps for that run rampant around here.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Dear leader should get a DSP board correspondent for the MATI. Someone from here who will show up once a week with a helmet and a bulletproof vest and give a weekly summary from the Vortex and be imune to be called a retard alog by people from the others parts of the site.

I volunteer, but I'm gonna need someone to spot me a few bucks for a plate carrier.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Null has said that he understands why people hate on DSP but he shits on the detractors always because he feels they always crap on him and don't get along with the fat bitches he simps for that run rampant around here.

They crap on him because he use to come here every few months and bitch about how everyone here for the most part self quarantined and didn't shit up other boards. Literally every forum and message board on the internet has been trying to keep retards away from each other since the internet became a thing and Null was having tantrums because retards weren't interacting enough.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

They crap on him because he use to come here every few months and bitch about how everyone here for the most part self quarantined and didn't shit up other boards. Literally every forum and message board on the internet has been trying to keep retards away from each other since the internet became a thing and Null was having tantrums because retards weren't interacting enough.

Related, he also criticized this board for not having organic growth (and…?) and being a hotbed of cowtipping (I’m new but it seems tippers get the same treatment here they do anywhere, which is rejection).

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Related, he also criticized this board for not having organic growth (and…?) and being a hotbed of cowtipping (I’m new but it seems tippers get the same treatment here they do anywhere, which is rejection).

His reasons for hating this board are all in his head. Nool also hates criticism as much as DSP, but it is what it is at this point.
If you take what people on the internet say to heart, even Nool the Feeder, you’re in for a bad time.

Just ignore the retard tourists who are here to be faggots and impress their leader. You’ll be much better off.

Also, Phil. Forgot to mention this…

You’re a fat gouty faggot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He said yesterday he got his full partnership

no. only got verified

 

[PieceofShet]

Remember when he was shitting on keem and lolcow podcast calling it fake and staged?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

no. only got verified

Yeah, he didn’t get full partner (whatever it called) since he wouldn’t be able to stream on YouTube as well. It also won’t get it since kick doesn’t like people calling their site “scam” and “might not last long”. It honestly surprise me that they gave him any form of a partnership.

 

[PieceofShet]

Mental illness. Seriously. lol
(Did not see this one posted yet)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm a little surprised how little they mentioned that all of these messages were coming in at fucking 1am to 4am Piggys time.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

you forget some very important tidbits about dave:
- he's terrified of confrontation, especially irl confrontation. i'd imagine he just goes "yes, honey" holding in tears when khet calls him a retarded faggot for being smoked by steve cambian on stream. couldn't imagine he'd cheat on khet just waging the fact that she finds out and goes in on him.
- he's terrified of going outside of the snort fort, so the irl aspect is out. (what if duh duhtrackturs troll me?!)
- he would unironically be terrified of dating a possible duh-tracktur.
- he's unironically very likely closeted gay or asexual at the very least considering how he reacts to sexy 2d/3d women in his vidya. he's been this way for years now.
- his sham marriage where he just lives with a slob roommate that only cleans sometimes and consumes food while playing skyrim all day perfectly suits what he actually wants from a relationship - which is the credit of being married/having a girlfriend. he doesn't feel the need to chase that feeling of "wanting to be desired/loved" or wanting to spend time with someone because you love them. he just wants the "credit", similar to a trophy to put on your shelf.
- even if he were to cheat, he'd end up shooting himself in the foot and exposing himself eventually - first by slightly hinting to it or something related to it on his stream.
- him cheating would imply another woman he didn't groom would want to be anywhere near him for an extended period of time.

I would love to see the women who are mentally ill enough to find Phil attractive. His personality sucks, and I'm completely shocked that Kat was fine marrying him. I couldn't live with somebody that has Phil's personality.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I would love to see the women who are mentally ill enough to find Phil attractive. His personality sucks, and I'm completely shocked that Kat was fine marrying him. I couldn't live with somebody that has Phil's personality.

Kat is mentally ill trailer trash. Not all pussy is good pussy. He took whatever retard he could to be his mo-wife.