Canada is a failed state

[Hokuriku]

This article was posted in 2022. I'm not sure if this was just a temporary thing that tarnished Canadian butter's reputation, or if it's still an ongoing problem.

Canadian butter has been shit for as long as I can remember. I don't bother touching anything that doesn't explicitly label itself as being over 80% fat on the front of the label.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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Canada is cooked.

LOL.
Lmao.
ROFL

 

[karaokeman]

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Canada is cooked.

Even if Canadian products are affordable, it's made by Indians and Pakis.

Meanwhile over in say, Korea, all their products are made by actual Koreans.

At this point made in China is preferrable, the Chinese have higher IQ than Canadians, and the products are made by actual Chinese people.

Tim Hortons? Might as well eat at the Chinese takeout.

 

[White Slaad]

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Let them eat cake. Or curry.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

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Canada is cooked.

bruh its been cooked.

My father thinks Trudeau was a good prime minister (hes a conservative) and doesnt understand why I left the country. He keeps asking me to come back, and I keep having to tell him 'I literally cannot afford to live in the country I was born in. There are no jobs. There's no career progression unless youre a lucky 10%. Most jobs are not even hired position, but contracting, etc'

Its a cognitive dissonance, honestly.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Tim Hortons? Might as well eat at the Chinese takeout.

I for one await the day where they just drop the mask and rename it Taj Mahortons.

Considering they used so many TFW’s that the Harper Govt had to literally change the rules on how TFW’s worked - and I assume those got repealed by Trudy almost a decade ago - it wouldn’t even be the most surprising thing about that company.

That’d be whichever dipshit decided to let their coffee supplier go for a cheaper one. Now i you want a good cup of Tim’s, you just go to McD’s.

 

[Flan Handler]

Was this sudden surge in butter demand the "canary in the coal mine" in 2021 that we were being overrun by jeet cuisine before everyone started casually hating them on the street

Oh shit you’re right this is exactly it. This is about the time I noticed 5 gallon plastic pails of ghee at my local Costco.

 

[Brutality]

I figured I'd drop my pre election predictions here before the campaign proper starts tomorrow.

-. The outcome will be a Majority (either party)
-. The BQ will rebound due to Carney's French being non-native
-. Regardless of if the NDP Collapses or not, Singh will quit as Leader after the election
-. Elizabeth May will lose her seat to the Conservatives and then totally quit 100% for real this time (not clickbait)
-. Poilievre/Carney will quit post election (either or depending on who wins)
-. Turnout will be above 70%
-. The PPC still doesn't get a seat
-. On April 2nd, Trump will pause the tariffs until after the election

Keeping it general at this point, might make more predictions as it gets further along.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I went to the mall today and the parking lot for the HBC entrances were packed.

Hudson's Bay was filled to the brim with elderly White Boomers and then an assortment of Brown Hordes. The sales were also hot garbage, HBC had 25% deals off it's luxury furniture but what Canadian can afford a $2,000 IKEA tier couch???

It truly felt like a microism for the Absolute State of Canada (Cuckada) where retarded oblivious boomers don't realize the looting operating being done in front of their faces by the Brown Hordes.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Elizabeth May will lose her seat to the Conservatives and then totally quit 100% for real this time (not clickbait)

I like bold predictions.

May won her riding last time out by 10k votes.

Her Victoria riding was at one point Conservative during the Harper era, but it would be a shock to see her go down.

 

[Betonhaus]

I figured I'd drop my pre election predictions here before the campaign proper starts tomorrow.

-. The outcome will be a Majority (either party)
-. The BQ will rebound due to Carney's French being non-native
-. Regardless of if the NDP Collapses or not, Singh will quit as Leader after the election
-. Elizabeth May will lose her seat to the Conservatives and then totally quit 100% for real this time (not clickbait)
-. Poilievre/Carney will quit post election (either or depending on who wins)
-. Turnout will be above 70%
-. The PPC still doesn't get a seat
-. On April 2nd, Trump will pause the tariffs until after the election

Keeping it general at this point, might make more predictions as it gets further along.

What are the odds that the district Carney is on the ballot for turns out to vote against him and choose a NDP or conservative candidate?

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

What are the odds that the district Carney is on the ballot for turns out to vote against him and choose a NDP or conservative candidate?

Considering even my family - who have been going off about “how could they vote in Trump a second time” every time he gets brought up - were parroting that “the EU is saying not to trust Carney”?

I’d give it better odds than we might think. It’s depressing to see that level of NPC behaviour out of family, but the fact it’s trickled down this far is telling.

 

[Brutality]

I like bold predictions.

May won her riding last time out by 10k votes.

Her Victoria riding was at one point Conservative during the Harper era, but it would be a shock to see her go down.

Projections that I've seen at this point show that she's either losing or winning narrowly. Her electorate used to be conservative for almost 20 years.

What are the odds that the district Carney is on the ballot for turns out to vote against him and choose a NDP or conservative candidate?

Doubtful, he's probably going to run in downtown Toronto somewhere. Unless the NDP have a massive rebound I think whatever seat he picks there will elect him

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Considering even my family - who have been going off about “how could they vote in Trump a second time” every time he gets brought up - were parroting that “the EU is saying not to trust Carney”?

I’d give it better odds than we might think. It’s depressing to see that level of NPC behaviour out of family, but the fact it’s trickled down this far is telling.

Even my conservative family is all upset with Trump. I keep telling them that it's personal where Trump hated Trudeau and company trashtalking him for 4 years straight while Biden was in office.

 

[Brutality]

Considering even my family - who have been going off about “how could they vote in Trump a second time” every time he gets brought up - were parroting that “the EU is saying not to trust Carney”?

I’d give it better odds than we might think. It’s depressing to see that level of NPC behaviour out of family, but the fact it’s trickled down this far is telling.

I was at dinner with my parents the other day and they started talking about how carney would be different because hes a banker and not a politician. I reminded them that they used the "not a politician" line against Trump in 2016. The conversation topic shifted after that needless to say

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I was at dinner with my parents the other day and they started talking about how carney would be different because hes a banker and not a politician. I reminded them that they used the "not a politician" line against Trump in 2016. The conversation topic shifted after that needless to say

Do they remember Michael Ignatief?

 

[National Tragedy]

The Carney support is even more astroturfed than the Kamala support was. Pierre will win easily. Whether or not it will it be a majority is the real question.

 

[Audit]

I don't bother touching anything that doesn't explicitly label itself as being over 80% fat on the front of the label.

Wait, Canadian butter is tainted by margarine or some sort of seed oil? I think even the USSR had pure butter when the shelves were (unreliably) stocked.

 

[Justwandering02]

The Carney support is even more astroturfed than the Kamala support was. Pierre will win easily. Whether or not it will it be a majority is the real question.

I must add that the media praising hime/talking about him non stop dosen't help

 

[Brutality]

Do they remember Michael Ignatief?

I don't think anybody remembers him